top atheist quotes (total: 15978)
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| Halifins (youtube) |
How can paradise be without grief when you know billions of souls has been condemned to eternal damnation? |
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| unknown |
If I am right, then religious fundamentalists will not go to Heaven, because there is no Heaven. If they are right, then they will not go to Heaven, because they are hypocrites. |
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| Anonymous |
Traveller: God has been mighty good to your fields, Mr. Farmer.
Farmer: You should have seen how he treated them when I wasn't around.
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| Anonymus |
The religion of one age is the literary entertainment of the next. |
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| Madalyn Murray O'Hair |
An atheist loves himself and his fellow man instead of a god. An atheist knows that heaven is something for which we should work now, here on earth, for all men together to enjoy. |
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| Chaz Bufe (The American Heretic's Dictionary) |
Atheist: A person to be pitied in that he is unable to believe things for which there is no evidence, and who has thus deprived himself of a convenient means of feeling superior to others. |
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| Neil Hurle |
Most people would risk their own lives to save a stranger from a burning building. How strange that they imagine a god who is unwilling to do the same, even with no risk to himself. |
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Robert G. Ingersoll |
The God of hell should be held in loathing, contempt and scorn. A god who threatens eternal pain should be hated, not loved; cursed, not worshipped. A heaven presided over by such a god must be below the meanest hell. |
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| Catholic School Kindergartner to Teacher |
"I have one question for you, 'Who created God?'" |
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| Neil Hurle |
If there is a god, and he knows everything in our minds, then atheists have absolutely nothing to fear. Why? Because we're just using our common sense... or is that a sin as well? |
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Friedrich Nietzsche |
The Christian resolution to find the world ugly and bad has made the world ugly and bad. |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
God & religion are nothing more than a comfort blanket against an exsistential reality. |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
Like space reality is so strange it cannot be fully comprehended by the human mind, it is un-graspable. Logic cannot make sense of it either thus the hole is attempted to be filled by religion & god. |
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| Longinus |
The brave actively welcome challenge to their beliefs, the cowards resort to feeling criticism as insulting. |
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| Larry Banks |
A child of a virginal birth is unbelieveable. |
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| Joe O |
If God knew that Jesus would rise up and spend eternity with him and Jesus knew that he was going home to God...why was it a big deal that he died for us? It was a win win for them. |
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| Ian Thorpe |
We must prove all facts, why is relgion an excuse? |
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| Bill Hicks |
The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love. That's the message we're brought up with, isn't it? Believe or die! "Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options.
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| sullyism |
Kids who have imaginary friends are cute; adults with imaginary friends are pathetic. |
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| Ray Gilbert |
"Christians are only christians, not because they know what they believe, but because they don't believe what everyone else knows." |
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| Trudy Lujon |
Becoming an atheist makes you feel like the only sane one in the lunatic asylum. All around you people are talking about invisible friends, imaginary places and how they have a ghost living somewhere behind their eyes that never dies! |
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| Rene Descartes |
If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things. |
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Esiah Zakite |
I wonder if that female suicide bomber is with Allah now, picking out her 72 virgins in paradise? Islam is under attack by the crusaders from... erm, Islam. |
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| Anon |
Humans need god the same way that fish need aeroplanes |
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| reverendMANSON |
"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."
-George Carlin- |
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| reverendMANSON |
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. |
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| Tony Provenzano |
We don't just need "seperation of church and state", what we truly need, is seperation of church and planet! |
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| Woody Allen (1935-) |
"Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday." |
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Alan Harvey |
If God is aware of suffering but chooses not to act, he's hardly what you'd call a good Samaritan! |
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"To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin."
–Cardinal Bellarmine, 1615, during the trial of Galileo |
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| Richard A. Weatherwax |
"You do not need the bible to justify love, but no better tool has been invented to justify hate.". |
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| Prof Uri Nassol |
What's the difference between the pope and a voodoo witch doctor? None. Just two very different people proving how equally deluded all humans can be. |
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Baron von Knifty |
If praying actually worked the government would control it.
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| Godfrey Zoan |
What is the meaning of life? Stupid question. Makes as much sense as "What is the meaning of gravity?". It just is. The only thing that gives it any "meaning" is that it is mind-bogglingly rare and very, very short... oh, and don't waste your time deluding yourself it can last forever if you believe in fairytales. |
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dan barker |
The next time believers tell you that 'separation of church and state' does not appear in our founding document, tell them to stop using the word 'trinity.' The word 'trinity' appears nowhere in the bible. Neither does Rapture, or Second Coming, or Original Sin. If they are still unfazed by this, then add Abortion, Afterlife, Atheism, Apostasy, Bible, Cardinal, Christmas, Christianity, Catholic, Catechism, Capitalism, Chastity, Conservative, Capital Punishment, (Liberal is in), Deity, Divinity, Dogma, Dead Sea, Doubting Thomas, Democracy, Education, Excommunication, Ethics, Epiphany, Eucharist, Evangelical, Fairness, Fundamentalist, Funeral, Golden Rule, Good Friday, Homosexual, Infallibility, Incarnation, Immaculate Conception, Lesbian, Logic, Lord's Prayer, Monogamy, Moral, Morality, Methodist, Monotheism, Missionary, Omniscience, Penance, Purgatory, Pornography, Patriotism, Pope, Republic, Sunday School, Sermon, Supernatural Transcendence, Theology, Transubstantiation or Unpardonable Sin.
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Navneeth D |
God is just an entity to keep humans on the right path.People forget the right path but believe God. |
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| Jack Pritchard |
Atheist: Why is there a name for a person who does not believe in a God?
I don't believe in the tooth fairy or Santa Claus or that there is a teacup orbiting the Sun either. Is there a name for that as well? |
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| Susan B. Anthony |
I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires. |
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| Ed Krebs |
The World is divided into armed camps ready to commit genocide just because we can't agree on whose fairy tales to believe.
In the end, Religion will kill us all.
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| Lucy Stewart |
I can only apologise for the fact that i require some kind of evidence before i will accept the possibility of such an extraordinary claim!! |
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| Dr. Londres (Cowboy Bebop - Anime) |
Tell me, why do you think people believe in God? Because they want to. It's not easy living in such an ugly and corrupt world. There is no certainty and nothing to hope for. People are lost, so they reach out. Don't you get it? God didn't create humans. No, it's humans who created God. |
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Robert G. Ingersoll |
The churches have no confidence in each other. Why? Because they are acquainted with each other. |
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| Stephen J Gould |
There are no moral messages in nature. |
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Woody Allen |
"Not only is God dead, but just try to find a plumber on weekends." |
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Nicholette Touchstone |
Telling an atheist "god will send you to hell" is literally the same thing as telling any adult "Santa will put you on the naughty list." we all know that doesn't really happen and that the big guy with the beard isn't real. |
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Carlos Mora |
Religious people are blind , deaf and ......... talk too much . |
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Yashashwi Sidharth |
If you really want to pray someone then pray yourself because you are sure that you exist and only you yourself can change your own life. |
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Yashashwi Sidharth |
Science and religion both have the same purpose, to make human life better. But the difference is that Science teaches us to open our eyes and religion orders us to close them. |
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Davo Yumpus |
God, through Moses, saved a few hundred Jews by parting The Red Sea yet did nothing to stop Hitler murdering 6 MILLION Jews.
So,... Either God is a sick asshole or only one of these stories is true :)
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Baron von Knifty |
Ignore those who get their backbone from a wishbone.
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EA Miller |
Is there a better way to get people to follow your ridiculous rules than to have them attached to an all-powerful god in your magic fairy-tale book? |
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EA Miller |
A firefighter out on a single rescue mission saves more lives than the conglomeration of all the gods who were ever written about. |
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EA Miller |
Watching a mega-church pastor wearing an expensive, tailor-made suit, who drives luxury cars, and lives in a mansion discussing the importance of spirituality over worldly possessions is the absolute height of hypocrisy. |
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EA Miller |
The power of prayer is vastly overrated, but the power of chocolate sure isn’t! |
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EA Miller |
If you are using mythological gods as your life’s compass, you are truly lost. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Those who talk about needing life's compass have no idea how to navigate with a map.
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Question: Which came first, God or the chicken?
Answer: Well, seeing as the chicken came before Man, obviously it's the chicken. |
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Akanyang Canine |
Religion Programs Minds For Easy Population Control. Atheism Deprograms Minds Because We Care About Freedom. |
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Akanyang Canine |
That Awkward Moment When A Religious Person Says They're Going To Sleep. |
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Pat Simons |
Those who would break down the barriers between church and state always imagine their own tribe in charge, and making the rules for everyone else. What they should be doing is imagining the tribe they dislike most having control over their lives. The second scenario, will definitely be someone's reality. |
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