Today is 22-05-2011 and The Rapture was a damp squib.

Of course, when it's realised that we are still here this rainy Sunday morning there'll be the excuses.

The 1st excuse will be: "Ah used imperial meashiments instead o' metrics. NIXT tahm ah'll git it raight, yorl."

Or maybe: "I spilt some corffee on mah barbul an ah faarnd it ard tah read through mah tears."