In the beginning god said "It's SO boring being alone... I think I'll make a new toy... and make it a nice place to live. Hang on, why not have some fun! I'll make lots of rules it can never keep... make sure it can't prove I exist but then expect it to believe in me without any evidence... oh, and it has to worship me forever saying how great I am! This is going to be FUN!!! Oh, and if it doesn't believe in me I'll sulk and send it to some ghastly place to suffer for eternity. Hang on... this is all a bit sick, maybe I need therapy...