top atheist quotes (total: 15978)
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| The Dude |
Mary wasn't a virgin. She just had stupid parents |
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Baron von Knifty |
The only part of the creation museum in Kentucky that has any truth to it is Bathroom Land.
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| Adolf Hitler (1933 Speech) |
"We have undertaken the fight against the atheistic movement, and that not merely with a few theoretical declarations: we have stamped it out."
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bertrand russell |
If I were to suggest that between the Earth and Mars there is a china teapot revolving about the sun in an elliptical orbit, nobody would be able to disprove my assertion provided I were careful to add that the teapot is too small to be revealed even by our most powerful telescopes. But if I were to go on to say that, since my assertion cannot be disproved, it is an intolerable presumption on the part of human reason to doubt it, I should rightly be thought to be talking nonsense. If, however, the existence of such a teapot were affirmed in ancient books, taught as the sacred truth every Sunday, and instilled into the minds of children at school, hesitation to believe in its existence would become a mark of eccentricity and entitle the doubter to the attentions of the psychiatrist in an enlightened age or of the Inquisitor in an earlier time |
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Baron von Knifty |
The Death Penalty and the Bible
Crimes that deserved the death penalty in the Old Testament:
2. Abuse of father or mother (Ex 21:15).
3. Speaking a curse over parents (Ex 21:17).
4. Blasphemy against God (Lev 24:14-16,23).
5. Working On Sunday (Ex 31:14, Numb 15:32-36).
6. Practicing magic (Ex 22:18).
7. Fortune telling/practicing sorcery (Lev 20:27).
8. Talking someone away from religion (Deut 13:1-5, 18:20).
9. Adultery/Fornication (Lev 20:10-12, Deut 22:22).
10. Intercourse before marriage (Deut 22:20-21).
11. Intercourse when engaged. (Deut 22:23-24).
12. The daughter of a priest practicing prostitution (Lev 21:9).
13. Rape of someone who is engaged (Deut 22:25).
14. Intercourse with animals (Ex 22:19).
15. Worship idols (Ex 22:20, Lev 20:1-5, Deut 17:2-7).
16. Incest (Lev 20:11-12, 14, 19-21).
17. Homosexuality (Lev 20:13).
18. Kidnapping (Ex 21:16).
19. Bear false testimony at a trial (Deut 19:16, 19)
20. Contempt of court (Deut 17:8-13).
The manner of execution in the Old Testament could be stoning, burning, using a sword, spear or arrow.
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| Godfrey Zoan |
If god is our father and nature is our mother, they should be charged with child abuse! |
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| Anon |
When the behavior of churches is so obviously human it is astonishing to me that anyone could see them as divinely inspired. |
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Baron von Knifty |
At one point in our life each of us has contemplated our own mortality. And, believe me, we all wish our death in some respect would be a continuation of our life. That is human nature, instinct, self preservation and all that. But to respect the delusion of religion is to deny honesty, truth and your own common sense.
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
If man is made in the image of god? then god must be an angry murdering, lying, cheating bastard, who rapes & kills with a cold unforgiving heart. |
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Baron von Knifty |
What I’d like to see in this country is a lot less religion and a lot more personal responsibility.
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Baron von Knifty |
You believe in your religion, but no other. I don’t believe in any religion. You want me to respect your belief, but you refuse to respect my non-belief.
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| Allah Verpint |
The birthplace of religion is anthropomorphism. Stop seeing the universe from a purely human perspective and there is no reason to look for gods. |
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Alan Harvey |
The only belief we really need is self-belief. |
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| Halil Kaya |
Ok, im willing to believe in your god, so long as you can prove its existence - I will be right here when you fail to come up with proof. |
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| Steven is AreS |
If everything has a creator,
then who created God? |
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| George Quinones |
Ever played telephone? You know how at the end of the line the secret is different? People change it from the original secret as it passes! Apply that to the bible! I don't have a mind for passed down and altered stories, but I do have a mind for the one I am writing myself! |
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| Dave Hale |
I do not believe in ghosts, holy or otherwise. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Isn’t it a sick irony that those pedophile priests who are allowed by the Catholic church to sodomize the altar boys are barred by sacred tenets from using a condom.
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| Lucy Stewart |
Anyone who claims to have seen god are one of two things - a liar, or delusional. |
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| Lucy Stewart |
Why do creationists seem to think that claiming Yahweh was responsible for the creation of this world somehow explains HOW he created it? It's fine to claim god did it, but that still hasn't told us HOW! Surely when so confidently making such an assertion, there is some real REASON beyond the belief? I have still never had anyone explain how, even though they all so confidently tell me that god did it, if they are so sure god did it, then they should be sure HOW he did it!!
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| Baron von Knifty |
I don’t want eternal life without knowing the rules. If I have to live forever sitting on a cloud listening to harp music, well, after about a week of that lunacy I’d want to blow my brains out. But here’s the rub; I can’t be destroyed because I’m living forever! Therin lies the good Christians hell. |
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| Acimowic |
If God made Man in His image, then he must have had a tiny cock. |
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| unknown |
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. |
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| Dark Cobra - GameFAQs |
Even if he did exist, I would not stoop as low as to worship a God who created me without MY permission. |
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| Thomas |
The only things ‘Holy’ about the Bible are the plot holes. |
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| Rady in Flight of the Phoenix |
Spirituality is not religion. Religion divides people. Belief in something unites them. |
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| Missy |
Why do people say God is a man? Does he have male parts? I thought only women can create life. |
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| F. A. Thomas |
If god created man in his own image, why do we all worship such an ugly fucker? |
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| Balt Jenkins |
If i could travel back in time to meet the one's responsible of creating religions, i would take a big gun |
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| ANON |
Failth is what allows you to believe that which you know not to be true |
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| Kaytea |
Sure lots of people believe in God, alot of people used to believe the world was flat too. |
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Ricardo Ferrari |
"Prove me that Allah is not real and I will prove that your god is not real" |
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| Wil |
Religion is a lot like Communism: It looks really good on paper, but in reality it just doesn't work. |
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| Anoop Baben |
if man is a devil then god is a gun |
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| Unknown |
In all of the different religions there are many different theories about what happens after you die. But death is no mystery. We all know what death is like, considering we 'experienced' it up until the moment we were conceived. |
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| Pennywise |
i asked my 5year old nephew who is god and he replied "superman" i laughed but soon realized that is also what a grow person thinks |
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Douglas Adams |
Is a garden not beautiful enough without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it? |
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| Graham Blackburn |
Science for the mind, religion for the blind. |
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| Homer Simpson |
But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
SEEK AND YE SHALL FIND THE TRUTH; In my dictionary “rector” can be found right on top of “rectum.” God’s will or coincidence? You be the judge.
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| Baron von Knifty |
I have better things to do than sit around begging for salvation and respecting a god who lets babies die.
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| savage beastie |
to the people who dont belive in evolution, just look at a primates skeletal structure, then compare it to a human's skeleton. is that not evidence for evolution, or did god just run out of ideas. |
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| Unknown |
We all have imaginary friends, we just dont all call them Jesus... |
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| jstep |
Heaven or Hell, doesn't really matter you can't get there from here |
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| jstep |
To say that Evolution is not a practical verifiable theory is like saying Intelligent Design is.... |
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| David Powers |
If a huge meteor hadn't crashed on Earth millions of years ago, would there now be intelligent lizards sitting around wondering how impossible it all would be for every past event to unfold just right, so that they could exist? That must surely be pr |
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| Christopher Martin |
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but it should be their opinion. |
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| Unknown |
It is very hard to ask a child to give up the idea of Santa Clause-- it is very comforting and harmeless enough to believe in. However, it is a necesary part of growing up no matter how happy and comfortable it makes you. It is the same with religion it is very hard to give up, but unlike Santa Clause far too many people are killed on its account far too often. Religon is the world's greates plauge. |
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| Albert Ellis (American Psychologist) |
"Anyway, devout religionists are frequently attracted to and bound to their piety largely because it presumably offers them holier-than-thouness and one-up-man-ship over non-religionists..." |
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| Boudicat |
It would be easier to argue cancer from one's body than to argue it from one's mind. |
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EA Miller |
Every day I’m exceedingly grateful that I don’t let myth and superstition determine the course of my life. |
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EA Miller |
It may start with a judge ruling that a straight baker doesn’t have to bake a gay couple a wedding cake because of his religious beliefs, but what's certain to happen at some point is a "Christian" physician or nurse will refuse to provide a gay person, a person of another religious denomination, or an atheist, medical care because it goes against his/her beliefs. The direct result of this could literally be death. |
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EA Miller |
“Religion remains the last great prop and stay of arbitrary injustices and the coercion which backs them up.â€
–Ophelia Benson
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EA Miller |
God’s perfect plan?
I’m sure the thousands of impoverished people in the world, starving to death and just hoping for a bowl of protein slop once a day from some charity relief organization, really appreciate god’s perfect plan.
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EA Miller |
“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.â€
-Han Solo |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Where knowledge enters, ignorance departs. |
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Pat Simons |
We humans are hard wired to try and make sense of our surroundings. It's part of our survival strategy as a species. Unfortunately, when we don't have good explanations for things we tend to start making things up. Then comes religion, followed by orthodoxy, and that's where we get in trouble. |
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EA Miller |
Bible study groups think that they are having meaning and intelligent discussions when in actuality all they are doing is reinforcing superstition while turning a blind eye to science. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
And another thing . . .
There's a fortune to be made by someone who can come up with an anti-religion vaccine. |
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EA Miller |
If you're comfortable with religion providing all of life's answers, you've become much too comfortable! |
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