top atheist quotes (total: 15978)
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Josef Josef |
Religion is good for spineless individuals who cannot face their problems on their own without asking guidance from their video game boss. |
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Baron von Knifty |
The only place in the entire universe where truth can survive is within the reasoning mind.
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
A GOOD book can open doors, open eyes and open hearts. But there are also BAD books that close minds. |
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| Unknown |
It's better to burn in hell than to worship the monster who created it. |
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| Katharine Hepburn |
I'm an atheist, and that's it. I believe there's nothing we can know except that we should be kind to each other and do what we can for people. |
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| AZAD KURDI |
DEAR GOD, COULD YOU PLEASE EITHER GIVE YOUR BELIEVERS BETTER EVIDENCE OR TELL THEM TO F**K OFF. |
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| June VanDerMark |
There's something "magical" about religion. It's called fantasy! |
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| Dean Andre Wallschlaeger |
If none of us fear where we were before birth, then why should we fear where we are going after death? |
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| MadCandy |
Faith is to christians
As
Common sense is to athiests |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Celebrate Christmas the old-fashioned way: witch burning, heretic hanging, Inquisitions, holy wars and crusades.
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| Unknown |
If there were a god "it" would have no interest in us. Does it matter to us what the ants think? |
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| Ayden Fryda |
Christians quoting the Bible to prove gods existence is like a child showing you Christmas card's to prove Santa is real. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
The whole aspect of circumcision for religious purposes is decidedly hypocritical as Man, according to the scriptures was supposedly created by God in God's image.
Does this mean that God himself has been circumcised? Or, if God designed the prepuce and thought it a not-so-good bug in the system, did he then issue an update via Moses informing him of this?
Here's a little more food for thought for the appropriate theists to ponder.
If God HAS been circumcised, then who carried out the circumcision?
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| Andy Rooney |
I would be more willing to accept religion,even if I didnt beieve it,if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I know by experience that it does not.. |
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| Unknown |
I don't believe in god and the hereafter, I believe in man and the hear and now, |
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| KidsWithoutGod.com |
I'm getting a bit old for imaginary friends. |
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| Unknown |
"God made me an Atheist, who are you to question his wisdom" |
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| Robert Green Ingersoll |
In all ages hypocrites, called priests, have put crowns upon the heads of thieves, called kings. |
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Arthur C. Clarke |
Religion may have been a necessary evil, but why did it have to be more evil than necessary? |
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| Lisa Simpson |
"Prayer, the last resort of a scoundrel." |
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| Edgar Allan Poe |
All religion is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Science is god, and the the only proveable one.
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| Unknown |
Q: What is the worst book you've ever read?
A:The Bible. The imagery was unnecessarily morbid, the plot was full of holes, and the characters were unbelievable. |
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| Mike Foley |
The idea that an omnicient god could only achieve satisfaction by demanding the complete worship and slave-like obedience of flawed, tiny humans is like believing that an itellegent person could go into his backyard, begin stomping and yelling at the ants, and be forever contented by the sense of power it gives him. |
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| Painshock |
People use the term "God-fearing". Why should I fear God if I'm not afraid of Hans & Gretel nor The Ugly Duckling? |
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| Edward Garcia |
A christian lies, and says he doesn't, because he has sinned... An athiest lies because he's smart, and knows, there is no sin. |
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| Flying Spaghetti Monster |
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is divine, omniscient, omnipotent and omnipresent. It cares for the humans created by It, and will bless any people willing to embrace It, so long as they accept It into their hearts, and love It for all their might.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster does not force people to join It and Pasta Heaven, but they, the unbelievers of Flying Spaghetti Monster, will eventually be going to the buttering depths of hell and join Lasagna because of their false gods.
Repent to It and The Lord will pull you to his heaven of pasta and sauce, otherwise you will be condemned, and bask in olive oil for eternity.
Come thy child, accept my noodly appendages and be enlightened. Ramen.
~Flying Spaghetti Monster |
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| Jarret Moore |
i dont get why you believe in a book that was been edited then edited some more then the kings picked out there best parts then edited it again then translated from a dead language edited again then translated again and you called me stupid |
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| Fact.not.faith |
To believe in both democracy and Christianity is essentially contradictory. You cannot possibly believe in freedom of choice while at the same time blindly doing what others tell you out of fear. |
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| Unknown |
What the Religious fail to understand is that we don't want to spend five minutes with
them,let alone eternity. |
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| jeff heiman |
no god worth worshipping would care what i called it or if i believed in it. any god worth worshipping would only judge me on how i act, how i treat other living creatures, and how i care for my body, my community, and my ecosystem.
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| Unknown |
Thinkers try to complete the jigsaw and Believers throw around the pieces and cry. |
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| NoGods4Me |
Dear Theists,
We'll stop caring what you believe in...just as soon as what you believe in stops influencing the decisions of those in power, thereby affecting our lives. Negatively, I might add.
Yours truly,
Atheists |
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| Jeffrey Webber |
I find no idea more frightening than the notion that a person can be convicted of thought-crime. I shudder to think that there are those who fervently wish this to be true. |
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| August Berkshire |
It is true that throughout history, most people believed in at least one god. However, popularity does not change anything in fact. After all, most people believed the earth was the center of the universe. |
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| Unknown |
Feel free to put all your hopes and dreams into a fairy tale. That's a life well wasted. |
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| Carel Liebenberg |
Jeff Walker. If god loves us all why don't you just go and pray or play with your imaginary friend and leave us free thinking stronger minded people alone to be loved? Oh wait god loves us regardless but then he doesn't believe in atheists and will probably smite us for not believing in him. The definition of faith: Confident belief in the truth, value, or trustworthiness of a person, idea, or thing. 2. Belief that does not rest on logical proof or material evidence. God or not, no one calls me a sheep. So be a good little lamb and run along now before you lose the blind herd now and leave the wolves to think  |
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| Franz Raphael Ferriols |
In my country, (Philippines) The Roman Catholic church is one of the highest stock holders of big companies, which computes to billions of pesos worth in shares. Not a single peso of that money goes to any organization the help the poor. |
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Walter Fernandez |
"God works in mysterious ways" is code for God doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. |
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| Clint Murphy |
Instead of being" born again" why not just grow up? |
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| Chase Peddicord |
So according to Christianity, people like Ghandi and Albert Einstein are in hell right now... yeah, that doesn't sit well with me. |
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| NoGods4Me |
Islam is nothing more than the bastard spawn of Judaism and Christianity. It takes all the outdated batshit craziness of both and tries to apply them to daily life in a modern world. |
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| Stywekak |
So the supposed creator af all chose a tiny minority of ancient desert dwellers called the Hebrews to reveal himself..if you believe that you will believe anything.. |
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| Unknown |
What's dumber than a christian ? answer : two christians . |
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| Riley finch |
if one person has an imaginary friend they are crazy, however if many people have the same imaginary friend its a religion |
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| sagar |
The word LIE sits right in the middle of the word BELIEVE
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| Clint Murphy |
"god works in mysterious ways" so does my fucking car. So let's all go worship Henry Ford |
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| Nkululeko Ntshona |
Faith is the last thing you hold on to when all scientific evidence has proven you wrong. |
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| Clint Murphy |
God may not be real but the harm created by those who believe is. |
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| Unknown |
'Religion is holding humanity back' |
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