top atheist quotes (total: 15978)
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| Dr. Idel Dreimer www.lumpenbangenpiano.com |
Religion is a construct of the imagination; it may provide the comfort of a familiar narrative, the absorption of a good film, or the communal fervor of a pop star fan club; it will not pay the rent, answer prayers, or provide life after death.
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| Baron von Knifty |
The only place religion stands proudly is on the necks of those they oppress.
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| Jesus H Christ |
Mocking pious godbots for their primitive religious beliefs is no different than making fun of people who still believe that the earth is flat. All forms of willful ignorance are deserving of ridicule. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
No religion can be compared to the truth, nor does it deserve to be.
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| Baron von Knifty |
Miracles are born from fear and ignorance. Once Science exposes the physical reasons for frightening experiences, the fear disappears. Knowing that only Science can do this is the true miracle.
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| Baron von Knifty |
If the Non-Atheists actually lived by their scriptures they would all be locked up, which sounds like a good idea to me.
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| Ben Dixon |
Get up off your knees and start using your head |
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Diane Fadden |
Then at last comes the time to draw straws. God looks at Santa. "Ok, you first. Shortest straw, has to deal with the kids!" |
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Voltaire |
Christianity is the most ridiculous, the most absurd, and blood religion ever to infect the earth. |
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| Darren |
Some Christian once said that prayer helped to heal his sick son who was dying of cancer. In response, I showed him my missing arm and ask," If i pray hard enough, will I get my arm back?". |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
They worship a naked dead man nailed to a cross by hands & feet, blood pouring down his face from a crown of thorns. If that's NOT weird I don't know what is. It still looks like some weird sadomasochistic cult to me. |
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| A person |
We are forever only destined to deny the notorious impact of ourselves. |
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| Patsy Vaughn |
If there ever was a god, he must have died with Jesus! If a "god" wanted his word spread, he/she'd have waited until now in order to "mass" communicate to the billions on earth today... you know, e-mail, internet, TV, cell phone, iPods, etc.... or at least, sent an "update"! |
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| one life |
As soon as the words "eternal life" are mentioned, people will do anything for religion, due to their selfish and egotistical desire to live forever. Apparently, 80-odd years on this planet isn't enough for them. |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
Life is for living & loving and NOT wasting your time on the illusion of god & religion, which is all smoke & mirrors. |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
Life itself is far far more incredible than any God or Religion you could ever wish to invent. |
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| kakamana1000 |
All religious scriptures are only about rewards (of everlasting life) and Punishment (Eternal burning in Hell). There's no need to read them to learn about rewards and punishment. Just read a manual on how to train dogs; it's shorter! |
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| Vancoqt |
The foolishness of you is to have doltishly fallen for a superstitious belief and the tragic consequences is you are pathetically proud of yours ignorance. |
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| Dan Barker |
Faith is a cop-out. If the only way you can accept an assertion is by faith, then you are conceding that it can't be taken on its own merits. |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
Uganda homophobia capital of the world. The only country I've heard of that wants to pass a law (that's right a LAW!!) against being gay. Oh! and they are all self righteous & faithful Christians of course. |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
Worshiping the sun you can feel the heat on your skin & see the light. If you worship the earth you can feel solid ground beneath your feet. Unlike other beliefs which are all smoke & mirrors & pure illusion. |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
My god, My God, why have you forsaken me?!!! Because he was never there in the first place you naive idiot!!! |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
God is "the" ultimate absent father? |
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| Patsy Vaughn |
I worship the "sun"! Without it, there is no life. |
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| Jonathan Chow |
Science can answer many things known to humanity, religion cannot. |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
In reality, you can only make value judgments & choices based on actual tangible evidence. Therefore I say to you that religion & god are Not based on reality. Therefore god & religion remain a fantasy, fairy story,or delusion. |
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| Scott Mattison |
Who are you to Judge God's work?? He is the one that made me an Athiest :) |
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| one life |
Heaven or Hell? Niether for me thanks. I can think of no greater punishment than having to simply ceaselessly, endlessly exist. |
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| NoGods4Me |
Morality does not come from any "god". Do you believe that slavery is moral? Most likely you do not. Read the bible. The "god" of the bible endorses slavery. Now who would you say is moral, you or that "god"? |
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| Baron von Knifty |
The mind can be distracted by many foolish things; a barking dog, an ice cream truck or the promise of eternal life.
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| Daniel Dennett |
Telling pious lies to trusting children is a form of abuse, plain and simple. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
But you can get nothing from something. That’s exactly the definition of prayer.
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
After all the pope is an old man with white hair, speaks in a funny ancient dead language (latin)lives in a museum palace(the vatican). Wears a pointy hat,holds a strange rod, wears feminine glittery clothes. Makes weird hand guestures & worships a man nailed to a cross. Is that weird or is that weird? |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
If religion was a form of recreational drug it would have been made illegal long ago & it would carried a health warning due to often fatal consquences. |
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| Robert M. Pirsig |
When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called Religion |
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| unknown |
I used to believe in god, until I learned that masturbation is prohibited. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Atheist: Are you still on your New Year’s resolution?
Xian: Which one?
Atheist: The one where you give up your religion.
Xian: That lasted one hour, then I lost my car keys. Got desperate and had to pray that I’d find them.
Atheist: Did you?
Xian: No. Still looking. But thank god I had a back-up key.
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| Emo Philiips |
All those with telekinetic powers... raise my hand. |
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| Kyle Mariani |
Religious people are aggressively hoping they're right, Intellectuals are progressively proving they're right. |
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| richard diment |
if god existed, then how come all wars are created by religion. In all religious texts it says thou shalt not kill so WHY!!!!! |
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| Conk in Utah |
When I accidently ran over my neighbors Cat, she said "God damn you."
When I revived the cat through mouth to mouth she said "Thank God".
Why does God only get credit for the good things? |
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| unknown |
Everything eventually will be explained by either science or ignorance |
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| johnnie jones |
As an atheist all I ask for is, life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness but christianity will not allow this to be ! |
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| johnnie jones |
My biggest question ,to the impossibility, of the Noah's Ark fable is, what become of the flood waters, as natural gravity would render it permanently a part of Earth . |
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| johnnie jones |
The total water of the noah's Ark fable would equal three trillion two hundred and thirty-four billion, seven hundred-forty million, six hundred and sixty-five thousand, cubic miles of water, just to equal the peak of Mt. Everest, at 29,028 feet. So where is it ? This doesn't include the frozen poles or the oceans and lakes on Earth . |
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Will Evo |
As an atheist, I take offense to the creationist belief that everything about me, and the world I live in, was and is planned. The universe is a much more beautiful place when one realizes all of it was and is a product of chance and circumstance. |
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| unknown |
I hate being asked for my "religious affiliation" when I go to fill something out. In a perfect world, that question wouldn't exist. |
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| johnnie jones |
Is it better to live in a world you believe can be changed by the mere asking , Or to live in the real world like an atheist? I have no doubt as I am definately an atheist . |
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| johnnie jones |
Believing in god or the tooth fairy , they are both based on the monetary system and profit but one you grow out of believing unless you are a christian . |
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| johnnie jones |
Time and time again they tell stories of finding Noah's Ark but they shurely don't expect us to believe none of them own a camera ? |
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