top atheist quotes (total: 16024)
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| Aristotle |
A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they consider god-fearing and pious. On the other hand, they do less easily move against him, believing that h |
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| Darren Marfleet |
I'd rather be grown up than born again. |
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| R. Lee |
Religion has survived the ages, sure. But so have mosqitoes. |
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Allah Verpint |
Never take life too seriously. After all, life doesn't seem to be taking you too seriously, does it? |
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| Eddie Izzard |
There's a huge hole in the whole Flood drama, because anything that could float or swim got away Scot-free, and it was the idea to wipe out everything, He didn't say, "I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole."
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EA Miller |
When
All
Is lost
Including
Brains
And only
Narrow
Minded
Bigotry
Remains
Religion
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EA Miller |
People that scream "god and country" and wrap themselves in a flag frequently are the least democratic and least patriotic of them all. In fact, most would prefer a Christian-based theocracy that would allow them to have absolute control of everything with severe punishment available to dole out to all dissidents who question their warped beliefs. |
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EA Miller |
So, banning textbooks in the United States is the new way for politicians to please their highly-bigoted, dimwitted evangelical Christian base. I did Nazi that coming! |
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EA Miller |
Why are religious wack-jobs so concerned with the sex lives or sexual preferences of people they'll likely never meet in their lifetimes? |
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osirisnut |
Rape in the bible is not a sex crime against a woman, but a property crime against a man. Now tell me again, how you get your morality from the bible. A.A.I |
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Pat Simons |
If you have to resort to quoting the Bible to make your point, it's a pretty good sign you can't think for yourself. |
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Pat Simons |
If Christianity contained an iota of demonstrable fact, there would not be this obsession with indoctrinating children on the part of believers. |
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Pat Simons |
Jesus, if he ever existed, would have contributed more tangible good to the world had he simply taught the value of hand washing. |
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Pat Simons |
Beware of those who publicly celebrate their piety. |
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Pat Simons |
Conservatism is by its very nature intolerant, stagnant and backward looking. This is doubly true when applied to religion. |
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EA Miller |
It's curious that pastors often quote Paul when he literally knew nothing about the 'life and times' of Jesus whom they base their entire religion upon. If Paul really wanted to present a good case for Jesus, he would have certainly talked about his miracles and Earthly ministry as mentioned in the gospels. He didn't. That's what happens when numerous disconnected fragments of fiction are piecemealed together. |
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EA Miller |
God so loved the world that he nearly drown everyone on the planet. |
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EA Miller |
If you allow mythological beings to run your life, you're living a half-baked fantasy that could destroy your life and the people's lives around you. |
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EA Miller |
Pastor: "You cannot deny the healing power of god."
Me: "Try walking through the cancer wing in pediatrics at a hospital sometime." |
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Younes el yadari |
You know why i don't believe in god ; well , it's because i do that thing ... ! which is thinking . |
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Yashashwi Sidharth |
When you will die you will be closer to god because after your death you will not exist. |
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Dee Jay |
How many unanswered prayers does it take for someone to clue in no one is listening?? |
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| Clint Murphy |
Spend a day in a pediatric cancer ward and then tell me "god is real". |
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| Sam Harris |
The problem with religion, because it's been sheltered from criticism, is that it allows people to believe en mass what only idiots or lunatics could believe in isolation |
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| John the Athiest |
I've got better things to do than sit in a pointy building listening to a man in a dress read a poem. |
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| Delta |
So your god loves me? Then why does his believers hate me? |
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| Haywood Newkirk |
Religion is a lot like NASCAR, something for the ignorant masses to believe in. |
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| Cameron Cross |
I love how the people who wrote the bible made a conscious effort to discourage their readers from asking questions or thinking independently. Don't eat from the tree of knowledge, be like sheep instead...that'll save us a lot of hassle and it will make the Bible seem less ridiculous. |
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| Brian Heberling |
Any religion that makes you eat little pieces of your god is fucked up. |
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| Unknown |
Jesus hardly made the greatest sacrifice. He knew he would be resurrected anyway. |
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| wikipedia |
The existence of gods is not denied, but may be designated unnecessary or useless; gods neither provide purpose to life, nor influence everyday life |
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| Robert Frost |
I turned to speak to God, About the world's despair; But to make bad matters worse, I found God wasn't there. |
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| Christian (the non-christian) |
God is like a silent fart, you can't see it, you can't hear it but, you smell the bullshit when it hits |
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Alan Harvey |
The only really useful thing to learn from the bible or koran is that no matter where they're born or educated, the vast majority of humans are essentially pretty dumb. |
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| Unknown |
I like how scientific explanations with plausible evidence is ridiculous but a mythical being magically poofing the world into existence makes perfect sense (to you). Brain washing is still effective!
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EA Miller |
It's humorous that the very same televangelists that consistently attack science on their programs wouldn't even be on television (or the internet) without science technology. Their idiocy is astounding! |
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EA Miller |
“What is a man? He’s just a collection of chemicals with delusions of grandeur.” -Ayn Rand |
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EA Miller |
The Bible doesn't have a problem with rape, genocide, or even slavery, but does take issue with shell-fish and mixed fabrics. |
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osirisnut |
There is no hatred quite like christian love. Stephen Harvie. |
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robbie burns |
History is replete with examples of "religious wars "- Can any one name a single war that was fought in the name of ATHEISM ?? |
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EA Miller |
If you stop and really think for even a moment, you'll never consider religion as a valid viewpoint for anything ever again. |
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ed m |
I’m not proud of being an atheist.
Not believing in something that’s patently absurd
doesn’t make me a genius. |
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osirisnut |
"Grown adults refusing to take medicines in favor of prayer is my favorite form of natural selection." Ricky Gervais |
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osirisnut |
The pope went to the continent most ravaged by AIDS and told them they couldn't use condoms. So don't tell me religion doesn't do any actual harm. Bill Maher |
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osirisnut |
Science books should have the following warning. The contents of this book contain knowledge and are therefore unsuitable for the religious. |
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Pat Simons |
When a preacher tries to explain god's motives behind a natural disaster, you can be certain he's trying to lend supernatural sanction to his own bigotry. |
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Pat Simons |
Religion always finds a way to excuse the inexcusable.
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EA Miller |
One man's fairy-tale is another man's religion. Food for thought. |
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EA Miller |
Religion:
Literally stunting the advancement of mankind for thousands of years |
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EA Miller |
Religion:
Because sometimes thinking is just too darn hard. |
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