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Rape in the bible is not a sex crime against a woman, but a property crime against a man. Now tell me again, how you get your morality from the bible. A.A.I		33
There is no hatred quite like christian love. Stephen Harvie.		32
"Grown adults refusing to take medicines in favor of prayer is my favorite form of natural selection." Ricky Gervais		32
The pope went to the continent most ravaged by AIDS and told them they couldn't use condoms. So don't tell me religion doesn't do any actual harm. Bill Maher		32
Science books should have the following warning. The contents of this book contain knowledge and are therefore unsuitable for the religious.		32
Two nuns were walking around the nunnery and one said to the other, oh Christmas falls on a Friday this year. The other nun replied I hope it's not the thirteenth.		31
Scientists have invented vaccines that protect us against covid 19 which's saving millions of lives. It would be wonderful if they could invent a vaccine that protects us from religions and thereby saving millions of lives.		31
The bible is not the most important book in the catholic church for priests and nuns, that position goes to the kamasutra.		29
WTF Bible verses... If the bride to be's virginity cannot be proven on the night of her wedding, then they shall bring her out to the door of her father's house, and the men of the city shall stone her to death. Deuteronomy: 20-21		29
Religious scientists( bless them )have discovered what christ did when he was overwhelmed by his followers. They said he would go for long walks on the sea of galilee.		29
Jesus Christ only had the name Jesus the name Christ was the name of his donkey. Throws a different light on the phrase "Jesus fucking Christ".		28
Men who join the priestcraft train for five years in priestcraft college after which they leave having learned nothing.		28
Catholic priests talk a lot but say very little, and the little they do say is bullshit. They should practice a vow of silence instead of celibacy. Obviously celibacy doesn't work. Hey, preachers, leave them kids alone.		28
Man invented a god to pray to so that he could get forgiveness for the atrocities he has committed against humankind.		28
Atheists don't believe in your imaginary god, they also don't believe in satan, the imaginary enemy of your imaginary god. Do you know who believes in satan? christians and muslims.		26
A catholic church was destroyed by fire after a lightning strike. The archdiocese claimed on their insurance, the insurance company refused to payout on the policy as it was deemed to have been an act of god. Oh, the irony.		26
If kids got raped by clowns as often as kids get raped by preachers, it would be against the law to take children to the circus. Dan Savage.		26
Religious leaders have to get rid of the absurd belief that they are superior to other people.		26
"Religion is what happens when men want something they're not entitled to". A.A.I		26
It's a fact the Roman Catholic Church is a caring, compassionate, and loving church but only towards criminal priests, monks, and brutal bitches, aka nuns.		26
Catholics believe that they are blessed but in actual fact, they have been cursed, cursed to a life of servitude, and to make matters worse they have to pay the Catholic Church for the privilege of being cursed.		26
The Roman Catholic Church condemned other religions for having slaves whilst they themselves had slaves. The Church of England (Anglican Church) had slaves and made a fortune, individual bishops had their own slaves that made them wealthy. The British monarchy (head of the c of e) had three companies involved in the slave trade. The one thing that connects all of them is their holy book the bible. Because slavery is condoned in the bible. LEST WE FORGET.		26
The day will come when all of humanity will realize that religion is synonymous with evil.		26
Happy Yuletide everyone.		25
No theist satires the god he believes in and no atheist believes in the god he satires. Lord Byron		25
Hitler and Stalin were pro-lifers and banned abortion, yet each of them murdered millions of people. I wonder which religion ( the roman catholic church ) inspired them.		24
Pope innocent was guilty.		24
There are a few different types of nun, those that prefer to use a condom, those that use the contraceptive pill, those that use the morning after pill, those that prefer the withdrawal method, those that prefer the rhythm method, and those that go the whole nine months culminating in a virgin birth.		24
Religions are called faiths collectively because they believe something in absence of evidence - That's what it is! That's why it's called faith, otherwise, we'd call all religions evidence. But we don't for exactly that reason. Niel DeGrasse Tyson.		24
The Catholic Church has closed the holy healing waters of Lourdes due to the covid 19 virus. The irony is lost on them.		24
Associated Press. I deem deplorable the practice of so called surrogate motherhood, which represents a grave violation of dignity of the woman and child, based on the exploitation situations of the mothers material needs. Dope francis. As of going to press the virgin mary has not replied.		23
It is a "FACT" there indeed was a "LAST SUPPER" and thereafter it was called "DINNER".		23
WTF Bible verses... Anyone who strikes his father or his mother shall be surely put to death. Exodus 21:15		23
Trump the clown-in-chief of America is an outstanding Christian that Dope Francis will be so pleased to have as a role model for Christianity.		23
On the fourth day, God created the SUN!. If God created the sun on the fourth day how the fuck had four days passed. Carl Sagan		23
WTF Bible verses... I, the lord, will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters. Jeremiah 19:9		22
The Earth will breathe a sigh of relief when a stone from the last church falls on the head of the last priest.		22
WANTED FOR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY. "GOD" and his two accomplices Jesus Christ (aka) "GOD" and the Holy Spook (aka) "GOD". If you see these three don't try to approach as they are extremely dangerous.		22
Science in a religious school. Teacher, what causes thunder? It's caused by God being angry with boys and girls that have sinned. Teacher, how are babies made? God makes all babies of course. Here endeth the lesson.		22
It's a fact all priests, monks and nuns are celibate. But in name only.		22
If you hate gays because it says so in the bible that's not a reason to hate gays thats a reason to hate the bible.		22
The Bible, Quran and Torah religion for dummies.		22
Priests and other religious clerics are like ventriloquist dummies their lips move but it's their arseholes that do the talking.		21
The Roman Catholic Church in honor of their 1.2 billion followers past, present, and future is dedicating a holy day to them which will commence on April 1, 2021, and every year thereafter. Hallelujah.		21
I wonder if any Christians have complained about finding a bone in their cracker.		21
Donald Trump says he hasn't touched his face in weeks and is missing it. He's obviously getting his face confused with his arse.		21
Advice for the members of the priestcraft, pack up your dresses, silly fucking hats, crosses, beads, and your bullshit books and crawl back under the stones you have crawled out from under. And piss be with you all		21
Religion = money, money = power, power = domination. If you are told what to do, what to say and when to say it then you have been dominated, does this sound familiar. Will everyone stand, make the sign of the cross and repeat after me. In the name of the father etc.etc. If you identify yourself as doing this then you have been dominated.		21
There are Muslim parents demonstrating outside of a school because of a cartoon. I sincerely hope their children turn out to be better educated than their parents.		20
Three nuns walked into a stone church, you'd have thought one of them would have used the door.		20

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Religion is also misandristic, especially if you're a gay man (religion attacks gay men far more than lesbians, and religion restricts men more, especially on their sexuality).

Acid Krtiana

09/07/20
5:11am

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The high qualities that all christians must attain to be good catholics, as taught by the pope. They must be misogynists, homophobic, antisemitic and hate all of the LGBT community. Bless them all.

Or a gay male, Asian, 5'2", an atheist, misanthropist, etc.

I mean, God can be whatever you want him to be, right?

(God, religious people are gonna make me an igtheist)

Acid Krtiana

09/07/20
3:29am

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Heard from a reliable source God is black, lesbian and an atheist. Now, who would have thought?

I'd add Dr Shaym to the list.

Acid Krtiana

09/07/20
3:02am

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And the three men i admire the most. Charles Darwin, Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens.

True dat

Acid Krtiana

09/07/20
3:02am

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Priests, preachers and pastors and the rest of the religious fraternity all say. You will only get into heaven if you love your fellow man and in the next breath they say, you will not get into heaven if you reeeally love your fellow man. The religious are so used to practicing their sacred bigotry and holy hatred that they believe their disgusting behaviour is right.

You don't want to know.

Acid Krtiana

08/07/20
6:31pm

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What do priests, monks, and nuns do when their children turn out to be LGBTQ or heaven forbid WITCHES?

Big oof. Watch "Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums" by A perfect Circle to see what happens to people who are sheep.

Acid Krtiana

25/06/20
7:15pm

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The followers of the Catholic religion are told that they are part of a flock of sheep, and if one of the flock leaves the fold the Catholic church maintains that they haven't left but merely strayed from the path. A religion where the followers are thought of and treated like dumb animals.

I would rather masturbate than resist and be driven crazy; and plus it's fun

(I have no idea why I said this lol XD)

Acid Krtiana

25/06/20
7:14pm

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The catholic church teaches that it's a sin to masturbate it also says it's a sin to think about masturbating, is it therefore a sin to think that all priests regardless of there position in the catholic church, are all wankers.

Who knows? All I'm going to say, is that I personally am never going to take my children (if I do have them) to church to find out.

Acid Krtiana

25/06/20
7:09pm

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Some very important questions that every catholic should be asking themselves when they go to get their wafer on Sunday. Is it the priest giving you your wafer that has just recently arrived a pedophile? was it the one that has just recently left? or is it both?.

What? I had doubts that they were dumb, but this sealed the deal.

Acid Krtiana

25/06/20
7:07pm

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BREAKING NEWS: Christian archaeologists say they are close to discovering the chalice Mary was given when she gave birth to her son, they said that it will be easy to identify as it will be etched with the words, "It's a boy" with a line through boy and God written above it.

Lol. I am gay (not a lesbian, I'm a man), I'm perfectly fine with trans people, I like bisexuals, I don't want to have sex where no condoms are involved (I don't want HIV), I think the masturbate one is pretty obvious, fornication is pretty lit (after all, that's how I came to be), I don't hate women who have abortions (it's your body; and as long as you aren't doing it because your child is male or female, I'm perfectly fine with it), I don't hate women who use the morning after pill, and I don't eat fish on a Friday (though I do like fish). Oh, how they must hate me

Acid Krtiana

25/06/20
7:02pm

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Bless me Father for i have sinned. Tell me your sins my child?. I don't hate gays, i don't hate lesbians, i don't hate bisexuals and i don't hate transgenders.I have used condoms, i masturbate and i have fornicated. I don't hate women that have abortions and i certainly don't hate women that use the morning after pill. Oh and i don't eat fish on a friday.

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