top atheist quotes (total: 15978)

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Edmund Waller The fear of hell or aiming to be blest savours too much of private interest
Geroge Carlin Religion is bullshit
Me I'm going to hell because I'm an atheist? Okay, last one down has to bring the beer.
Mario Ramadan So what do I believe in? I believe in Google! For it has offered me with more choices and answers than any man, book, or scripture could ever provide.
Missy If christians are so good, then why do they judge and condem you to hell if you don't follow their believes? That is a bully in my world.
James Fox I am Factual therefore i am an Atheist.
Baron von Knifty Baron von Knifty I used to think that religion was brainwashing, but upon reflection I realized there are no brains attached to it.

Prof Uri Nassol Our species has evolved big brains... we just haven't figured out how to use them properly yet. Now, that's where atheism comes in...
Danielle Feffer God is said to have created all creatures of the land, sea, and air, right? But why would anyone purposely create the mosquito?
Richard Dawkins Richard Dawkins Isn't enough to say a garden is beautiful without believing there are fairies at the bottom of it?
Steve Meyer Faith=Brainwashed!
unknown you are nothing but an imaginary friend. you did not create us. we created you.
Baron von Knifty I firmly believe there is a hell on earth, and it is called formal, organized religion.

Jenny Guy There's only thing standing in the way of me having a relationship with God; is His existence.
Martin Williamson Given that there are roughly 6 billion people on our planet, that there are 10 planets revolving our sun, that there are - on average - 40 billion stars in every galaxy and that there could be up to 500 billion galaxys in our universe I think that the idea that there is one, super powerful entity that sees and cares what you and me do is the most unimaginably absurd thing I will ever hear.
Vancoqt If there is god(s), human as a lowly mortal cannot explain to fellow humans about god(s), god-self could do them impeccably. Billions of lies don’t make any truth. No written book dictates last word about god(s). Fellow humans need to be matured enough to engage reality.
Mike "Religion is searching in a dark cellar for a black cat that isn't there."
Xenophanes The Ethiopians say that their gods are snub-nosed and black, the Thracians that theirs have light blue eyes and red hair.
Robert Religion has done far much more harm to people than good. A source of fear and not solace. Good men should fight it relentlessly. The sooner religion is desmissed, the sooner humanity can unite and put down petty differences based in archaic thought systems.
Yashashwi  Sidharth Yashashwi Sidharth Losers needed someone to blame and idiots had to somehow explain, so "GOD exists" was their claim.
kunal if there is god and if he has created me and the way i think then how did he possibly give me the ability to think about his inexistance ?
Morgan Freeman I AM God
Unknown funny joke: jesus christ
andy the atheist HI+LO We atheist look up to you, but all we see is arseholes.
Peter Teixeira Joseph, I understand being loving, trusting, and supportive, but Virgin Birth? Open your eyes my good man - your lady, Mary, is a cheating slut!
Unknown Religion since tribes and empires, was used for contorl and power.....
Dennis Pasbrig II Some of history's brightest men and women are atheist. There is a reason for that.
Liam Hunter To avoid deny a chaotic existence, one forms a chaotic belief; such is the paradox of religion
LEE HAU MING The only reason i dont believe in religion is because it doesnt even exist
Omar Masri If Jesus died for our sins why is there the threat of hell for sinning?
Thomas Burch Religion is a drug people for people with a broken imagination.
Rabboleth Jesus isn't coming back. He's afraid the Catholics will eat him.
akwlb God created everything and humans no? "In 7 days." I don't see how you can fit 13 billion years of the Universe creation and it's unfinished, 230 million years of dinosour roaming, and thousands and thousands of years of caveman trying to evolve into what we are now.
Andrew There are a lot of religions out there - most, if not all, are wrong. But as you include science, in which man has discovered, all faith is lost.
Hayley religion is like a cold, annoying, persistent and hard to get rid of!
Anonymous So, Who created god?,yeah, didn't think you could answer that.
jromemichael I find it impossible to believe that the earth (or the universe) is some deity's hobby ant farm.
Magnus Betnér If god don't like gay people, why did he put the prostate where it can be touched?
Soul Doubt Whoever said "With God, all things are possible" obviously hasn't tried nailing a piece of jello to a tree.
Not worm If humans didn't exist, the idea of god wouldn't exist.
johnnie jones
If you have read the bible, as I have, you read the word of god, who says, life begins with the first breath that he gives the newborn baby, life ends with the final breath, so how is abortion the taking of a life, god says has not yet begun ? I am an atheist, confirmed by reading the bible .

8-19-2010
Jimmy Carr When I was a kid, I used to have an imaginary friend. I thought he went everywhere with me. I could talk to him and he could hear me, and he could grant me wishes and stuff too. But then I grew up, and stopped going to church
Loren Kahle Not one shred of evidence for God, yet millions of people talk to 'Him' daily. Earth is one big psycho ward.
johnnie jones
How long would it have taken a totally christian world to reach the moon?, as thinking the world was flat, they wouldn't have been to America yet .
Travont'e D.Staples Religion has the same definition as opinion.
johnnie jones
I have seen stupid, I have been stupid, but never stupid enough to believe in god .
johnnie jones
Lies aren't made in heaven, they're made in church .
Rabboleth The very idea that God is infinitely good, or even *understands* goodness is laughable. We have places for humans who behave like Him and approve of the same things as He: prisons and lunatic asylums.
Rabboleth Scripture is a wonderful source of truth, if by "truth" you mean fascist propaganda.
Anony mouse I asked God if he existed and was pleasantly answered by nothing.
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EA Miller EA Miller The odds of winning the Powerball lottery jackpot in the United States is 292,000,000 to 1 and yet they're still more favorable than anyone every meeting their own personal god!
EA Miller EA Miller The original Gospel of Mark ended at 16:8 with no post-death appearance of Jesus. Verses 16:9-20 were added many decades after the original. Seems the Bronze-Age writers needed to add a "happily ever after ending" to this depressing fictional story!
Glenn Tant Glenn Tant "I'm much more in awe of watching a man walk on the moon than the belief that one walked on water"
Glenn Tant Glenn Tant "The fundamentalist condemns me in one sentence, the “Jesus is love” liberal takes about three and a half pages to get the job done"
Glenn Tant Glenn Tant "Any religious doctrine that requires a human to be condemned to eternal suffering for simply denying the existence of a Deity and their son’s claims of the supernatural is morally bankrupt"
Pat Simons Pat Simons Humans are conditioned to believe they need religion, because it's something that saves the clergy from having to seek honest work.
EA Miller EA Miller “How much is there to say about a movement whose members are united, after all, by only one thing: disbelief in divine beings and a respect for reason and evidence?”

–Jerry Coyne on atheists
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Some of the greatest minds throughout history have fallen to the sword of Christianity. Anyone who is connected to that religion is complicit in the murder of those many innocents and thus should be retrospectively punished.
EA Miller EA Miller Why wouldn’t an almighty god who could literally think a universe into existence NOT think poverty and suffering out of existence?
EA Miller EA Miller Priests and pastors rarely quote these from St. Paul: - If you accuse a Christian of lying, you deserve damnation (Rom 3:8). - Gays and lesbians should be murdered (Rom 1:26-32). - Knowledge is NOT good (1Cor 8:1-2). - Women must shut up in church (1Cor 14:34)
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