top atheist quotes (total: 15978)
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| Don Hirschberg |
If atheism is a religion, then bald is a colour of hair. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Don’t you get it? Religious followers are referred to as a “flock” because sheep blindly follow without question. Religious followers are also referred to as god’s “children” because it takes a child’s mind to believe in fairy tales.
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| Baron von Knifty |
God knows all the bad people here on earth, and he’s going to judge them after they die. No, no. Judge them now, here on earth, stupid, before they steal my car.
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| Baron von Knifty |
Lighting a candle for Jesus serves a dual purpose. It pollutes the air and puts money in the pockets of people who make wax.
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| Ryan Adkins |
Jesus is the best used-car salesman of all time, we're still driving this junker after another 2000 years |
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| Chris Lachapelle |
The concept of God is the equivalent of believing in the Easter Bunny, Santa Clause or the Tooth Fairy. The difference is, adults still believe in God. |
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| unknown |
if all god's children are created equal why is the pope so high and mighty? |
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| Baron von Knifty |
You’ll never be a complete person until you realize the only power in the universe that means anything is the power of the brain. Shut it down with asinine religion and the world will become very, very dark again.
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| Bobby |
to Lauren-ashley Reimer:
1) atheists don't hate god. you can't hate something that you don't believe exists. 2) if god made athiests, atheists dont have a choice to believe/not believe, how then can they be held responsible for something god made them to be? 3) "God is the way the truth and the life." Now prove how this is true, you cant. The bible doesnt prove anything, it just says it. 4) you ignore your own book which says 'Prove all things' (1 Thess. 5:21). you have no evidence to prove god exists except your own 'feelings'. 5) dont use this site to preach, you're bound to be made a fool. 6) 15 yrs old heh? you're still young. there's still time for you to think about how you've been indoctrinated and wake up. |
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| Sam Harris |
“People of faith tend to argue that it is not faith itself but man’s baser nature that inspires such violence. But I take it to be self-evident that ordinary people cannot be moved to burn genial old scholars alive for blaspheming the Koran, or celebrate the violent deaths of their children unless they believe some improbable things about the universe.” |
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| Ed Krebs |
Bottom Line of All Religions - "The World is run by invisible beings, with magical powers, who need to be worshiped." |
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| Baron von Knifty |
There’s a book, “The Bible For Dummies.” It’s a second printing. The first printing was simply called “The Bible,” and it too was written for dummies.
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| Lucy Stewart |
Why does the bible tell us that homosexuality is a sin? Is it because it is seen as being unnatural? Then, if that is the case...then it is similar to god, since god is not a natural being, he is a supernatural being. He does not comply with the laws of nature!! How hypocritical!! |
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| Alexa Z. |
"who created you then?" asks someone. "I don't waste my precious time plundering that, i live on, and then die. It doesn't matter in the end who created me, it matters that we live at all." |
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| Aristotle |
Probable impossibilities are to be preferred to improbable possibilities. |
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| anonymous |
The fact that god does not exist is that it is not my belief; it is reality.
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| Bibleman |
Churches focus on "teaching the people" and yet the bible says that eating from the 'tree of knowledge' is what got us here in the first place. Shouldn't pastors focus on getting people to stop eating from the fruit of knowledge? Oh wait they do. |
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| Edward Abbey |
Whatever we cannot easily understand we call god. Belief in the supernatural reflects a failure of the imagination. |
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| Confucius’s quote |
Not knowing about life, how is it possible to know about death. |
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| Mike White |
Through faith even the impossible is possible, through reason the impossible looks increasing improbable. |
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| unknown |
I used to believe in god...then again I used to piss in the bed, so I guess it doesn't say much for either of us. |
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| Article 11, Treatey of Tripoly, 1796 |
"As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion..." |
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| Efi B. |
Atheism is a non-prophet organization |
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| David Rohlf |
I am a baptized,communionized,confirmed Catholic and yet I do not believe in God. |
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| Joe Stout |
Religion is for the weak hearted. |
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| Durgadas Prasoon |
Extreme madness is given a name "religion" which is followed by extreme fools without questions |
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Tania R. Chase |
If I was god, I'd deny my own "creation". Only evolution could create a system of life that is so cruel. |
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| lenny bruce |
if jesus had been killed 20 years ago catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around thiear necks instead of crosses |
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| MIK |
Through out the ages the machinery of religion has achived exactly that which it was designed to do. Raise Armies! |
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| Baron d'Holbach |
If we go back to the beginning we shall find that ignorance and fear created the gods; that fancy, enthusiasm, or deceit adorned or disfigured them; that weakness worships them; that credulity preserves them, and that custom, respect and tyranny support them in order to make the blindness of men serve its own interests. |
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| Robert DesLauriers |
"The motive for the invention of all religions
is the fear of death" |
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| Isaac Asimov |
A God who cannot smile could not have created this humorous universe. |
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Anthony W Allsop (admin) |
You have only one life so make the most of it. |
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| Unknown |
I don't understand what the Christians have against me! I mean, whether they're right and there is a God, or I'm right and there isn't, NEITHER of us is going to heaven. |
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| Unknown |
It is said that Jesus died on the cross for all our sins - those committed as well as the ones we will committ. Doesnt that include the original sin above all? The one that banned Adam and Eve from paradise? This doesnt seem like paradise to me. |
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| Jose Vega |
Do not abandon the church, for it is true that there are a lot of hypocrits there, but you can always fit another one! |
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| unknown |
Gods all shit |
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| Henny Youngman |
I wanted to be an atheist until I found out they had no holidays . . . |
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| jstep |
The real problem with the Romans is they didn't have near enough Lions |
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| from "Constantine" a.k. Rackham |
God is a kid with an ant farm |
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| Morning Red, vocalist of Auto da fe |
Discussing the bible from a scientific perspective is like debating material stress in gingerbread houses. Why would a creator of such diversity be so selective? Why would he keep secret the directive he espouses? |
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| Clint Murphy |
Joseph was a fool, Mary was a whore, and Jesus was a bastard. (Christians are fucking idiots)!!!!!! |
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| Prof Uri Nassol |
Ignorance is bliss... just have a look at all the dumb smiles as people walk out of your local church. |
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| unknown |
Did adam and eve have belly buttons? |
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| Richard Matthews |
Millions of people have died from disagreements about how to beleive in God. Has anyone ever died because they disagreed about how not to beleive in God? Probably not. |
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| Will |
The goal of religion is to prophecize the revelation, or apocolypse, or what have you; and see to it that it becomes a self fulfilling prophecy. There's a certain aparant desperation to have at least one prophecy fulfilled. |
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| Isaac Asimov |
Poorly read, the Bible is the most potent force FOR atheism ever conceived. |
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| sir David stevens |
why pray to god when it rains .when you dont pray to godwhen the sun shines. |
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| Stephen Colbert |
"Agnostics: atheists without balls." |
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| Edward Abbey |
The missionaries go forth to Christianize the savages--as if the savages weren't dangerous enough already. |
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