The â€œinfallibleâ€ word of god in the Bible has David killing Goliath twice! Oopsie! So David prevailed over the Philistine [Goliath] with a sling and a stone, striking down the Philistine and killing him; there was no sword in Davidâ€™s hand. [1 Samuel 17:50 (NRSV)] Then David ran and stood over the Philistine; he grasped his sword, drew it out of its sheath, and killed him; then he cut off his head with it. [1 Samuel 17:51 (NRSV)] (Apparently he's alleged to have grabbed GOLIATH'S sword and finished him off with that. It's still bullshit whichever way one reads it.) Ed.

The â€œinfallibleâ€ word of god in the Bible has David killing Goliath twice! Oopsie!

So David prevailed over the Philistine [Goliath] with a sling and a stone, striking down the Philistine and killing him; there was no sword in Davidâ€™s hand. [1 Samuel 17:50 (NRSV)]

Then David ran and stood over the Philistine; he grasped his sword, drew it out of its sheath, and killed him; then he cut off his head with it. [1 Samuel 17:51 (NRSV)]

(Apparently he's alleged to have grabbed GOLIATH'S sword and finished him off with that. It's still bullshit whichever way one reads it.) Ed.

EA Miller

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