top atheist quotes (total: 15978)
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| qslowpoke |
"Religion is for people that do not have the intelegence or strength to belive in themselfs." |
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| Manny the atheist |
"If jesus would return, we would proudly kill him again." |
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Alan Harvey |
The tighter you cling to your faith, the looser your grip is on reality. |
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| Melody AKA Sheisonly18 |
If money is the root of all evil, then why do churches ask for it? |
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| Arjun Krishna |
"IF GOD Created us all who created him?" |
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| Calliope Muse |
For all of those sanctimonious theists who keep insisting that you can't be a good, moral person without believing in a god...I have just two words...PEDOPHILE PRIESTS! |
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| Lance Armstrong |
If there was a God, I'd still have both nuts. |
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| Unknown |
Asking me to respect your belief in god is like asking me to respect your belief that you are Napoleon Bonaparte. Belief in god is delusional. Why should I feed your delusion? |
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| Pink Floyd |
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be
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| W. Fristoe |
'God' is a sound some people make instead of "I don't know." |
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| unknown |
God used to be my co-pilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him. |
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| Xenophanes |
But if cattle and horses or lions had hands, or were able to draw with their hands and do the work that men can do, horses would draw the forms of the gods like horses, and cattle like cattle, and they would make their bodies such as they each had th |
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| grcore |
Science will continue in search of the truth. And as the truths become clear, the religious will continue to paint itself into a corner. |
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| jstep |
I think that with todays technology a god could and should email everyone a new and updated version of the bible with all the addenduums |
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John Kelly Ireland |
If the mind is seperate from the body then how can we have mind altering drug's? |
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| native american mythos, northwest |
And Raven made the universe so He could have a place to fly. he did not however, make humanity. but found some, cowering under a shell. The ones who come out and were curious to see the Big Black Black Irridecent Bird would be chosen by Him as his own.
How is this any more a myth and judaisum, muhamedisum, or catholicisum? |
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| Luke Zielinski |
For Lent I gave up religion… |
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Carlos Mora |
If you depended on religion to understand how things work, you'd still be believing that the lightning is the result of the wrath of the gods. |
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Fred Vans |
God is Santa Clause for adult audiences. |
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| Ernest Renan |
The prayer of the agnostic: "O God, if there is a God, save my soul if I have a soul |
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| b ob scott |
Church: Where the perverts outnumber the converts. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Masturbation is true altruism: No pregnancy worries; No risk of STDs; No disappointment through sexual inadequacy; No rape; and NO guilt - unless you're theist.
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Voltaire |
Religion began when the first knave met the first fool. |
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| Madalyn Murray O'Hair |
Religion is induced insanity. |
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| Unknown |
If God were omniscient and loving, he would easily understand a skeptic's doubt and not punish them for it. |
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| Sam Harris |
The quote "George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and christians love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to god through his hair dryer, they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair dryer makes it any more absurd."
which is listed here as unknown, has been attributed to Sam Harris. |
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| johnnie jones |
The bible says, men must remove their testicles to be accepted in heaven, they must become eunucs . One more reason to be an atheist . |
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| johnnie jones |
Did god create Gays for christians to kill ? |
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| johnnie jones |
In my life, I have never seen so many outrageous lies, as those I have recieved in e-mails, from Christians, about Barack Obama, all were proven to be lies, with a little research .What are they teaching their children about honesty . |
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Diane Fadden |
Until you can produce some shred of evidence to show a god truly exists, it is as absurd for you to talk to me about him as if he does, as it would be for me to tell you about the feeding habits of the unicorn I keep in my back yard. |
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Douglas Adams |
Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too. |
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| John Mathew |
Religion is the biggest bullshit of all human history. |
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| Anti-christ Athiest |
Small minds thought of god, cause they need something to follow. those who have the greater minds, break free, and disprove everything they were taught and find there own path. |
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Godfrey Zoan |
The universe was here long before us. It will still be here long after us. To me, that is the real beauty of life, not the horror of it. |
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| Jack Pritchard |
The lower someones intelligence the more likely they are to be religious. The higher, the more likely they are to be atheist.
The more religious a person the more likely they will aspire to a career in politics. |
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| Robert Brunswick Jr. |
Imagine the ego of the human race, to consider themselves so grand, as to warrant a creator worthy of praise. |
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| House MD |
If you talk to god, you're religious. If god talks to you, you're psychotic. |
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| Hunter Blake Lowery |
God says "Obey me or burn." reminds me of someone... Oh yeah Hitler! |
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| Me |
If you believe in the supernatural, why don't you believe in the Boogie Man? There are countless books and folk tales about him, too. |
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| savage beastie |
faith is useless, determination is not |
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| Ambrose Bierce |
Theology is a thing of unreason altogether,an edifice of assumption and dreams,a superstructure without a substructure. |
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| Unknown |
A man needs Religion just as a fish needs a bicycle. |
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Epicurus |
If I am, then death is not. If death is, I am not. Why fear that which cannot exist when I |
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| Brandyn |
An atheist would bet their life against the existence of a (specificaly defined) god, in the same way they bet their life every time they walk out the front door in sunny San Diego that they will not be attacked by a polar bear while being struck by lightening, shot in the head, and dissemboweled by a misplaced samurai who'd been frozen in a freak boating accident and recently thawed and released by a secret group of deranged cryogenesists. _Prove_ to me that this absolutely can't happen when I walk out the door today. In fact, it's considerably more likely than most definitions of god. |
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| William Weil |
Most thinking people agree with the need for mandatory school prayer. What rankles them is the lack of algebra instruction in church. |
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| Ivan Betancor, Spain. (me) |
I can't I believe in a superior being! I mean come on let's be logic; if God created man in His image, and science has proved that man has evolutioned from the monkey. Wouldn't that mean we're worshipping a monkey?!?!? You might as well stop praying and peeling some bananas!!!! |
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| Esslingen |
My Gods dick is bigger than your Gods dick. |
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Kitalia Jones |
We atheist don't waste our lives waiting for a non existent afterlife.... We atheist actually love life and try to enjoy it as much as possible because we know that it's the only life we have.... It's you theists who hate life because you waste it away waiting on a fake afterlife that you're never going to get.... |
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Acid Krtiana |
It certainly wasn't praying to God that made the atomic bomb. |
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Oliver Markus Malloy |
Most people don't think for themselves. They just regurgitate someone else's opinion and pass it off as their own. |
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EA Miller |
Humanity’s only hope is humanity. There are no gods. |
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EA Miller |
Is there a single Christian relief organization that offers food and other aid without trying to simultaneously shove Jesus down the recipients’ throats? |
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EA Miller |
When asked what his favorite thing about God was, the atheist promptly responded, “That this vile, sociopathic, narcissistic, temperamental, excessively violent creature does not exist!†|
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Pat Simons |
Insane beliefs are no less insane, because of the sincerity of the believer. |
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Akanyang Canine |
Christians no longer believe in the existence of their god. They want him to exist. |
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Akanyang Canine |
The more I see status about god, or satan or even jesus on social media, the more I realise how religion had damaged the minds of my fellow Africans. |
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Pat Simons |
It is infinitely better to admit one doesn't know something, than it is to claim knowledge one could not possibly possess. Religious people, the clergy in particular, excel at the latter. |
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Akanyang Canine |
If Man is created in the image of God, then in whose image is Woman created? |
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Akanyang Canine |
The existence of the universe and living creatures is not evidence for a god. It's evidence for the universe and living creatures. |
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EA Miller |
Humanity's fate will ultimately rest on whether or not it is able to give up ancient superstition. |
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