I'm in the process of getting published a "Holy" book in opposition to ALL the other holy books.
It will have no mention of gods in it. No fairytales. No miracles. No wanton murder of innocents or any other sadistic violence. Also, it will contain no ridiculous promises of life hereafter and no threats of eternal damnation if you - the reader - don't believe in what it says in the book.
I hereby offer you this pre-publication manuscript for your perusal.
Here is the complete manuscript. It's between the brackets: [ ]