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The catholic Republic of America where one day it will be illegal not to carry a gun and the bible.		52
Religions detest Atheists because Atheists tell the truth. Religious miracles (lies) have been debunked that many times that theists should live in a permanent state of embarrassment.		52
The unicorn is mentioned nine times in the bible, theists try to get around this by saying, when the bible was translated from Hebrew to English it was translated wrong. Out of 783,137 words in the bible, unicorn was the only one that was translated wrong. Of course it was.		52
The religious will be getting into a praying frenzy, it's Xmyth time.		51
Notice on church door. "Due to the lack of interest this church will be permanently closed". Now that is a good sign.		51
Happy Winter Solstice, everyone.		50
WTF Bible Verse... If there is a fight between two men and the wife of one tries to help her husband by grabbing the genitals of the other man, then you shall cut off her hand. You shall have no pity. deuteronomy 25: 11-12.		49
The population of most countries want to see assisted dying for people close to death, so they will not suffer in pain. Who is opposed to this? Religious leaders, they remember their predecessors raping, torturing men, women, and children and then burned at the stake for being witches. or accusing them of heresy and drowning them. Hanging people for blasphemy. Yes, they still want people to suffer before death...		49
Theology and scatology both have their roots deeply imbedded in shit.		49
Religious clerics wear silly religious hats to give them height, to dominate and intimidate that's why pulpits are so high, and it really works... I'm positive I will stop laughing soon.		49
What the world needs now is a saviour to save planet Earth and gods need not apply.		49
All Roman Catholic clerics of all stripes are nazis in dresses wearing crosses.		49
For a long time, I thought I wanted to be a nun. Then I realized that what I really wanted to be was a lesbian. Mabel Maney.		47
There have been 266 dictators and all of whom have been given the title pope.		47
She's a catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock, with her black jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic, so hail satan. Colin Firth		46
It's telling that polygamy is viewed as fine in the bible but no mention is made of polyandry. It's probably the best evidence that the bible was written by men. Mike Hogan.		46
This is the day dedicated to all theists out there. Happy "April Fools Day".		46
Behind every dictator, there is always a religion lurking close by. Sticking their crosses where they don't belong.		45
There are two types of people in the world: those that know god to be a myth and those who are wrong.		43
There's the Midas touch where everything it touches turns to gold, and there's the religious touch where everything it touches turns to shit.		43
Has anyone noticed the uncanny similarities between religion and the square wheel? They are both fucking useless.		43
With the COVID 19 virus spreading around the world, God is conspicuous ( yet again ) by its absence, it's as if it doesn't exist.		43
Science is a rigorous systematic endeavor that builds and organizes knowledge in the form of testable explanations and predictions about the world. In theology there is only an opinion. Bertrand Russell.		42
The Establishment betray the victims of child rape, whilst protecting the perpetrators and those who shield them.		42
Religious leaders say religious violence is not caused by religions.		42
Baby jesus could never be born again in the Vatican. Because they wouldn't be able to find three wise men or a virgin.		42
Christ, the man-made myth was tortured, crucified, and put to death, and on the day that it occurred the christians call it "GOOD".		42
About the gods I have no means of knowing either that they exist or that do not exist or what they are to look like. Many things prevent my knowing. Amongst others, the fact that they have never been seen. Protagoras .		41
WTF Bible verses...As for the daughter of any priest, if she dishonors herself by becoming a whore, she dishonors her father. She shall be burned to death. Leviticus 23.20		41
CHRISTIANITY: 2000 years of trying to prove god exists and the best they can come up with is "You'll find out when your dead".		41
Q. Which bishops can you trust? The answer, of course is, the only bishops you can trust are those on a chess board.		41
Unfortunately l have had to rewrite the above 4 quotes. Just a glitch l hope.		41
How clerics try and blame their victims for being raped. The child instigated it. The rapes were historic. I didn't rape the child it was consensual sex. The last but not least "THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT".		40
The most important part of every religious service, happens when the holy begging bowl gets passed around.		39
" l have no time to waste on this planet being told what to do by those who think that god has given them instructions." Christopher Hitchens		39
Theists FYI.. There is no such thing as a born again Christian, you weren't born a Christian you were raised a Christian.		38
If a god existed the onus would not be placed on criminal organizations (religions) to let us know.		38
Religion sucks the life out of people trying to have a life, it's the bane of humanity.		37
There's the Roman Catholic Church, all the evidence that proves without a shadow of a doubt that no god has ever existed.		37
"No one can sit at the bed of a dying child and still believe in a god." Lord Byron		37
Christians you were not born with an original sin, you don't have a soul, you don't have a guardian angel, and you don't have saints because they don't exist either.		36
WTF Bible verses... Behold I, the lord, will rebuke your offspring and will spread dung on your face, even the dung of your animal sacrifices , and you will be taken away with it. Malachi 2.3.		36
WTF Bible Verses... She lusted after her lover, whose genitals were as the size of a donkeys, and whose ejaculations were like those of a horse. ezekiel 23:20		36
It can be revealed what christ said before his ascension into heaven. He stood with his arms across his chest looked skywards and said beam me up, daddy.		36
Dope francis has a new dope mobile that has personalized registration plates that read "Holyshit."		36
The Roman Catholic Criminal Church the clerics of which l would call evil but that's too nice a word for those Bastards.		36
Religious praying doesn't work and miracles don't happen. What all religions do excel at though are deception and organized crime.		36
"Where ever there is a settled society, religion is necessary; the laws cover manifest crimes, and religions cover secret crimes". Voltaire. 1694-1729		35
Jesus saves and soon he will have saved enough to pay the bill for the last supper, including the tip.		35
"Damn! I completely forgot TRash Wednesday!" and I so wanted to say something nice to the crazy christians on their special day.		35

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Hey, don't be so hasty with your demolition!

As a hiker I put great value in churches and other tall other tall edifices. They make GREAT landmarks to be guided by and a church steeple or tower usually means there's the possibility of a pub nearby.

They could also be adapted to provide shelter and accommodation for the weary traveller. Just get rid of all the gold and silver candlesticks 'cos they can be a bit of a fire hazard.

Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)

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16/05/15
8:58am

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The only SIGNS that you should be looking for in a church are. A for sale SIGN, A to let [may sell] SIGN. And a do not enter dangerous building demolition in progress SIGN.

didn't they all take the last train for the coast?

Enoch Author

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05/05/15
11:32pm

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And the three men i admire the most. Charles Darwin, Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens.

What you have to remember muslims actively slaughter each other so they in fact keep their own numbers down.

osirisnut

12/04/15
10:38am

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Everyone knows that catholics are prolific breeders 1.2 billion of them. Can you therefore imagine if there was no celibacy for the clergy, how many more of them there would be, on this overpopulated planet that we're on.

I'd pay more attention to the fecundity of the muslims..

Enoch Author

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11/04/15
11:12am

The guilt-fueled zeal of the steadfastly religious is the single best testimony to the staying power of early childhood indoctrination.

Enoch Author

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16/01/15
12:42pm

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Religions are organizations predominantly for people that are incapable of thinking for themselves.

Is this the one she kept his baby-teeth in? Maybe they could run a DNA test on them, just as I suggested the other day.

Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)

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07/05/14
2:32pm

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BREAKING NEWS: Christian archaeologists say they are close to discovering the chalice Mary was given when she gave birth to her son, they said that it will be easy to identify as it will be etched with the words, "It's a boy" with a line through boy and God written above it.

Punishment is all relative. In today's civilised world his "crime" would have warranted a stern telling off from the local magistrate for upsetting the peace.

Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)

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18/04/14
12:13pm

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Bead rattling season is with us again. The Crucifixion. Some facts about crucifixtions. The Romans used it to stop dissent, the person didn't carry the whole cross only the cross beam, it was a means of torture and a form of humilation the Romans stripped the person naked before they were nailed to the cross, so no loin cloth. Being nailed to the cross didn't prevent body functions to cease to exist and imagine having a large meal the night before and all that wine. When the cross was placed into the ground the body was only above the ground a couple of feet allowing scavengers to gnaw at the body. The body was not removed from the cross after a couple of days it was left in situ until the body became skeletal then it was removed.

An uncountable number, I'd imagine.

There would've been (and are even now) even more potentially great minds that were/are curtailed WITHOUT their dying.

Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)

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21/03/14
4:39pm

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I have often wondered how many great minds that there would have been, that society would have benefited from, if their lives had not been cut short because they were secular and against religious teachings.

If an organization doesn't weed out whatever evil it has within, it is doomed to be come a haven and breeding ground for that same evil

Enoch Author

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16/03/14
1:51pm

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Some very important questions that every catholic should be asking themselves when they go to get their wafer on Sunday. Is it the priest giving you your wafer that has just recently arrived a pedophile? was it the one that has just recently left? or is it both?.

"I tend to liken "Faith" to the other term "Gullibility"".

Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)

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08/03/14
3:17pm

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"It's called FAITH because it's NOT KNOWLEDGE." Christopher Hitchens.

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