Script idea. Maybe for book or TV.
Title: Happy Oestrogen.
Time set:
Early Spring morning, nine months BC.
Location:
Bethlehem.
Scene one:
Bedroom of a house.
(Joseph is away working on a building site while Mary is having a lie in.)
FX:
Cock crow.
Camera on cock pans from open window around room. Zooms in to white bearded gentleman, head resting on pillow. He's gazing at the back of the head of a young woman, barely in her teens.
God: How was it for you, Mary?
Mary (sleepy): How was what?
Me: Now where can I take this from here?