Mark Twain

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top atheist quotes (total: 14)

atheist quote	context
The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also		144 1647
It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand		55 972
I do not fear death, in view of the fact that I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.		16 818
Faith is believing what you know ain't so.		18 598
Sacred cows make the best hamburger		7 176
"Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool."		1 79
The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.		62
A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.		32
If the man doesn't believe as we do, we say he is a crank, and that settles it. I mean, it does nowadays, because now we can't burn him.		19
...a God who could make good children as easily a bad, yet preferred to make bad ones; who could have made every one of them happy, yet never made a single happy one; who made them prize their bitter life, yet stingily cut it short; who gave his ange		9
You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that WE are the ones that need help?		8
Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. ~Mark Twain		7
No man that has ever lived has done a thing to please God--primarily. It was done to please himself, then God next.		1 9
The history of our race, and each individual's experience, are sown thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill and that a lie told well is immortal.		1 3