Sign of the times:

Father, to ten year old son: "Christmas is just around the corner, son, and I think it's time I told you the truth. There is no Santa Claus."

Son: "I know, dad."

Father: "You've taken it very well. Aren't you even a little bit upset?"

Son: "No dad. I've suspected as much since I was six."

Father: "Oh. It's nice to see you growing up to appreciate the REAL adult world."

Son: "And dad."

Father: "Yes, son?"

Son: "I also know there is no god and no Jesus."

Father: "WHAT!!!! You silly little boy! What would YOU know about such things? Now go up to your room, put yourself to bed and pray for forgiveness! You STUPID boy!"

Son: "Yes father."