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EA Miller EA Miller Only in religion can a person claim something is "the truth" without having to provide any evidence whatsoever.
EA Miller EA Miller “Once you've convinced yourself that one dude got all the Earth's land animals onto a boat and floated around for 40 days, you've pretty much compromised your entire ability to reason.” -CTF
Pat Simons Pat Simons If the evangelicals stopped expecting the world to defer to their religiosity, they wouldn't feel so persecuted.
EA Miller EA Miller I will never embrace the ignorance and bigoted hatred that is religion.
osirisnut osirisnut "Religion is what happens when men want something they're not entitled to". A.A.I
osirisnut osirisnut It's a fact the Roman Catholic Church is a caring, compassionate, and loving church but only towards criminal priests, monks, and brutal bitches, aka nuns.
osirisnut osirisnut Catholics believe that they are blessed but in actual fact, they have been cursed, cursed to a life of servitude, and to make matters worse they have to pay the Catholic Church for the privilege of being cursed.
osirisnut osirisnut The Roman Catholic Church condemned other religions for having slaves whilst they themselves had slaves. The Church of England (Anglican Church) had slaves and made a fortune, individual bishops had their own slaves that made them wealthy. The British monarchy (head of the c of e) had three companies involved in the slave trade. The one thing that connects all of them is their holy book the bible. Because slavery is condoned in the bible. LEST WE FORGET.
Pat Simons Pat Simons I wish the owners of this site would take steps to stop commenters from spamming.
EA Miller EA Miller For those of you who “cherry-pick” your holy book to comfort you, just remember that much more wisdom can be gained from the rotten fruit.
EA Miller EA Miller Trying to “pray away a plague”, superstitious nonsense that could lead to wide-scale extinction.
EA Miller EA Miller Odd how Catholic priests, who likely never went on a first date, are somehow qualified to give marital advice on a regular basis.
osirisnut osirisnut The day will come when all of humanity will realize that religion is synonymous with evil.
EA Miller EA Miller Science is awesome. Too bad the goat-herders’ guide to the galaxy doesn’t contain any.
EA Miller EA Miller I will NEVER let ancient myth and superstition control my life when critical thinking and rational thought are SO much more satisfying.
EA Miller EA Miller Christian Parent: "If you misbehave and don't follow what Jesus taught us, you'll go to hell."

Atheist Parent: "In the real world, there are consequences to your actions and you need to aware of them."

I know which parent I would prefer!

Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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There's FAR more evidence to prove the non-existence of gods than there is evidence to prove that any god exists.

The absence of evidence is evidence of absence.
EA Miller EA Miller
Matthew 7:1 (KJV) "Judge not, that ye not be judged."

The religious are often quick to condemn or “pray for” atheists without ever considering asking them what they really want.
EA Miller EA Miller When science prevails, myth fades into the woodwork.
EA Miller EA Miller Why would an all-knowing god ask his flock to "be fruitful and multiply" when he should be well aware that the Earth has finite resources which better serve a smaller population?
EA Miller EA Miller “The difference between parents ‘educating’ & ‘indoctrinating’ kids: If they’re teaching you facts & teaching you to think for yourself, then they’re educating you. If they’re telling you to believe things without evidence & to reject facts & evidence, they’re indoctrinating you.”

-Reality Revolutions
EA Miller EA Miller Christians often claim that the bible is the “undeniable” word of god. Yet their book is filled with numerous contradictions and words that were obviously crafted by men of the Bronze Age to favor them specifically. Seems they don’t understand that the prefix “un” means “not”. The bible is quite deniable!
EA Miller EA Miller Why would a ‘perfect deity’ ever be unhappy or angry? Couldn’t it just think anything displeasing out of existence?
EA Miller EA Miller The Bible states:

“Thou shalt have no other gods before me…” (Exodus 20:3 KJV)

Who are these other gods? Thor? Ra? Zeus? Aphrodite? I need to know!
EA Miller EA Miller There is NO heaven or hell, just us humans with only one life to live in the best possible way we can manage in our given circumstance.
Younes el yadari Younes el yadari If one time , god shows up to me and proved me that all the religion stuff are true , i will certainly do one thing ! which is ; .. going to see a psychiatrist .
Clint Murphy If the bible is the good book I would hate to see the bad book.
Unknown There is no commandment that is simply "Thou shall not lie." At least the guys who made up God and the Bible weren't hypocrites in that sense.
Skip Bazile Question everything about religion and you will discover why others don't.
Charlie Chaplin By simple common sense I don't believe in God, in none
Voltaire Voltaire If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
partikel taking the whole universe into account, atheism is what religion claims to be: old and widespread belief.
Will Rodgers They say that nothing is as inevitable as death and taxes, but death doesn't get worse every time congress meets
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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I choose to show more respect to the meekest human than to the most almighty of gods, for my fate may be in their human hands but never in his.

Baron von Knifty Ever notice this about religion: The bigger the hat the bigger the bullshit.

Dr. Travis A. Erickson Organized religion is the ball and chain around the leg of science
Wilson Mizner I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
EA Miller EA Miller Seek knowledge or embrace religion. They are mutually exclusive and should never be confused with one another.
EA Miller EA Miller Christian: People are starving, I will pray for them.

Atheist: Have you thought about feeding them?

EA Miller EA Miller If any religion had the “one true god” that the Abrahamic religions so vehemently decry exists, why wouldn’t he just talk to the entire world in whatever their regional dialect is and clear everything up?

But alas... *crickets* as usual because all gods are imaginary
EA Miller EA Miller Kill religion, save humanity!
Pat Simons Pat Simons One of the mainstays of theology is debating hypothetical outcomes involving things that have never been demonstrated to exist.
osirisnut osirisnut It is a "FACT" there indeed was a "LAST SUPPER" and thereafter it was called "DINNER".
osirisnut osirisnut WTF Bible verses... I, the lord, will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters. Jeremiah 19:9
EA Miller EA Miller Next time you hear someone say "That is the work of the devil" remind them: ...I make peace and create evil; I the lord do these things. Isaiah 45:7

Christians avoid that Bible passage like the plaque for good reason. They constantly condemn the devil (aka "The Enemy") yet also state that their god is omnipotent and omnipresent. This means that he not only knew what his creation would do ahead of time, but also that could have prevented it. Definitely not the sign of an all-loving god!
EA Miller EA Miller More often than not, religion gives people the excuse to seriously abuse other people. Its bigoted, destructive nature knows no limits and is a very serious threat to us all.

EA Miller EA Miller Happy Winter Solstice fellow rational thinkers!
osirisnut osirisnut Happy Yuletide everyone.
EA Miller EA Miller In life, I am guided by what is observable and testable rather than ridiculous ancient fairy-tales.
EA Miller EA Miller Religion is child abuse. It denies children the chance to rationally examine the world around them and places them on the path to narrow-minded bigotry.
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EA Miller EA Miller DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY VACCINE: 1. Chickenpox 2. Diphtheria 3. Measles 4. Pertussis 5. Pneumococcal Infection 6. Polio 7. Tetanus 8. Typhoid 9. Yellow Fever 10. Smallpox

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY PRAYER: None
Pat Simons Pat Simons Jesus, if he ever existed, would have contributed more tangible good to the world had he simply taught the value of hand washing.
Pat Simons Pat Simons If Christianity contained an iota of demonstrable fact, there would not be this obsession with indoctrinating children on the part of believers.
Pat Simons Pat Simons Anyone who puts their religiosity forward as something that qualifies them to hold public office, is not qualified for that office by definition.
Pat Simons Pat Simons If God is really all-knowing, doesn't that render prayer moot?
EA Miller EA Miller There is nothing more dangerous on this Earth than the morons who literally act on their religious beliefs.
EA Miller EA Miller Why would an all-knowing, omnipresent god get massively upset every time human beings disappoint him? Does he somehow not see it coming?
osirisnut osirisnut No theist satires the god he believes in and no atheist believes in the god he satires. Lord Byron
osirisnut osirisnut Religious leaders have to get rid of the absurd belief that they are superior to other people.
osirisnut osirisnut Two nuns were walking around the nunnery and one said to the other, oh Christmas falls on a Friday this year. The other nun replied I hope it's not the thirteenth.
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