The Flying Spaghetti Monster is divine, omniscient, omnipotent and omnipresent. It cares for the humans created by It, and will bless any people willing to embrace It, so long as they accept It into their hearts, and love It for all their might.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster does not force people to join It and Pasta Heaven, but they, the unbelievers of Flying Spaghetti Monster, will eventually be going to the buttering depths of hell and join Lasagna because of their false gods.

Repent to It and The Lord will pull you to his heaven of pasta and sauce, otherwise you will be condemned, and bask in olive oil for eternity.

Come thy child, accept my noodly appendages and be enlightened. Ramen.
~Flying Spaghetti Monster