"Why not women bishops?"

Frankie Boyle (The Sun) writes:

"The Church of England have voted against female bishops. Opponents argue that this issue is a lot more complicated than it seems and they certainly don't have time to explain it to a lot of women.

"I've done everything I can to campaign for women in the Church. Whenever I play chess I insist on making tiny breasts from Blu Tack and attaching them to my bishops.

"Why not women bishops? If I'm to be told a fairy story, I'd prefer it to come from someone who looks like my mum."