top atheist quotes (total: 15978)
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The more he talked of virtue, the faster I counted the silver |
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| Tha-Flash |
God is Santa Claus, just bigger. |
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EA Miller |
Nothing exemplifies brainwashing better than a person saying that they “put god first” in their life. This is a complete disconnect from reality. |
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EA Miller |
Does your chosen holy book emphasize that equal rights and opportunities for all human beings is an absolute necessity? If not, you're a narrow-minded, hateful bigot that uses this book to justify your horrific actions against other people who simply want to enjoy the same opportunities that you already take for granted. |
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EA Miller |
Creationists believe that 1,700 kinds of animals left the Ark and macro-adapted into the millions of species known in Roman times, all in just 2,400 years. Then they stopped macro-adapting. That's over 3 new species popping up every hour. |
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osirisnut |
The Roman Catholic Church has won the annual silly religious hat competition. Their silly fucking hat god will be so happy. |
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EA Miller |
"Did you know you have to read and interpret the Bible in a special way, otherwise all the violence and genocide and rape and racism and misogyny and immoral laws just sound like, well, violence and genocide and rape and racism and misogyny and immoral laws?"
-Michael Paulkovich
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EA Miller |
Other than the barbaric agenda of ancient men and complete lack of comprehending basic science, the Bible is evidence of absolutely nothing. |
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EA Miller |
Termites have been on earth for some 250 million years and survived numerous mass extinction events so how exactly is man god's "most perfect" creation? |
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EA Miller |
Anyone that believes "god's word" is contained in a book where there is literally a talking donkey, snake, and burning bush, a man being created from dust, demons causing illnesses, contains no science at all, and happily promotes slavery is not capable of rational thought. |
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osirisnut |
If religious faith improved morality Priests wouldn't rape kids. Suicide bombers wouldn't exist and women would have equality. |
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osirisnut |
Being gay is not a sin. Atheism is not a sin. Beloning to the wrong religion is not a sin. Why? Because sin is an imaginery disease invented to sell you an imaginery cure. |
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EA Miller |
Can someone give me just one, just one miracle that Jesus performed that was actually documented by the Romans? Primary sources only please. |
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EA Miller |
When people need help, I don't pray for them. I actually help them. |
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EA Miller |
I always get a chuckle when I hear priests and pastors constantly saying things like, "God's word is the same as it has been from the beginning and is never changing." Let's face it, the god of the OT wouldn't even recognize the god in the NT! |
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EA Miller |
I've noticed that a lot of Christian TV programs use a "G-rating" (All Audiences) when they air and speak of crucifixions or most of humanity being murdered in a world-wide flood. This is in no way an example of them exercising their right to "religious freedom", but rather "religious privilege" pushing its very ugly agenda. |
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EA Miller |
Religious apologists literally spin wildly false narratives around passages in their so-called holy books in an attempt to give them some legitimacy. Thankfully, science doesn't require such absurdity. |
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EA Miller |
Religious beliefs give you plenty of opinions about a world you know absolutely nothing about because of those very same religious beliefs. |
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EA Miller |
“I don’t know how you can believe in a God who wants to condemn most of the planet to a fiery Hell. … What type of loving, sensitive, omnipresent, omnipotent being wants to condemn His beautiful creation to a fiery Hell at the end of all this?â€
-NFL QB Aaron Rogers |
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Akanyang Canine |
Nobody smokes weed like God, That's why they call him "The most high" |
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EA Miller |
Yes, by all means choose Christianity because it's so much wiser to believe in talking snakes and donkeys, 7-headed dragons and witches, that man was created from dust and woman from a rib, and to go all in on your beliefs with absolutely no contemporaneous history to back up any of them than to simply take a rational look at your surroundings! |
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EA Miller |
Isn’t having a 401k retirement plan in direct opposition to a god who is supposedly able to meet all of your needs? |
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EA Miller |
Since theists already believe in God, wouldn’t it be much more productive for God to start appearing before all the non-believers to convince them as well? Alas, not a damn peep from him. |
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osirisnut |
There are 4,200 known religions in the world and not one of them pays taxes. Could someone please explain to me how crime doesn't pay. |
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osirisnut |
The religious path to heaven is covered in the blood of innocent men, women and children murdered by religion. |
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EA Miller |
Bigoted hatred and ignorance often comes from Christian leaders who claim their holy book is filled with love and wisdom. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
That Garden of Eden snake had begun his career in oil but then moved into selling religion 'cos it was more profitable. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I treated those leaks in religion like I treated leaks in my ancient out-of-date central heating system.
I replaced the whole system with a new one that was up-to-date, more economical and easier to get on with. |
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EA Miller |
A mega-church pastor who owns a mansion and Learjet (among other numerous assets) recently told his congregation to “stick it out†when they are suffering hardships. |
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EA Miller |
God can do anything a person can “imagineâ€â€¦and nothing that is not imagined. |
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EA Miller |
The very same people who insist Jesus is real seem to somehow be cool with him having no record of a childhood, adolescent (save one incident), or young-adult years in their Bible. What a poorly developed fictional character! |
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EA Miller |
A Christian Televangelist recently said, “I need my own airplane because there are just some places you can’t fly commercial.†Sounds like a ringing endorsement for a conman who wants to live like a rock star. |
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EA Miller |
“Searching the four corners of the Earth†is mere metaphor except of course for those numbskulls who actually believe that it’s flat! |
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EA Miller |
Freedom is when you’re not tied down by mythological bullshit. |
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EA Miller |
Fairytales can be lots of fun, but not when they’re used to hurt someone. |
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osirisnut |
Priests are trained parrots talking to congregations of trained listeners. Mark Twain. |
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osirisnut |
You keep them stupid and I'll keep them poor said the king to the pope. |
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EA Miller |
A doctorate in religious studies is equivalent to a doctorate in fairy-tale, but those who have it pretend it means so much more. |
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EA Miller |
Why would a god create a vast universe with an insane amount of stars and planets, but only make rules for one planet with one star filled with slightly intelligent apes? |
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EA Miller |
Religion is a guise used to spread narrow-minded, dangerous agendas. |
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EA Miller |
Left unchecked and unchallenged, religion has the ability to plummet humanity back into the Dark Ages. |
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EA Miller |
Why would an all-powerful god who could literally will anything into existence need constant praise from sycophants? Is its ego that fragile? |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Had Superman been created around the desert campfires to entertain the kids a few thousand years ago, HE would've become a god.
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EA Miller |
Odd the sharp decline in reported demon possessions the more we know about an individual’s mental health. |
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EA Miller |
Why would a God instruct human beings to “walk by faith†when he gave those very same human beings brains capable of critical thought? |
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EA Miller |
Why does the Abrahamic god often entrust his will to obvious conmen and blatant idiots? |
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EA Miller |
I do not believe in an invisible, magical, sky daddy who "poofed" everything into existence. What I do believe in is finding answers via the scientific method with rigorous testing using the best possible technology available.
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EA Miller |
The “Exorcism and Deliverance Ministry†is an actual part of the Catholic church. I really wish I was kidding about this! |
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EA Miller |
If you sense god’s presence and hear him speaking to you, you’ll likely under the influence of hallucinogens or a schizophrenic. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Gods are suffering apostate cancer and there is NO effectual treatment. Good. |
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Gregarious |
Guys: This site is not for arguing with each other! We all have our beliefs and think that we are right - but we simply don't know! That is the beauty of being an Atheist: We are not afraid to say "We Don't Know". So, stop criticizing and putting each other down. The site is for expressions of Atheism amd Atheists' views. For the religious, keep your views and beliefs out of here. Those are for some other site. You don't belong here! But let us accept the views and comments of fellow Atheists without criticism or censure. We are all free to express our Atheist views in any way we wish! Thanks. |
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EA Miller |
Blasphemy:
"Saying things people don't like about a non-existent, invisible god and many times being scorned or getting severely punished for doing so."
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EA Miller |
There will never be peace for humanity or equality for everyone as long as religions exist. |
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EA Miller |
Odd how Jesus's "golden rule" strongly resembles what Confucius said 500 years before it, "Never impose onto others what you would not choose for yourself." Yet another plagiarism in the "good book" and not the words of an almighty savior. |
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osirisnut |
The question is, was Mother Theresa good or evil?. The answer, of course, she was very good at being evil. |
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osirisnut |
Priests are freaks in frocks, and nuns are horrors in habits. A.A.I |
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Pat Simons |
Robots are unaware they've been programmed, and so are theists. |
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Pat Simons |
I will be forever amazed by the theists who have all manner supernatural beliefs, and engage in endless magical thinking, yet demand that atheists be reasonable. |
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Simple Boy |
Rabbi laitman,😂😂😂, this lie of christianity has served us well.Look how those idiots are singing hymns about our country israel.Our fake history is taught in their school curriculum, our tribe is forever mentioned in their churches.Rabbi laitman...😂😂😂 |
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EA Miller |
The King James Version of the Bible was completed in 1611 and contained 80 books. In the 19th century, 14 books were removed. If you buy a King James Bible today, even if it says "1611 King James", chances are it only has 66 books. Why was God unable to keep his word constant and true? Keeping this in mind, pastors often say "God has been the same since the beginning and is never-changing". It honestly makes one wonder if they ever even bothered to research the history of whatever particular version of the Bible they decided to adopt. |
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