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Pat Simons Pat Simons People have grown so used to the staggering number of christian denominations, they rarely stop to consider how utterly bizarre it is to worship a god who could will the universe into existence, but can't get his story straight.
Carl Sagan Carl Sagan It is better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
Issac Asimov Creationists don't want equal time; they want all the time there is.
Alan Harvey Alan Harvey The Beatles might not be bigger than Jesus... but at least we know they really existed.
Benjamin Franklin Benjamin Franklin Lighthouses are more helpful than churches."
Richard Van Harris There are three kinds of people: those who seek the truth as revealed by a higher authority; those who seek the truth as defined by rational enquiry; and the vast majority, who believe whatever they find convenient.
Ryan Evans I think, therefore I am athiest
Unkown Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers
Andrew Simpson If I wanted to spend my life believing in something - it would be myself.
Michael Stanton Living in fear or judgement is not how I will spend my life. Realizing that this life is all I get and your life is all you get, brings a need to make the best of all possible.
Yiddish saying quoted by Steven Pinker If God lived on earth people would break his windows
Mimoun Raddahi Religion is a limitation on your freedom.
gramma red "On the first day, man created God."
EA Miller EA Miller Blessed are those that follow by "faith" alone.

Blessed are those who follow by "ignorance" alone.

I fail to see the difference!
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Scientists do not join hands every Sunday and sing "Yes gravity is real! I know gravity is real! I will have faith! I believe in my heart that what goes up, up, up must come down, down, down. Amen!" If they did, we would think they were pretty insecure about the concept.
• Dan Barker, Godless: How an Evangelical Preacher Became One of America's Leading Atheists
Cobra32 I never understood religion until I witnessed a shackled man being beaten into submission. "Trust me," said the torturer, "when you tell me what I want to hear, the suffering will stop."
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Tug on the thread of the creation myth and the entire Bible unravels. So we really can't blame them if they get their knickers in a twist over evolution. - Enoch's Thread
Bumper sticker Born right the first time
EA Miller EA Miller Atheists have the keen ability to see through massive piles of BS which others blindly see as fact.
Stephen Hawking The intelligent beings in these regions should therefore not be surprised if they observe that their locality in the universe satisfies the conditions that are necessary for their existence. It is a bit like a rich person living in a wealthy neighborhood not seeing any poverty
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The scientist accumulates vast amounts information in a lifelong quest for truth.
With a single book the religious man feels complete.
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Creationists would have no fundamental issue with the overall concept of evolution except for two points they feel obliged defend and preserve: One, they need the earth to be young: about ten thousand years old and two, they can't have man evolving from monkeys. Should they concede these points their entire book, you know, the Bible, falls and Genesis goes first. - Enoch's Thread
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The guilt-fueled zeal of the steadfastly religious is the single best testimony to the staying power of early childhood indoctrination. - Ralph Metusi
Bertrand Russell Bertrand Russell I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Haili God is Santa for adults...
Unknown I've found that most people that want to share their religious beliefs with you very rarely want you to share yours with them.
A Pagan If money is the root of all evil, why does the church need so much money?
John Kelly  Ireland John Kelly Ireland God is my shepard: - Only sheep need a shepard
Baron von Knifty Baron von Knifty Before you pray for that second coming, you should at least prove the first one.

joseph fuentes God is eternal because human stupidity is infinite.
sir David Stevens A lie is a lie even if everyone believes it. The truth is the truth even if nobody believes it
Bumper sticker Nothing Fails Like Prayer
Linda So why do I have to go to church to pray? If there is a god can't he hear me at my house?
Bill Hicks I love the pope in his pope mobile. Three feet of bullet proof plexiglass. That's faith in action folks, you know he's got god on his side
Richard Dawkins Richard Dawkins "When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called Religion"
Baron von Knifty I just talked to god and he says he's a gay pro-abortion Atheist! Now, prove that statement false.
Pretentious If God created everything, he created evil. Who is He to call us sinners?
Stephen King When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off."
Albert Einstein Albert Einstein The contemplation of this world beckoned as a liberation (...) The road to this paradise was not as comfortable and alluring as the road to the religious paradise; but it has shown itself reliable, and I have never regretted having chosen it
Rev. Lovejoy (The Simpsons) "This so-called new religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants designed to take away the money of fools. Now let us say the lord's prayer 40 times, but first let's pass the collection plate."
Issac Asimov Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived
Unknown God made me an atheist. Who are you to question his wisdom?
Dracos Religion is the leading cause of death throughout history.
Stephen Colbert (Colbert Report) "Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family."
unknown The only thing we become after death is fertilizer
unknown if triangles had a god, He would have three sides
Jean-Paul Sartre Existentialism isn't so atheistic that it wears itself out showing that God doesn't exist. Rather, it declares that even if God did exist, that would change nothing.
Scoob Watch people pray. Most people do it with their eyes closed, and this should tell you something.
Albert Einstein Albert Einstein Since our inner experiences consist of reproductions, and combinations of sensory impressions, the concept of a soul without a body seem to me to be empty and devoid of meaning
Geoff Mather To say that atheism requires faith is as dim-witted as saying that disbelief in pixies or leprechauns takes faith. Even if Einstein himself told me there was an elf on my shoulder, I would still ask for proof and I wouldn't be wrong to ask.
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EA Miller EA Miller To Christians out there calling atheists “Satanists” …

We don't believe any of your fairytales. Which means we also don't believe in any of the fictional characters contained within them, protagonists or antagonists. Capeesh?
EA Miller EA Miller Leaders of all Abrahamic religions work vehemently to suppress individual rights and marginalize very specific populations of people (e.g., women, minorities, LBGT community). For current reference to this atrocity, please see the heavily white evangelical influenced “Project 2025” proposed by the Republican Party in the United States should their candidate win the Presidency.
EA Miller EA Miller Seek knowledge or embrace religion. They are mutually exclusive and should never be confused with one another.
Pat Simons Pat Simons Reason is the first casualty of blind obedience.
osirisnut osirisnut WTF Bible verses... Happy is the man who takes and dashes your infants against the rock. psalm 137:9
osirisnut osirisnut WTF Bible verses... A nagging wife is like dripping on a rainy day. Keeping her from complaining is like trying to stop the wind or like trying to grasp oil with the right hand. proverbs 27:15-16
osirisnut osirisnut "A long habit of not thinking religions wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right" Thomas Paine.
osirisnut osirisnut In 2009 Christopher Hitchens joined with Stephen Fry to debate a catholic bishop and his bit on the side Ann Widdecombe on whether or not the catholic church was truly a force for good in our world. In the debate Christopher Hitchens listed the apologies the catholic church has made, the list lasted for 14 minutes. The full debate can be viewed on YouTube.
EA Miller EA Miller Nothing exemplifies brainwashing better than a person saying that they “put god first” in their life. This is a complete disconnect from reality.
EA Miller EA Miller Religion has dumbed down human beings to a level that I seriously doubt they can recover from.
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