top atheist quotes (total: 15978)
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| Michel de Montaigne |
Oh sehseless man! - who wouldn't know how to make a maggot, yet would make gods by the dozen. |
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| soren olesen |
the difference between god and santa is that we eventualy stop believing in santa. i long for the day we can stop believing in god.
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| Michael Stipe |
I don't need a heaven, I don't need religion, I am in the place that I should be. |
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| Homer Simpson |
Can God microwave a burrito so hot that He Himself cannot eat it? |
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| ATHEISTEMOCRACY |
Religion is what people make up because they can't deal with the real world. We just choose to live our lives like we might die tomorrow...and that's all.
If god is so great why do people we love and cherish die young, it's "his will" if this was true I'd take "his powerful will" and shove it up his "almighty" ass. |
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| Denis Diderot |
"The philosopher has never killed any priests, whereas the priest has killed a great many philosophers."
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Allah Verpint |
I deny the holy spirit. I also deny papa smurf. I deny the tooth fairy and santa claus. But I dare not deny my wife... there really would be hell to pay! |
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Prof Uri Nassol |
Religious logic: If there is no obvious cause, then it must be supernatural. Scientific logic: If there is no obvious cause, try theoretical explanations until our knowledge catches up. |
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| b.h lim |
the holy land is the largest mental asylum. each patient claiming that their imaginary fiend is the best. |
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Prof Uri Nassol |
What does God get out of demonstrations of faith that he can't get out of demonstrations of intelligence and reason? |
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| Ben Longwell |
Finding direction in your life by subscribing to the existence of an entity you can't see. That just seems a bit counterintuitive. |
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Mark Walsh |
Initially, religion opened the eyes of man, only to close them when contradictory evidence is presented. |
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Lady Phyllis Stein |
The potential for loss gives birth to the potential to love. The refusal to accept loss gives birth to the potential for hate. |
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| Nyan Prater |
“God talks to me,” says the fool, “for if it wasn’t Him, who else could it have been all these years?” |
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Final New Theologist |
My wife is killed by a religious fanatic who just happens to believe in the right god, but she believed in the wrong god so she goes to be tortured for eternity... even if she was a good person? It all makes sense if you think deep enough! |
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Allah Verpint |
When you are a child, you can cope with life's difficulties through the power of your imagination, and the world is suddenly less threatening. When you grow up you do the same thing... it's called religion. |
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| The Dude |
Why is it that the people that shove religion in our faces the most are the first ones to get offended when you ask a question? Could it be that they are trying to convince themselves? |
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Mummy's Big Brave Boy |
Being an atheist is like being the first kid in class to find out father christmas isn't real. Then when you start telling people, they either get angry and tell you to shut up... or they say "Yeah, I think so too". Theists are the ones yelling "Shut up!" |
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Baron von Knifty |
What good is being born-again when it makes you dead from the neck up?
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Alan Harvey |
Theists believe in talking bushes, a boat holding millions of animals, an apple that made Eve ashamed of her vagina, talking snakes, dead people moving rocks and flying etc... but they think evolution is unbelievable... UNBELIEVABLE! |
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| Daniel C. Dennett |
"The notion that man would shun Darwin and return to his ignorance is about as funny to me as abandoning Copernicus and returning to a Geo-Centrist view of the Universe." |
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Baron von Knifty |
Religion is hypocritical; It is more about revenge than forgiveness, more lies than truth, more hate than love and certainly more about death than life.
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Baron von Knifty |
Gods are always phony because people always invent them as hateful, greedy and ignorant as they are.
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| Pearly |
Countries can't AFFORD faith-based administrations. |
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Evan Gowing |
A Christian acquaintance of mine told me that God was speaking to me, and I needed to be quiet and listen. Is God that weak that he can't even grab my attention? |
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| AlchemicFanatic |
Here in the US the ruling body constantly pushes its agenda into the citizens pockets, family life, personal activity, schools, and ruins everything it touches. The governments annoying too. |
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| AlchemicFanatic |
For a person of reason to offer a feasible theory and have it accepted by the masses, they must present evidence for it and against other explainations. For a Christian "because God made it so" is all that is neccesary. |
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Baron von Knifty |
Yes, there is warmth and enlightenment to be gotten from the bible, if you throw it directly into the fireplace.
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
If humans didn't have God or Religion to blame, then they would have to face taking responsability for what they did to each other? |
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Baron von Knifty |
Religion is against masturbation because, unlike religion, masturbation has a purpose, makes you feel good, gives you something to rub other than beads and actually delivers kingdom come at the end.
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| Nick Harding |
In many respects becoming an atheist means adopting clarity of thought. For that reason, it must be seen as the highest aspiration of human conciousness. Atheism, by it very nature, represents mental freedom. |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
Atheists are some of the most profoundly honest & moral people I've ever met, but people who claim faith in god seem to think they have a monopoly on morality & truth. |
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Navneeth D |
God is for the weak and people with no self-confidence. |
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| antony saunders |
To the "concerned atheist", religion is about belief. Atheism is about finding the truth, and truth is hard wone. With out "clowns" like Baron von Knifty they would still be burning us at the stake.
Religeon is an illness, if you do not fight against it will destroy the human intelect. No true atheist could comit such crimes against humanity as religion has, keep it up Knifty! |
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T.H. |
South Africa, the medieval times: British Christianity introduced the bible to the native african farmers. The missionaries tought them to read and write, then told them to read the so-called holy pages carefully. As they did, the Brits took away their farms and lands = Religion is a tool of corruption. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Because he is the only animal that can reason, man believes he is special in the universe. He’s not. Having the ability to accept religion doesn’t make one preferential. It does, however, make him more savage than any beast.
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| Whitney Lynn Williamson |
To tell you the truth, It would be a lot easier if there was an "all mighty" god waiting for me when i die... But i know and every other person out there that uses their brain knows that there isn't.. Its called Evolution. |
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| herbert spencer |
the ultimate effect to shield man from the efects of folley is to fill the world with fools! |
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| me (just put unknown) |
Everyone expects me to respect religion. But how can I respect a lie - even the most beloved lie of humanity? |
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| Matt Duncan |
The myth of god has grown to mammoth proportions, why is god more credible than santa clause, santa has done more for man than god! |
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| Moriarty |
Would the one true god, or all of them, protect me from those who are certain. |
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| Tim Smalley |
Religion is a Social and Political Tool. |
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| Big Ray |
Why did God create us? An experiment? A joke? Entertainment? Well, lets examine what it is he wants from us: to worship him in prayer and be thankful that we exist yada yada yada.
Wow, so, we're around to make an all knowing, all powerful God feel good. What a prick! |
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| Bumpersticker |
Congratulations, you found God - If no one claims him after 30 days you get to keep Him! |
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| Brandon Gene Cruz (wefm) |
Religion is the unneccessary subjection which has unfortunately invented the illusion that accuses our natural instinct of being sinister. When we consider the psychological debt and religions policy to reject ourselves will we see the shackles addressed to our limbs and compromise with logic and consider reason as a proper guideline.
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| Unknown |
Religion is all about power. Power, craved by a few power hungry men. God did not create man....men created god to control and subjugate people....especially women. |
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| Sam Harris |
George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and christians love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to god through his hair dryer, they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair dryer makes it any more absurd. |
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| Katastrophe Fidelis |
I find it hard to believe that God would create imperfect men and then punish them for his own mistakes. |
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| Seen on bumper sticker |
If Atheism is a religion, then sanity is a mental disorder. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
If you are a non-physical body in heaven,–a spirit–then how do you feel the joy of your senses? How do you taste a good dinner, hear great music or feel a caress? And if you’re burning in hell how in the hell would you feel any pain?
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