Simple questions to ask every Christian regarding the crucifixion.
When you die the heart stops, the brain dies and rigor mortis sets in. Every one of the billions of cells that make you now disintegrates.
In the Bible, Jesus brings a dead person back to life. Lazarus. This would involve completely rebuilding every one of those many billions of cells. Restoring every single strand of DNA. Replacing thousands of genes. Restoring every thought. The authors of this story have therefore created someone who cannot possibly be killed. How do you kill someone who can completely reverse death down to the very last molecule?

Jesus is dead. He is taken down from the cross, wrapped in a shroud and placed in a tomb. He lay there for three days. During these three days, where’s Jesus? Christians claim to believe in a Heaven. When you die you go to Heaven, therefore Jesus must have gone to Heaven.

After three days in Heaven, (playing pool and having a few beers with the boys perhaps!) Jesus is beamed back down to Earth to re-enter a body that has itself been decomposing for three days. Once again Jesus would have to completely rebuild an entire human body. Except, for the holes in the hands that is. Couldn’t fix those apparently.

Jesus leaves his tomb, has a chat with a few people, and then beams back up to Heaven. So where is the body now?



 
Dennis Dennis



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