top atheist quotes (total: 15978)
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Pat Simons |
People have grown so used to the staggering number of christian denominations, they rarely stop to consider how utterly bizarre it is to worship a god who could will the universe into existence, but can't get his story straight. |
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Benjamin Franklin |
Lighthouses are more helpful than churches." |
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Alan Harvey |
The Beatles might not be bigger than Jesus... but at least we know they really existed. |
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Carl Sagan |
It is better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. |
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| Issac Asimov |
Creationists don't want equal time; they want all the time there is. |
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| gramma red |
"On the first day, man created God." |
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| Yiddish saying quoted by Steven Pinker |
If God lived on earth people would break his windows |
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EA Miller |
Blessed are those that follow by "faith" alone.
Blessed are those who follow by "ignorance" alone.
I fail to see the difference!
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Scientists do not join hands every Sunday and sing "Yes gravity is real! I know gravity is real! I will have faith! I believe in my heart that what goes up, up, up must come down, down, down. Amen!" If they did, we would think they were pretty insecure about the concept.
• Dan Barker, Godless: How an Evangelical Preacher Became One of America's Leading Atheists |
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Enoch's Author (admin) |
Tug on the thread of the creation myth and the entire Bible unravels. So we really can't blame them if they get their knickers in a twist over evolution. - Enoch's Thread |
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| Richard Van Harris |
There are three kinds of people: those who seek the truth as revealed by a higher authority; those who seek the truth as defined by rational enquiry; and the vast majority, who believe whatever they find convenient. |
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| Ryan Evans |
I think, therefore I am athiest |
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| Unkown |
Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers |
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| Andrew Simpson |
If I wanted to spend my life believing in something - it would be myself. |
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| Cobra32 |
I never understood religion until I witnessed a shackled man being beaten into submission. "Trust me," said the torturer, "when you tell me what I want to hear, the suffering will stop." |
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| Mimoun Raddahi |
Religion is a limitation on your freedom. |
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| Michael Stanton |
Living in fear or judgement is not how I will spend my life. Realizing that this life is all I get and your life is all you get, brings a need to make the best of all possible. |
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EA Miller |
Atheists have the keen ability to see through massive piles of BS which others blindly see as fact. |
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| Bumper sticker |
Born right the first time |
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| Stephen Hawking |
The intelligent beings in these regions should therefore not be surprised if they observe that their locality in the universe satisfies the conditions that are necessary for their existence. It is a bit like a rich person living in a wealthy neighborhood not seeing any poverty |
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Enoch's Author (admin) |
The scientist accumulates vast amounts information in a lifelong quest for truth.
With a single book the religious man feels complete.
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Enoch's Author (admin) |
Creationists would have no fundamental issue with the overall concept of evolution except for two points they feel obliged defend and preserve: One, they need the earth to be young: about ten thousand years old and two, they can't have man evolving from monkeys. Should they concede these points their entire book, you know, the Bible, falls and Genesis goes first. - Enoch's Thread |
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Bertrand Russell |
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
The guilt-fueled zeal of the steadfastly religious is the single best testimony to the staying power of early childhood indoctrination. - Ralph Metusi |
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| Unknown |
I've found that most people that want to share their religious beliefs with you very rarely want you to share yours with them. |
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Baron von Knifty |
Before you pray for that second coming, you should at least prove the first one.
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| Haili |
God is Santa for adults... |
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| A Pagan |
If money is the root of all evil, why does the church need so much money? |
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John Kelly Ireland |
God is my shepard: - Only sheep need a shepard |
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| joseph fuentes |
God is eternal because human stupidity is infinite. |
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| Bill Hicks |
I love the pope in his pope mobile. Three feet of bullet proof plexiglass. That's faith in action folks, you know he's got god on his side |
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| sir David Stevens |
A lie is a lie even if everyone believes it. The truth is the truth even if nobody believes it |
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Richard Dawkins |
"When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called Religion" |
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| Linda |
So why do I have to go to church to pray? If there is a god can't he hear me at my house? |
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| Bumper sticker |
Nothing Fails Like Prayer |
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Albert Einstein |
The contemplation of this world beckoned as a liberation (...) The road to this paradise was not as comfortable and alluring as the road to the religious paradise; but it has shown itself reliable, and I have never regretted having chosen it |
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| Baron von Knifty |
I just talked to god and he says he's a gay pro-abortion Atheist! Now, prove that statement false. |
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| Pretentious |
If God created everything, he created evil. Who is He to call us sinners? |
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| Stephen King |
When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off." |
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| Rev. Lovejoy (The Simpsons) |
"This so-called new religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants designed to take away the money of fools. Now let us say the lord's prayer 40 times, but first let's pass the collection plate." |
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| Unknown |
God made me an atheist. Who are you to question his wisdom? |
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| Dracos |
Religion is the leading cause of death throughout history. |
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| Issac Asimov |
Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived |
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| Stephen Colbert (Colbert Report) |
"Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family." |
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| unknown |
The only thing we become after death is fertilizer |
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| unknown |
if triangles had a god, He would have three sides |
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Albert Einstein |
Since our inner experiences consist of reproductions, and combinations of sensory impressions, the concept of a soul without a body seem to me to be empty and devoid of meaning |
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| Jean-Paul Sartre |
Existentialism isn't so atheistic that it wears itself out showing that God doesn't exist. Rather, it declares that even if God did exist, that would change nothing. |
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| Geoff Mather |
To say that atheism requires faith is as dim-witted as saying that disbelief in pixies or leprechauns takes faith. Even if Einstein himself told me there was an elf on my shoulder, I would still ask for proof and I wouldn't be wrong to ask. |
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| Scoob |
Watch people pray. Most people do it with their eyes closed, and this should tell you something. |
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EA Miller |
If religion offered actual advanced wisdom, true empathy, embracement of diversity, and was beneficial to all human beings, it would not require any type of indoctrination or apologetics to be universally accepted. |
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osirisnut |
WTF Bible verses... Behold I, the lord, will rebuke your offspring and will spread dung on your face, even the dung of your animal sacrifices , and you will be taken away with it. Malachi 2.3. |
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osirisnut |
Theists FYI.. There is no such thing as a born again Christian, you weren't born a Christian you were raised a Christian. |
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osirisnut |
Christians you were not born with an original sin, you don't have a soul, you don't have a guardian angel, and you don't have saints because they don't exist either. |
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EA Miller |
I’m not on the side of any religion. All religions are dangerous. They just have fluctuating, various degrees of harm that they inflict on humanity at any given time in history. |
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EA Miller |
If being a misogynistic pig is part of your religion, then atheism is not your problem my friend. |
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EA Miller |
I thank fictional gods for nothing. This world has enough resources to feed and house everyone, but instead self-serving despots, billionaires, and religious factions fighting over who has the best imaginary friend have ruined it all. |
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EA Miller |
I question anyone who takes the word of a priest, pastor, rabbi, or imam in matters regarding science over that of a highly educated actual scientist. |
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osirisnut |
WTF Bible verses... If the bride to be's virginity cannot be proven on the night of her wedding, then they shall bring her out to the door of her father's house, and the men of the city shall stone her to death. Deuteronomy: 20-21 |
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osirisnut |
Jesus Christ only had the name Jesus the name Christ was the name of his donkey. Throws a different light on the phrase "Jesus fucking Christ". |
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