top atheist quotes (total: 15978)
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Roger Phillips |
TRAVELER: God sure has been good to your fields, Mr. Farmer.
FARMER: You should see how he treated them when I wasn't around.
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Religion and science are enemies. One is a superstition; the other is a fact. One rests upon the false, the other upon the true. One is the result of fear and faith, the other of investigation and reason.― Robert G. Ingersoll |
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osirisnut |
An organized crime syndicate (The catholic church) has chastised an organized crime syndicate (The mafia). |
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osirisnut |
Priests and monks in long dresses, hate men in long dresses. What hypocrisy . |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Rational anti-God arguments are for atheist appreciation only, and by definition a waste of words on believers |
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The Atheist Apple |
"God: The all-powerful, all-knowing creator of the universe, who miraculously created everything that exists in all its glory. And hates gays." |
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osirisnut |
Given that there are a lot of pedophilia and other evil acts done by monks, nuns and priests, over the centuries, how many of them have been called a saint by the Roman Catholic Church?. |
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Harley Adams |
Religion teaches, Science educates. |
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osirisnut |
It is a well known fact that ghosts do not exist, everyone knows without a shadow of a doubt that they have never been here. Ghosts exist only when priests perform an exorcism on someone who is allegedly possessed by one. And they are debunked by psychiatrists that tell them the person is mentally ill. And yet the Catholic Church has a Holy one. |
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osirisnut |
Relgions are amongst the most wealthiest organizations on the planet, that have done nothing worthwhile ever, they are run by dodgy conmen in very expensive dresses {some in very expensive suits}.THE CON... If you give them your money that's important to them, and pray that's supposedly important to you and have lots of children that's also important to them for future payments and you will get to see God. So it's pay, pray and procreate and you will see God. THE STING... You will only ever see God when your dead. No one could ever be duped by that one, now could they? |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
The historic ascent of humanity, taken as a whole, may be summarized as a succession of victories of consciousness over blind forces: from nature, from society, from man himself and in spite of the blind ignorance of religion - L. Trotsky as modified by R. Metusi |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
When I grew up in the South, I was taught that segregation was the will of God, and the Bible was quoted to prove it. I was taught that women were by nature in inferior to men, and the Bible was quoted to prove it. I was taught that it was okay to hate other religions, and especially the Jews, and the Bible was quoted to prove it. - John Shelby Spong
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christian laurie |
If god is all knowing why does he even have Judgement Day since he made them he already knows whether they were going to hell or not, so its just a waste of time. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Organized religion is the school of hate ― Paul Monette |
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Paul (Desert Rat) |
Where did Noah get two kangaroos, when they are ONLY found in Australia, and the continent wasn't discovered until 1606?? |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
ALL gods are the product of Man. Man created gods, not the other way around.
Gods live in the imagination - in the mind - not in any dimension.
Even the feeblest of humans is infinitely more powerful than all the gods that have ever been known combined. |
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osirisnut |
The only SIGNS that you should be looking for in a church are. A for sale SIGN, A to let [may sell] SIGN. And a do not enter dangerous building demolition in progress SIGN. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Religion. The most successful protection racket ever devised. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
“Lighthouses are more helpful than churches.†– Benjamin Franklin (President)
"Shithouses are more useful than churches." – Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)*
* Have YOU ever found yourself bursting for a pray? |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I pray every day that ALL religion will soon be consigned to the history books. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Just think. Had they let Jesus go free instead of Barabbas, there would be no good reason for Christianity to exist today.
BASTARDS!!!! |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
If a lie is said loud enough and often enough, it will eventually be seen as truth. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Ugly confrontation and violence are the methods many theists resort to in order to protect the name of their particular "loving" god. |
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Paul Buttino |
It's TOTALLY reasonable to believe that an 850 yr old man, walked up a mountain alone, stayed there 40 days and nights, (without FOOD OR WATER) where he received 10 commandments from God. He then chiseled them onto two large stone tablets,and carried these HEAVY tablets down the mountain, where he told his people they are the word of God, that they MUST obey or be condemned after death, to be sent to a fiery hell, filled with demons, for all eternity! Can anyone else notice a LITTLE story embellishment here, or is it just ME...?? |
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Logan Mullan |
If you use a holy book to justify hurting someone who has done nothing to you, who is really the evil one |
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Noah James |
God is like Santa Claus, but the parents forgot to tell their kids that he doesn't exist. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
There is no God and we are his prophets.― Cormac McCarthy |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
There's no lower age limit for brainwashing. It begins with the Christening of howling protesting babies. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
I can see no evidence of beneficient design, or indeed design of any kind, in the details. - Charles Darwin
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
Faith confuses hope with reality. The faithful become dangerous when they insist that others share their confusion. |
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osirisnut |
Religions are organizations predominantly for people that are incapable of thinking for themselves. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
The clothes have no emperor. ― Stewart Elliott Guthrie, |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
I look up to heaven only when I want to sneeze. ― Ivan Turgenev
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Enoch Author (admin) |
If knowledge is my God, doubt would be my religion. - Kedar Joshi
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Shit is a more onerous theological problem than is evil. Since God gave man freedom, we can, if need be, accept the idea that He is not responsible for man's crimes. The responsibility for shit, however, rests entirely with Him, the creator of man. ― Milan Kundera, The Unbearable Lightness of Being |
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Jed King |
In the unlikely event that God stands before me on a so-called 'Judgement Day',
He, She or 'It' is going to need one hell of a Counsel for its Defence. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I do know this much. This universe is at least 13,000,000,000 years older than Man and Man is older than gods. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
As to Science, she has never sought to ally herself to civil power. She has never attempted to throw odium or inflict social ruin on any human being. She has never subjected anyone to mental torment, physical torture, least of all to death, for the purpose of upholding or promoting her ideas. She presents herself unstained by cruelties and crimes.― John William Draper, |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
I don’t believe in God. How can I say the Pledge of Allegiance if I don’t believe in God? How can I spend our American currency which pledges “In God We Trust?†How can I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, so help me God? Answer: I can’t. ― Michael Ian Black |
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carlton sumsion |
Gods' are Man's need for an Alpha male. A need left over from our ape ancestry. |
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carlton sumsion |
Science is for the informed. Religion is for the deluded. |
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carlton sumsion |
I require no blackmail to be moral. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
And the wind shall say: "Here were decent godless people:
Their only monument the asphalt road
And a thousand lost golf balls. T.S. Eliot |
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Roger Phillips |
It should be a felony to threaten a seven year old child with eternal torture in fire. |
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Frederick the Great, King of Prussia |
Christianity… is an old metaphysical fiction, stuffed with fables, contradictions and absurdities: it was spawned in the fevered imagination of the Orientals, and then spread to our Europe, where some fanatics espoused it, where some intriguers pretended to be convinced by it and where some imbeciles actually believed it. Attributed in "The West and the Rest", by Niall Ferguson, Penguin 2011 (Kindle edition). |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
God is an hypothesis, and, as such, stands in need of proof: the onus probandi rests on the theist.†― Percy Bysshe Shelley |
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Mr X |
What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof. |
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Jed King 2003 |
Your 'Mind' is the most precious possession you will ever have. If you can't be bothered to use it yourself, the priest will sneak inside your head and use it on your behalf. |
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Mr X |
how can such patriarchal, intolerant religions be upheld and supported in this day and age... |
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Mr X |
by calling yourself an atheist you have walked straight into religion's trap. |
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EA Miller |
Catholic TV show on EWTN:
“How could you enjoy Heaven knowing family members and friends are suffering in Hell?â€
-question from studio audience
“Just because the family outcast can’t make it to a celebration, doesn’t mean you should enjoy it any less.â€
-TV priest and host of the show
“In other words, to Hell with them, let’s party!â€
-Me
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Gwendolyn Gwynn |
Faith holds the mind prisoner behind bars which are unseen, yet stronger than steel. |
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Gwendolyn Gwynn |
Know that we live in a natural world and that mother nature herself is our creator. Accept with certainty the falsifiability of these things, as with many others which you will find you have been beguiled. |
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Gwendolyn Gwynn |
One who chooses to reject science with a closed mind, resigns oneself to ignorance and ridicule. One who accepts science with an open mind, will not only share the exhilaration of discovery, but inherit a universe to explore. |
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Gwendolyn Gwynn |
Education is the genesis of understanding, but both fools and those of faith fear knowledge, ignore true, shun the wise and despise reason, for any one of these will shatter their cherished dreams and expose their grand delusions.
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Gwendolyn Gwynn |
Claiming darkness is light,drinking blood, human sacrifice, cannibalism, mutilation of children, animal sacrifice, ritual torture... These are the people who wish to save us all from the sins of eating well, or admiring someone we find attractive.
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EA Miller |
Whenever I hear priests, pastors, imams, or rabbis speak, all I hear is narrow-minded ignorance spewing hatred toward those who don't follow their beliefs. |
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Gwendolyn Gwynn |
It is to meet another rational mind which brings us joy, and we are cheerful, for this is our brother or sister; born of the same mother, nature herself. |
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Gwendolyn Gwynn |
If a man seems religious, heed not his advice nor seek his consult, for he has deceived his own mind through faith and will readily attempt to deceive yours. His faith is as any other, goofy. |
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Gwendolyn Gwynn |
As a possessor of knowledge, use it with acuity; for knowledge in the absence of reason is vile.
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