The first of God's design faults . . . .

Adam was the first bloke to get joy out of playing with himself.

God saw this and thought, "I'll soon put a stop to that little game."

So during the night he took a rib from Adam and out of it he fashioned WOMAN.

"That should fix it," thought God.

But, verily, how wrong it turned out to be. For Adam had already realised how good it was.

Amen.