top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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osirisnut |
The religious will be getting into a praying frenzy, it's Xmyth time. |
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EA Miller |
I thought I saw Jesus once, but that was just my friend "hippy Dave". The resemblance is uncanny when he's in his bathrobe and the sunlight hits him just right! |
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EA Miller |
There are none more gullible than those who believe something to be fact without investigation. |
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Pat Simons |
There is no situation so bad it cannot be made worse by religion. |
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Enoch's Author (admin) |
Denying scientific fact as a matter of faith transforms it to a religious matter. It follows then, that Science has been elevated by the religious zealots to the Heavenly plane where it is free to compete on an equal footing with God. - Ralph Metusi |
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| Travis K. |
Religion's greatest enemy has always been common sense. |
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| Viola |
Um, Genesis says God look a nap (just like an over-worked factory worker) on the 7th day after he'd done all that planet-building. Was the writer of that book not familiar with the exact meaning of the term 'omnipotent'? |
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| Seen on a Bumper Sticker |
Who would Jesus bomb? |
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| Arthur Schopenhauer, German philosopher (1788-1860 |
"There is, no Absolute, no Reason, no God, no Spirit at work in the world: nothing but brute instinctive will to live." |
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EA Miller |
If any religion had the “one true god” that the Abrahamic religions so vehemently decry exists, why wouldn’t he just talk to the entire world in whatever their regional dialect is and clear everything up?
But alas... *crickets* as usual because all gods are imaginary
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EA Miller |
Kill religion, save humanity! |
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Pat Simons |
One of the mainstays of theology is debating hypothetical outcomes involving things that have never been demonstrated to exist. |
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EA Miller |
Billionaires funding and supporting oppressive theocrats and fascists in the United States are literally destroying the country in real time. |
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EA Miller |
Oddly, DNA isn't mentioned anywhere by the all-knowing god of the Bible. Nor is the structure of an atom, the cure for any disease, that stars are actually other suns, or even why basic hygiene (e.g., hand washing) is important. |
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EA Miller |
Embracing diversity and critical thought are the polar opposite of the barbaric means needed to keep religion afloat and influential. |
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osirisnut |
The catholic Republic of America where one day it will be illegal not to carry a gun and the bible. |
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osirisnut |
Religions detest Atheists because Atheists tell the truth. Religious miracles (lies) have been debunked that many times that theists should live in a permanent state of embarrassment. |
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osirisnut |
The unicorn is mentioned nine times in the bible, theists try to get around this by saying, when the bible was translated from Hebrew to English it was translated wrong. Out of 783,137 words in the bible, unicorn was the only one that was translated wrong. Of course it was. |
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osirisnut |
Jesus Christ only had the name Jesus the name Christ was the name of his donkey. Throws a different light on the phrase "Jesus fucking Christ". |
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EA Miller |
If religion offered actual advanced wisdom, true empathy, embracement of diversity, and was beneficial to all human beings, it would not require any type of indoctrination or apologetics to be universally accepted. |
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EA Miller |
The tragic, massive-scale violence in and around the Gaza Strip is truly heartbreaking, has world-wide implications, and is made possible by barbaric ancient religious beliefs. |
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Pat Simons |
Whenever people believe there is a super-natural puppet master running everything, there is going to be a lot of resistance to the idea humans are capable of making their own decisions. |
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osirisnut |
Notice on church door. "Due to the lack of interest this church will be permanently closed". Now that is a good sign. |
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| John Lennon |
"Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try. No hell below us, above us only sky." |
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| paul hampson |
The whole of humanity consists of one long war; we just prefer to divide them all into chunks so we can look upon the history of humankind with a bit of sadness as opposed to total disgust. What god would create such a species of murderous hypocrites |
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| zane dennis |
No one has lived to tell. No one. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Even way back then those Ancient Romans understood irony. Jesus was a carpenter, so they nailed him to wood. |
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| acidboy |
There are some for whom the prospect of nonexistence leads to mental breakdown. The rest of us are atheists. |
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| Charles Darwin |
I cannot persuade myself that a beneficent and omnipotent God would have designedly created parasitic wasps with the express intention of their feeding within the living bodies of Caterpillars. |
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| XTC (english pop band), "Dear God" |
"Did you make mankind after we made you?" |
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| Hannah |
If God gave us the ability to reason, why would he punish us for it? |
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| Baron D' Holbach |
The ignorance of nature gave birth to gods; knowledge of nature is destined to destroy them. |
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| Unknown |
Faith is deciding to allow yourself to believe something your intellect would otherwise cause you to reject--otherwise there’s no need for faith. |
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EA Miller |
Seek knowledge or embrace religion. They are mutually exclusive and should never be confused with one another. |
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EA Miller |
Denying science in the age of new exploration and discovery to embrace antiquated religious beliefs is the pinnacle of human arrogance and ignorance. |
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EA Miller |
No all-knowing, all-powerful, omnipresent being would require very flawed, very diverse, very regionally influenced, human beings to spread its message. |
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osirisnut |
Christians you were not born with an original sin, you don't have a soul, you don't have a guardian angel, and you don't have saints because they don't exist either. |
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osirisnut |
WTF Bible verses... Behold I, the lord, will rebuke your offspring and will spread dung on your face, even the dung of your animal sacrifices , and you will be taken away with it. Malachi 2.3. |
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osirisnut |
WTF Bible Verse... If there is a fight between two men and the wife of one tries to help her husband by grabbing the genitals of the other man, then you shall cut off her hand. You shall have no pity. deuteronomy 25: 11-12. |
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osirisnut |
The population of most countries want to see assisted dying for people close to death, so they will not suffer in pain. Who is opposed to this? Religious leaders, they remember their predecessors raping, torturing men, women, and children and then burned at the stake for being witches. or accusing them of heresy and drowning them. Hanging people for blasphemy. Yes, they still want people to suffer before death... |
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osirisnut |
Happy Winter Solstice, everyone. |
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EA Miller |
Religious institutions, which pay no taxes whatsoever, should have no say in what goes on in tax-payer funded public schools. |
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Pat Simons |
Religion offers itself up as a solution to problems people didn't even know they had. |
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osirisnut |
Theology and scatology both have their roots deeply imbedded in shit. |
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Pat Simons |
No theologians were consulted in the search for the Higgs Boson, or in the development of any life saving medicine. Science seeks the truth. Theologians play endless mind games. |
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Pat Simons |
Faith is the excuse people use when they're afraid to admit they don't have evidence for their beliefs. |
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EA Miller |
In the past week, the United States Supreme Court has permitted tax dollars to go to Christian private schools, made it easier to carry concealed weapons, and gave government control of women’s bodies by ending abortion rights striking down Roe V. Wade. They are a billionaire-bought, very dangerous, religious-extremist cabal. |
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Pat Simons |
It appears lost on a lot of people, especially theologians, that a genuine message from the almighty, especially one with serious expectations attached, would not be subject to endless debate. |
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osirisnut |
Religious clerics wear silly religious hats to give them height, to dominate and intimidate that's why pulpits are so high, and it really works... I'm positive I will stop laughing soon. |
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osirisnut |
What the world needs now is a saviour to save planet Earth and gods need not apply. |
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EA Miller |
Whenever someone claims to “feel the presence of Jesus” just remember two things: They have an agenda and they’re full of shit. |
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EA Miller |
Religion is simply unquestioned ignorance masquerading as knowledge. |
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EA Miller |
I trust rational thinking and science. Holy books have neither. They make grand assumptions without ever providing a shred of evidence. |
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EA Miller |
Easter, when adults pass out chocolate crosses (representing an ancient Roman torture device) to children as fun, holiday treats. I guess mixing them in with chocolate eggs, bunnies, and jelly beans makes everything just peachy! |
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Pat Simons |
If people judged their own belief systems by the same standards they apply to other people's, there would be far fewer theists, and the world would be a better place for it. |
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Pat Simons |
Anyone who begins a sentence with the words, “Bible says, . . .” as identified himself as someone not worth wasting your time on. |
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EA Miller |
I’m grateful for science, rational thinking, and those who embrace equal rights and the beauty of our diverse world. What I don’t do is “praise” mythological beings that give me the permission to be a narrow-minded hateful bigot. |
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EA Miller |
There is no greater danger to this Earth than the intermingling of greed, power, and religion. *Please see “The United States” |
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EA Miller |
Only use the statements "I'll pray for you" or "I'll put you on our prayer list" when you absolutely plan on doing NOTHING for the person or persons in need. |
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EA Miller |
Religion:
Finding comfort in collective, destructive ignorance
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