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Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day, give a man a religion and he will starve to death while praying for a fish.		3
Religion: Because ordinary scams aren't enough.		3
If you preach Religion in our Schools, I will teach science in your Church		3
A Bacteria, an Octopus and a Human. Why does only the Human go to Heaven? We are all just complex chemical reactions, we are all subject to evolution and we all share a common ancestor. So with that in mind, why does the Bible say that people go to heaven, but makes no mention of all other life? Because God is imaginary, simple as that.		3
Look at the state of Saudi Arabia, is THAT where religion gets us?		3
Christianity says blacks should be slaves, Islam says whites should be slaves, Hinduism says we should be slaves to cows.		3
Funny how almost 100% of the great comedians, authors and Geniuses are Atheist. Coincidence... or more?		3
Religion is just another name for Mythology. Greek Mythology is no different than Christian or Muslim Mythology...just a lot of BS. Except, Greek Mythology had more interesting characters.		3
Blasphemy is a victimless crime.		3
If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.		3
A few years ago we finally persuaded psychiatrists to remove homosexuality from the list of recognized disorders. Maybe it's time we started lobbying them to add belief in God to the list.		3
Personally its not God I dislike, its his fan club I cant stand.		3
10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer. 9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex. 8. Beer has never caused a major war. 7. They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves. 6. When you have beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away. 5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over his brand of beer. 4. You don't have to wait 2,000+ years for a second beer. 3. There are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you. 2. You can prove you have a beer. 1. If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.		3
I'm not anti-religion, I'm pro-reality.		3
You know that feeling of fear everyone gets at times when they think about death in a certain way? That fear is the superglue that makes the religious stick to their delusions.		3
The inspiration of the bible depends on the ignorance of the person who reads it.		3
Christianity started out in Palestine as a fellowship; it moved to Greece and became a philosophy; it moved to Italy and became an institution; it moved to Europe and became a culture; it came to America and became a company.		3
Religion may be around for a long time. This is why it's up to us to raise the next generation to be Atheists. So before we die, at least we die knowing we did something right for the future of humanity.		3
Religion is comparable to a childhood Neurosis.		3
We know that Homo Sapiens are 50 Thousand years old, not 6,000. We know that Earth is 4.5 Billion years old, not 6,000. We know that The Universe is 15 Billion years old, not 6,000. If the Biblical time scale is so completely off, then how can you think that any thing else in the Bible could be true?		3
You do not need the Bible to justify love, but no better tool has been invented to justify hate.		1 5
Just remember: all religions were cults at one time		1 5
According to the bible, God has killed approximately 24,634,000 people!		1 5
Here's the church, here's the steeple, look inside, and here's the masses of deluded,stupid, possibly homicidal morons.		1 5
She left me for Jesus, and that just aint fair She says that He’s perfect, how could I compare She says I should find him and I’ll know peace at last If I ever find Jesus, I’m kicking his ass		1 5
Says one alien to another: I think they're fighting over which Religion is more peaceful.		1 5
I treat Creationists one of two ways, either as a lunatic or a child. In both cases they need to be closely supervised.		2
George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and christians love him for it. I don't.		2
Religion has caused more misery to all of mankind in every stage of human history than any other single idea.		2
Belief in the supernatural reflects a failure of the imagination.		2
If God were omnipotent then he would be the root of evil in the world, and if Humans were the cause of evil, then God is not omnipotent.		2
The Christian god makes man human, then burns him when he acts like one.		2
If God exists he would have killed me a long time ago.		2
Once you're dead, you're dead		2
If someone dares to say "that man is made in the image of God", he should be ashamed.		2
All babies are atheists. Those lucky enough to have a keen intelligence, sense of curiosity and refusal to accept everything they are told to be true will remain so and have a far richer view of the world as a result.		2
Never forget that more people went to war because of different beliefs in religion and god, and each one wanted to prove their religion and god is the right one, and all others are wrong.		2
Jesus hardly made the greatest sacrifice. He knew he would be resurrected anyway.		2
Atheists will celebrate life, while you’re in church celebrating death.		2
If God created the world, then who created god? and who created whoever created god? So somewhere along the line something had to just be there. So why can’t we just skip the idea of god and go straight to earth?		2
I don’t believe in God because I don’t believe in Mother Goose.		2
They felt that science would be corrosive to religious belief and they were worried about it. Damn it, I think they were right. It is corrosive to religious belief and it’s a good thing.		2
Whenever I get into a religious debate, I like to shout "fossils!" and I immediately win.		2
Atheism, keeping it real since 12 February 1809.		2
Religions are like pills, which must be swallowed whole without chewing.		2
Faith is believing in something you know isn't true.		2
It is only by dispelling Religion that we can see the world as it really is.		2
Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair colour.		2
What happens when you ask a Scientist for proof against Evolution? They laugh.		2
Religion is such a horrible sounding word. For example: Doctor:"I'm afraid we had to perform a religion on your husband" Lady:"Oh no! will he ever walk again?" Doctor:"No, I'm afraid that part of him is gone"		2

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