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I have never seen religious faith move mountains, but I've seen what it can do to skyscrapers.
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Best rhyme ever:
Ignore those fools who
call themselves preachers
and listen instead
to your science teachers!
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Being a Catholic doesn't stop you from sinning, it stops you from enjoying it.
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I've just read that a group of people are trying to discredit evolution, their budget is £25 million, what a waste of money.
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How long would it have taken a totally christian world to reach the moon?, as thinking the world was flat, they wouldn't have been to America yet.
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I forget, when did God make all the fossils?
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If you can't kill anyone, then what were all the crusades about?
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Church ahead, please remove brain.
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All religions are basically the same, guilt, with different holidays.
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The Bible cannot be written by God because it is not perfect. It is not perfect because it contradicts itself. It contradicts itself because it says to stone rebellious children to death, but it also says not to ever kill.
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Atheist (world population) percent over time: 1900-0.2% 1970-5% 2000-10% 2009-16%. Now look at those numbers and tell me that atheists aren't growing.
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The fool says in his heart there is no god. The wise shout it from the rooftop.
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Science flies planes over seas, Religion flies planes into buildings.
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Why is religion still here? You would think that in this day and age of intelligence and scientific breakthroughs, like the discovery of Evolution, that the superstition of Religion would be abolished, but somehow it still lives? That's a question I have never been able to get in my head.
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I've had an account on this site for over a year now, and I've seen the speed of which people post quotes just rise and rise as more people visit this site, definitive proof
that we're increasing in number.
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Taoism:
Shit happens.
Buddhism:
If shit happens, it's not really shit.
Islam:
If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
Protestantism:
Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism:
Why does this shit always happen to us?
Hinduism:
This shit happened before.
Catholicism:
Shit happens because you're bad.
Hare Krishna:
Shit happens rama rama.
T.V. Evangelism:
Send more shit.
Atheism:
No shit.
Jehova's Witness:
Knock knock, shit happens.
Hedonism:
There's nothing like a good shit happening.
Christian Science:
Shit happens in your mind.
Agnosticism:
Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Rastafarianism:
Let's smoke this shit.
Existentialism:
What is shit anyway?
Stoicism:
This shit doesn't bother me.
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Dung beetles and Christians feed their young on crap, but at least the beetle's crap has the benefit of nutrition.
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Religious people and donkey's: A donkey is a simple creature it would follow a carrot on a stick, but it is still capable, even with its most basic of intellect of determining when there is no carrot.
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Now, this is really pissing me off, Atheism CANNOT be a religion, because religion is Theism, and Atheism is the exact opposite of Theism, so how can Atheism be a religion when Atheism means the exact OPPOSITE of religion?!?
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Theists don't hate being told their faith is a joke, they hate being reminded their faith is a joke.
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From the point of view of the tapeworm, man was created by God to serve the appetite of the tapeworm.
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God always gets the credit, never the blame.
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Most religions prophecy the end of the world and then consistently work together to ensure that these prophecies come true.
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No Atheist has ever burned a heretic at the stake.
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Religion has caused more misery to all of mankind in every stage of human history than any other single idea.
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Nobody "converts" to Atheism, it is the default stage in all of us as soon as we are born.
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The phrase "holy shit" means more than originally intended.
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"Atheists scored 1.95 IQ points higher than Agnostics, 3.82 points higher than Liberal persuasions, and 5.89 IQ points higher than Dogmatic persuasions."
(wikipedia entry)
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A religion is just a cult with tax exemption.
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Religion is a virus. I know this because it has the attributes of a virus, it evolves and infects, it spreads from person to person, civilizations become ruined if it infects too many people, children are likely to get it if their parents have it, it can be cured by technology, and some people are more immune to it than others.
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To most christians, the bible is like a Software License. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree."
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You believe in your religion, but no other. I don’t believe in any religion. You want me to respect your belief, but you refuse to respect my non-belief.
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Should we teach Phrenology with Neurology, Astrology with Astronomy and Alchemy with Chemistry? No! Then why teach Creationism with Evolution?
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Who would you rather trust, the guy (or girl) in a white lab coat or the crazy man sitting by the curb shouting "The end is nigh!" I would go for the first one.
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According to a study by IBCSR, Atheists have an IQ of 103.09 while Theists have an IQ of 97.14. (The average intelligence is an IQ of 100)
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I've just realised,the only people who say that only "god" could have created the stars, earth, animals, plants, rocks, black holes and etcetera, are people who do not understand how it could have happened any other way. It is with reasoning that I say, that all religions around today dislike knowledge because the Religions that accepted knowledge very quickly died out.
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Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365 not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers were given. Satan - 10
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If money could be made in not believing in god, you’d see millions and millions of born-again atheists.
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I can see and understand things Christians and other believers cannot understand, only because they ignore the facts. They DO NOT want to know.
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I can see and understand things Christians and other believers cannot understand, only because they ignore the facts. They DO NOT want to know.
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Reject Christ, receive bacon!
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The Bible – A Fairytale book of rules brainwashing millions. Obliviously used to help create war, kill, hate, judge and discriminate.
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I have no need for religion, I have a conscience.
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Atheism's a religion in the same way that NOT collecting stamps is a hobby.
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A thorough reading and understanding of the Bible is the surest path to atheism.
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I refuse to believe in a god who is the primary cause of conflict in the world, preaches racism, sexism, homophobia, and ignorance, and then sends me to hell if I'm "bad" .
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Atheism, good enough for these people: Zora Hurston, Benjamin Disraeli, Dan Barker, Carl Sagan, Ghandi, Sigmund Freud, Shaun Mason, Robert Ingersoll, Edward Abbey, Benjamin Franklin, Arthur Schopenhauer, Baron D'Hollbach, Abraham Lincoln, Charles Darwin, David Attenborough, Albert Einstein, George Bernard Shaw, Arthur C Clarke, Billy Joel, Christopher Hithens, Delos Mcknown, CarleSpie Mckinney, Chapman Cohen, Charlie Chaplin, Ernest Hemmingway, Nica Lalli, Polly Toynbee, Maia Caron, Simone de Beauvoir, Abu Ala Al-Ma'arri, Ophelia Benson, Friedrich Nietzsche, George Carlin, Henry Mencken, Carmen Argibay, Voltaire, Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, Jesse Ventura, Jhon Adams, Mark Twain, Richard Dawkins, Seneca, Napoleon Bonaparte, Judge Crabb, Stephen Fry, Isaac Asimov, Thomas Paine, Amanda Donohoe, Frank Zappa, Blaise Pascal and Aristophanes. (You wouldn't believe how long this took)
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Prayer has no place in public School, just like free thought has no place in organised Religion.
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There a two types of men: Intelligent men without Religion and Religious men without Intelligence.
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