top atheist quotes (total: 15978)
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| Baron von Knifty |
Flockers; continue BELIEVING you’re right, and Science will continue PROVING you’re wrong.
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| Stentar |
I told Noah it was a bad idea to put the Tigers in with the Unicorns.. |
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| NoGods4Me |
There is a good reason why the U.S. Constitution's 1st Amendment establishes a "wall of separation" between religion and government. You don't see any laws establishing such a wall between science and government do you? |
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| Jonathan Chow |
Its the Year 2010, and still there are people who believe in a supernatural creator. There is no hope for humanity. |
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| johnnie jones |
Christians like the family dog are mans best friend , but when two or more get together they become wild animals bent on death and destruction of anything not of their pack . |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Whilst perusing the quotes on Ask Atheists I note that many theists and atheists have a few bad things in common. Bad spelling, bad grammar and bad punctuation. Please take note. |
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| unknown |
"What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof." |
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| Annoona |
When science finally claims discovery of the missing quantum particle that unlocks the nature of creation. You can bet the Church & Christianity will try to lay claim it as their's all along,calling it the god particle. |
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| Annoona |
The Church of Scientology as per L.Ron Hubbard is based on nothing more than a load of psudo scientific clap trap, non of which is the faintest bit believable anyway. Hubbard just wanted to be another guru & make a nice tidy wad for himself as most gurus do. |
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| Prof Uri Nassol |
Earthquake in Indonesia... typhoons in Philipines... Bangladesh slowly drowning... and this world is 'intelligently' designed? Oh, I forgot... he's punishing the sinners. Funny how the sinners are always the poorest? |
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| Jim Gaffigan |
God talked to you as a burning bush? Moses, we think maybe you've been burning some bush. |
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| Simon Ewins |
Christianity does not preach the gospels for the salvation of man; it uses them as weapons in the ideological conquest of man. |
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Ollie Marsh |
Science enables us to fly into Space, Religion enables us to fly into buildings
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| (me) Kyle Grove |
It's only cute when children have imaginary friends. |
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| AlternativeFreedom |
Humanity defeated feudalism,slavery,apartheid,nazism...humanity must defeat religion. |
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| Hugh Jedake |
Wouldn't it have been better for Jesus to have turned wine into water as a way of discouraging alcohol, the cause of more misery than any other legalised substance? |
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| James Fox |
There is a difference between believing and knowing. |
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| Longinus |
if suicide is a sin in the bible, then why did jesus commit suicide (by choosing to die for people's sins)? Oh the hypocrisy. |
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| Nass Athans |
Religion was born in the ignorance of primitive human societies. The more we have developed, the more we learn about the nature of our universe, the less we need fantastic creators to understand the world around us. The word god is synonymous with the word unknown. |
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| Unknown |
Whatever good religion does is dwarfed by the horror that goes on in its name. |
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| Cardinal Bellarmino 1615, during the trial of Gali |
To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Theist: "Why won't you believe in God?"
Atheist: "Because you won't believe in me and yet I believe in you." |
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| Prof Uri Nassol |
Whenever life's hardships burden me, whenever I struggle to rise and face each day, whenever the clouds of sadness have taken the sunlight from my life... I think about how dumb religious people are and have a bloody good laugh! |
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| unknow |
If pride is the most deadly sin god is a conceited bastard. |
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Hugh Jedake |
Fellow atheists, don't worry about Pascal's wager, because if there is a god after all, he'll forgive us. Well, if he can forgive Myra Hindley it's obvious he'll forgive us for using our brains properly. |
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Herr Flick |
Every child is a 'gift from God', so what did we do to deserve Hitler? Oh I forgot, the excuse is Hitler still had 'free will'. But wasn't the brain that made Hitler a nutcase supplied by God? |
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Baron von Knifty |
Without proof, your god is no different from an imaginary friend, wishful thinking, delusion or no god whatsoever.
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Halifax |
My favorite bit of the bible is where the talking snake gets Eve to eat the magic apple and she suddenly becomes ashamed of her vagina and Adam hides and god can't find him! Very plausible, and certainly inspired me to take it seriously. |
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Father Ted Crilly |
Testicles produce roughly 1,000 sperm a second during our adult lives? And we're made in God's image? God must be wanking himself silly! |
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| Longinus |
Evolution is not like creationism. It isn't a claim that one can choose to believe, but a fact that one chooses to acknowledge. |
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Alan Harvey |
Religion: A lot of fanciful ideas inspired by wishful thinking. Science: A lot of logical ideas based on the best evidence available. Which should we have faith in? |
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Mark Walsh |
Noticing a contradictory nature here...
EXO 15:3 The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name.
ROM 15:33 Now the God of peace be with you all. Amen. |
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Baron von Knifty |
If god is supposedly the most honest entity in the universe then the last thing he’d want to be associated with is corrupt religions.
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| Calliope Muse |
Attempting to reason with a religious fanatic is like trying to nail jello to a tree. |
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Evan Gowing |
If the universe is infinite, the four dimensions are infinite. This includes time, and time's infinity shows that there was no origin and no beginning. While this may be difficult or even impossible to grasp, it is my best explanation of why there is no "Creator". |
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Edward Munch |
From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I am in them and that is eternity. |
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| Stygian von Belfry |
In order to be tolerant of speaking to a christian, I must remember the multitude of people that I still need to conduct affairs with who say 'irregardless' and, of the demeanor with which I must use in speaking to animals and small children. |
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| Jack Pritchard |
As a good christian, how could you enjoy heaven knowing that some of the nicest, kindest, gentlest and most selfless people that you have known and loved are burning in hell simply for respectfully having a different point of view from you?
And if you could, what does that say about you? |
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| Anonymous |
If God had self-esteem issues would that be blasphemy? |
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| Shredderbeam |
Things that don't exist don't give evidence of their non-existence. |
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| Unknown |
Hands clasped in prayer are hands rendered useless. |
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| unknown 1 |
Albert Einstein said : The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.I think god does this very well |
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| Chalmers |
A prayer in a public school! God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion! |
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| Big Ray |
Jesus is (was) a bastard. Sorry for the swear word, but think about it. A bastard is a child born out of wedlock, right? Mary wasn't a nun, she was just some random,and god made her preggers without marrying her or even paying allimony... So what? Jesus is a bastard and god is a jerk father |
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| Baron von Knifty |
If all men were immortal they would eventually beg for death.
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| William Richtmyer |
Believing in 'God' is just like believing Santa Claus. He is not there. The belief is just to cover up something. In God's case, it is to cover up the fear of death. |
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| To David above |
'Prove all things' - 1 Thess. 5:21 |
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| Andrew Waterhouse |
At one time, evolution was a theore and religion was a "fact". And now that evolution is a "fact", what is religion? |
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| Clint Willard |
All the deaths caused by man pale in comparison to the acts of God. |
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| Daniel Renner |
Did you make mankind after we made you? |
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Pat Simons |
Not all religious people are stupid, but stupid people are always religious. |
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EA Miller |
“Forget Jesus. The stars died so you could be born.â€
–Lawrence Krauss |
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Pat Simons |
The more I contemplate the unimaginable vastness and complexity of the universe, the more absurd man's puny little religions become. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Mankind is obviously very special to God. I mean, didn't he spend some 14,000,000,000 years carefully considering our design before creating us? |
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EA Miller |
An all-seeing, all-knowing, benevolent god would not allow thousands of people to suffer everyday world-wide and yet find the time to help you locate your lost car keys. |
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EA Miller |
The Titanic was a much larger ship than Noah's Ark yet somehow its maximum storage capacity was far less. Curious. |
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EA Miller |
The smallest act of kindness trumps any amount of prayer. |
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EA Miller |
The Bible is to science as a comic book is to serious literature. |
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EA Miller |
Having faith in things that are real is okay. I have faith the sun will rise in the morning. Having faith in invisible, magical, non-existent gods that favor specific groups of people is not okay. |
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Atheist Notion |
I saw the world through the eyes of God and it was good. Then I saw it through the eyes of a man and I wondered why God thought He was good. |
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