top atheist quotes (total: 16009)
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EA Miller |
Recently, a TV Pastor said, "The problem is that people are confusing the Jesus of their imagination with the Jesus in the Bible."
The moment I heard this ridiculous comment I wanted to reply, "Dude, I hate to break it to you, but they're one in the same!"
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EA Miller |
More libraries, less churches...
Let's start using our brains again before we end up repeating the Dark Ages! |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
no matter how important a deed might seem, if you believe you are doing it with a pure heart, and you are also doing it for the Lord, you are not doing it with a pure heart. - Ralph Metusi |
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EA Miller |
Atheism:
When you realize all the people in the world matter (not just the ones you identify with). |
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EA Miller |
Theists, you can believe as hard as you want in something. But if it isn't there, it just isn't there! |
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| L Ron Hubbard |
The way to make a million dollars is to start a religion |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Religion is a drug.
A drug addict's mind is disturbed BEFORE he/she becomes a drug addict. Same holds true for alcoholics. |
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EA Miller |
If Christians really adhered to the Bible quote "The truth shall make you free" (John 8:32 KJV), they'd be cracking open a science book a lot more often. The fact that they shun science to preserve their beliefs should tell anyone what they really think about the truth. |
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Thomas Jefferson |
"Question with boldness even the existence of God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear." |
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EA Miller |
"If this is your god, he's not very impressive. He has so many psychological problems; he's insecure. he demands worship every 7 days. He goes out and creates faulty humans and then blames them for his mistakes. He's a poor excuse for a supreme being."
- Gene Roddenberry
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EA Miller |
Humanity (An atheist's perspective)
A spec upon a spec upon a spec
In a vast universe, it would seem irrelevant
Like the amoeba, only visible through a microscope
Yet this minute particle produces wondrous things
Ingenious inventions, literature, breath-taking works of art
Regrettably, it also yields the narrow-mindedness of religion
Personally I'm rooting for the tiny spec to make it
Though without science and reason in charge
Antiquated superstition may be the means to its end
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Steven Crocker |
Telling an atheist they're going to hell is like telling a religious person they're going to candyland. I'm sorry, you dont scare us. |
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EA Miller |
Prayer:
When you've given up on a realistic solution to your problem |
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| someone |
The only church that enlightens is the one that's in fire |
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| Thomas Jefferson, (letter to Rev. James Madison, J |
It is always better to have no ideas than false ones; to believe nothing, than to believe what is wrong. |
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| David Powers |
If god created man in his own image, how come I'm not invisible? |
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Pat Simons |
Religion bases much of its success on the fact it is far easier to fool someone, than it is to convince that person they've been fooled. |
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Enoch's Author (admin) |
Our explanations of the natural world are far more important than the nature of the world they describe. The Gods and religions we choose, the scientific hypotheses we test; their specifics are critical. Why? Because our beliefs define our ability to grow and change. Select them carefully my friend, because they are the door through which you encounter your destiny. Process is Product. - Enoch’s Thread
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| Unknown, quoted by Dana Morale |
What is the difference between a cult and a religion? About 100 years. |
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Thomas Jefferson |
"Millions of innocent men, women, and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burned, tortured, fined, and imprisoned, yet we have not advanced one inch toward uniformity. What has been the effect of coercion? To make one half of |
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EA Miller |
Question: If a tree falls in the forest with no one there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
Answer: Yes. Recording equipment can be left in the forest and listened to at a later time to verify it.
Question: Does wishing thinking and prayer bring fictional gods from ancient texts to life?
Answer: No. There are no contemporary historical accounts or tangible evidence such beings have ever existed.
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| Waleed Al-Husseini |
To most christians, the bible is like a Software License. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree." |
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| Unknown |
Prayer - how to feel like you're contributing by doing nothing |
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| Benito Il DUCA Mussolini |
Religion is man-made to assist in controlling the weak minded individuals because during times of atrocity and despair they feel strength in numbers |
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| Sir Winston Churchill |
Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. |
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| Lucius Annaeus Seneca "the Younger," Roman stoic p |
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful." |
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| Catherine Fahringer |
We would be 1,500 years ahead if it hadn't been for the church dragging science back by its coattails and burning our best minds at the stake |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
If one is NOT prepared to follow fully the doctrine of one's chosen religion, then one is NOT wholly faithful to one's chosen religion.
In other words, one is little or no different to the atheists. |
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| David Attenborough |
I often get letters, quite frequently, from people who say how they like the programs a lot, but I never give credit to the almighty power that created nature, to which I reply and say, "Well, it's funny that the people, when they say that this is of the almighty, always quote beautiful things, they always quote orchids and hummingbirds and butterflies and roses." But I always have to think too of a little boy sitting on the banks of a river in west Africa who has a worm boring through his eyeball, turning him blind before he's five years old, and I reply and say, "Well presumably the god you speak about created the worm as well," and now, I find that baffling to credit a merciful god with that action, and therefore it seems to me safer to show things that I know to be truth, truthful and factual, and allow people to make up their own minds about the moralities of this thing, or indeed the theology of this thing." |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
There is infinitely more chance of humans meeting extraterrestrials than there is chance of humans meeting any god.
I'd stake my afterlife on it. |
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| Bart Simpson |
"Phew I'm glad we came to our senses and worship a 2.000 year old carpenter" |
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| Bumper sticker |
Darwin Loves You |
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| K Lindberg |
Personally its not God I dislike, its his fan club I cant stand. |
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| Casey Yano |
God did not create us. It is us that created God. |
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| Michael DeRousselle |
The intensity of your religious conviction is inversely proportional to your grip on reality. |
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| Clark Adams |
If Atheism is a religion, then health is a disease! |
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| Ravikiran R |
As long as you need an external entity to give credit to for wonderful things that happen to you or to blame for ugly things that happen to you, you need God |
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| Victor Hugo |
There is in every village a torch - the teacher; and an extinguisher- the clergyman |
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John Kelly Ireland |
God is Perfect: Perfect beings do not experience anger or suprise towards a sequence of events they knew of in advance. |
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Esiah Zakite |
Religious people suffer less depression, less stress and have a more positive outlook on life. But then so do the mentally retarded. |
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| Satish Babu |
Today's wars are not about good vs. bad--they are about *your* good vs. my good. Religion is perhaps the most potent meme that creates, fosters and justifies these divisions. |
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| Geoff Mather |
It's a pity Jesus remained so silent before his accusers. He could have said: "Oh, by the way guys, no-one should ever kill, torture, maim, burn alive or commit genocide in my name." If he'd been a god he could have saved us all a lot of pain. |
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| Ere Thomas |
The first wise man created God, for fools. The second wise man created religion, to keep peoples fool. |
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Bwian of Nazaweth |
If there's a catastrophe and modern civilisation gets erased, I bet in a few thousand years some prat will find a copy of Lord of the Rings and everyone'll start worshipping Gandalf. |
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Robert G. Ingersoll |
Religion supports nobody. It has to be supported. It produces no wheat, no corn; it ploughs no land; it fells no forests. It is a perpetual mendicant. It lives on the labors of others, and then has the arrogance to pretend that it supports the giver. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
If money could be made in not believing in god, you'd see millions and millions of born-again atheists.
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| Geoff Mather |
Some of the nicest, most caring people I've met have been religious - from all sorts of different but incompatible creeds. I don't hate them. I just hate the sad facts that they are wrong, they waste their own time, and they want to grab my kids. |
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| Bill Watterson |
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. |
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| anonymous |
"Nine out of ten suicide bombers agree: God is Great" |
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| Bill Hicks |
People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest? Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to. |
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Pat Simons |
One of the mainstays of theology is debating hypothetical outcomes involving things that have never been demonstrated to exist. |
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EA Miller |
Kill religion, save humanity! |
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EA Miller |
If any religion had the “one true god” that the Abrahamic religions so vehemently decry exists, why wouldn’t he just talk to the entire world in whatever their regional dialect is and clear everything up?
But alas... *crickets* as usual because all gods are imaginary
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EA Miller |
No all-knowing, all-powerful, omnipresent being would require very flawed, very diverse, very regionally influenced, human beings to spread its message. |
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EA Miller |
Denying science in the age of new exploration and discovery to embrace antiquated religious beliefs is the pinnacle of human arrogance and ignorance. |
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osirisnut |
WTF Bible verses... It is shameful for a woman to speak in the church. 1 Corinthians 14:35 |
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osirisnut |
WTF Bible verses... If a man strikes a slave with a rod and the slave dies under his hand, he shall surely be punished. However, if the slave gets up after a day or two he shall not be punished since the slave is his property. Exodus 21:20-21 |
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osirisnut |
A nun was walking through a forest near to her nunnery where she was raped. After her ordeal the man said, in 9 months you shall have a child and you can call it john. The nun replied, in 6 months you shall have a rash and you can call it syphilis. |
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osirisnut |
A man was approached in N I by two men and asked if he was a catholic or a protestant?. The man replied I'm an atheist, to which the second man asked are you a catholic or a protestant atheist? |
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EA Miller |
Christian: People are starving, I will pray for them.
Atheist: Have you thought about feeding them?
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