top atheist quotes (total: 16009)
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| Emile de Bergerac |
Why isn't god as sociable as he used to be in the bible. I mean back then he used to show up for every genocide and baby massacre. Nowadays you hardly ever see him anymore...well, except for those times where he's appears to attention-starved old catholic ladies in the form of a god-shaped lasagne or jesus' face in a tortilla. Apart from that he never visits anymore. |
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Douglas Adams |
[On being an atheist rather than agnostic]: People will then often say: "But surely it's better to remain an agnostic just in case?"
This, to me, suggests such a level of silliness and muddle that I usually edge out of the conversation rather than get sucked into it. (If it turns out that I've been wrong all along, and there is in fact a god, and if it further turned out that this kind of legalistic, cross-your-fingers-behind-your-back, Clintonian hair-splitting impressed him, then I think I would choose not to worship him anyway.) |
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| Robert Green Ingersoll (1833-1899) |
"The church has always been willing to swap off treasures in heaven for cash down." |
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EA Miller |
Many Christians believe in the seven-headed beast in Revelation (bible future prophecy), but not climate change. And they want to insert their beliefs in public schools' science books? Any school administrator with a sound mind should take a hard pass on that! |
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EA Miller |
Life is immensely more valuable to those who view it as finite than by those who cheapen it by proclamations of a so-called after-life. |
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| johnnie jones |
Definition of christianity: The war against knowledge .
9-24-2011 |
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| johnnie jones |
Here are some interesting phobias
Epistaxiophobia: fear of knowledge .
Hadephobia: fear of hell .
Hereiophobia: fear of challenges to official doctrine .
Hypengyophobia: fear of responsibility .
Ideophobia: fear of ideas .
Optophobia: fear of opening one's eyes .
Philosophobia; fear of philosophy .
Satanophobia: fear of Satan .
Do these phobias remind you of anyone you know .
8-19-2010 |
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| unknown |
it's your hell, you burn in it. |
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| Madalyn Murray O'Hair |
Religion has caused more misery to all of mankind in every stage of human history than any other single idea. |
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| johnnie jones |
It is said, by Christians, that the bible is the perfect book, written from the word of God, the most perfect of all, so why do they keep changing it ? |
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| FFRF |
Freedom of Religion should also mean Freedom from Religion. |
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| Frederick Nietzsche |
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. |
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| Frater Ravus |
If you have to lie to prove what you believe, then what you believe is a lie. |
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| Sir Arthur C. Clarke |
Creationism, perhaps the most pernicious of the intellectual perversions now afflicting the American public. |
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| johnnie jones |
I have proof there is no god, for I have read the bible .
3-10-11 |
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| Dan |
If god was all knowing, would he not know I would become an Atheist? And would he not stop me from becoming one? Or does he want me to goto 'Hell'? |
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| Dr. Nathanial Branden |
Anyone who engages in the practice of psycho-therapy confronts every day the devastation wrought by the teachings of religion. |
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| unknown |
If athesim is a religion, then not playing cards is a hobby. |
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Abraham Sandwich |
The most powerful nation on earth has millions of literate, educated citizens who actually believe a talking snake tempted a woman to eat a magic apple that caused her to be ashamed of her genitals? What chance do we have of talking sense to these idiots? |
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Enoch's Author (admin) |
Science and Magic set out to define the universe. Religion meanwhile, wholly parasitic, prospers by fashioning the scraps and casts offs of both into a money making proposition. - Ralph Metusi |
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George Carlin |
What's the point of fucking praying in the first place? If God has a divine plan, what's the point of praying? If what you want is in the divine plan, you will get it anyways... and if it's not, you won't get it because it's not in the divine plan. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Errors and lies do not cease to be errors and lies because they appear in the Bible and are called the word of god. John Aubrey |
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| johnnie jones |
Peace on Earth and goodwill toward mankind will happen only in the absence of religion .
1-16-11 |
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| johnnie jones |
FACTS-
I have been doing research on serial killers and found some interestings statistics : 80% of the worlds serial killers are from America and of that 80%, some 86% are christians! |
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| johnnie jones |
I was born an atheist, just like everyone else, with one exception, I've never been infected by faith |
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| johnnie jones |
Disney's Fantasy Land, is a nice place to visit, but you can't live there, however, religion teaches that you can, the only requirement is that you "believe" that you can, then die . |
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| johnnie jones |
Christians , the people Lincoln was talking about when he said you could fool some of the people all the time. |
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| unknown |
Atheism is a religion, just like "off" is a TV channel |
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Baron von Knifty |
All you god-loving faithful who go against god's command and don't kill those who work on Sunday (Ex 31:14, Numb 15:32-36) will burn in hell forever. Say, don't priests work on Sunday?
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| House MD |
"Rational arguments don't usually work on religious people. Otherwise there would be no religious people." |
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| johnnie jones |
In my study of Christians, I have come to the conclusion, there is no cure for stupidity ! |
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| R Reboulet |
It is impossible to convince some children that there is no Santa Claus. They do not fully grasp reality. |
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| Zoltan X4J |
Seeing a cross or a crucifix, to me, is a symbol of death and agony. Its not really the symbol I want tattooed on me, or worn on a chain. |
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| Ambrose Bierce |
Religion, n: A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable. |
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Holy Goats |
I know an invisible giant with superhuman powers, he made the universe in a week and kills people who don't worship him. His name is Norman and he's a talking pink squirrel. That last sentence was the only one they locked me up for. |
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Baron von Knifty |
Let's all agree as Atheists that from now on the religious will be referred to as "Non-Atheists."
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Pat Simons |
Nothing is much more ironic than a science-denying fundamentalist using a smart phone. |
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| johnnie jones |
The bible says at death, all memory and thought will be erased, so if you believe in heaven, you arrive in heaven not knowing anybody or anything, with the capability of a newborn . No problem, I'm an atheist !
8-19-10 |
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EA Miller |
Evangelicals replace what is logical and reasonable with blind faith and irrational dogma. They poison the mind in every sense of the word! |
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| johnnie jones |
I can completely describe a Christian in one word, BIGOT ( Definition of bigot, from the dictionary ---- Noun: somebody with strong opinions, especially on politics, religion, or ethnicity,or gays, who refuses to consider the views or opinions of others ). |
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| Eddie Izzard |
Fair enough, there are a few gaps in evolutionary theory, but you do not therefore decide "fucking MAGIC!" |
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Pat Simons |
While astrologers are no-doubt wrong in the conclusions they draw, the stars and planets are at least real, and their ideas are testable. All of which is much more than can be said of theologians. |
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Lord Rockingham |
Christianity Versus Islam... two bald men fighting over a comb. |
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John Kelly Ireland |
Religious wars: Isint it ironic that our fear of death could actually be the death of us. |
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Friedrich Nietzsche |
In heaven all the interesting people are missing. |
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| René Descartes |
If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things. |
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| Ralph Waldo Emerson |
The religion of one age is the literary entertainment of the next. |
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| Esiah Zakite |
At least people hundreds of years ago believed in gods because they were ignorant... the only excuse for belief today has to be intellectual laziness or cowardice. |
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| johnnie jones |
I have seen no group of people with more hate in them, than the christians.
12-09-2011 |
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| johnnie jones |
Facts
According to the Gallop polls, on religion, less than 10% of Christians say they have read the bible, but of that 10%, how many were too embarrassed to say they haven't read the bible .
Aug-25-2010
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osirisnut |
WTF Bible verses... Behold I, the lord, will rebuke your offspring and will spread dung on your face, even the dung of your animal sacrifices , and you will be taken away with it. Malachi 2.3. |
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osirisnut |
Theists FYI.. There is no such thing as a born again Christian, you weren't born a Christian you were raised a Christian. |
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osirisnut |
Christians you were not born with an original sin, you don't have a soul, you don't have a guardian angel, and you don't have saints because they don't exist either. |
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EA Miller |
I’m not on the side of any religion. All religions are dangerous. They just have fluctuating, various degrees of harm that they inflict on humanity at any given time in history. |
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EA Miller |
If being a misogynistic pig is part of your religion, then atheism is not your problem my friend. |
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EA Miller |
I thank fictional gods for nothing. This world has enough resources to feed and house everyone, but instead self-serving despots, billionaires, and religious factions fighting over who has the best imaginary friend have ruined it all. |
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EA Miller |
I question anyone who takes the word of a priest, pastor, rabbi, or imam in matters regarding science over that of a highly educated actual scientist. |
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osirisnut |
WTF Bible verses... If the bride to be's virginity cannot be proven on the night of her wedding, then they shall bring her out to the door of her father's house, and the men of the city shall stone her to death. Deuteronomy: 20-21 |
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osirisnut |
Jesus Christ only had the name Jesus the name Christ was the name of his donkey. Throws a different light on the phrase "Jesus fucking Christ". |
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osirisnut |
The bible is not the most important book in the catholic church for priests and nuns, that position goes to the kamasutra. |
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