top atheist quotes (total: 15978)
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bible --jeremiah 8:10 |
"Prophets and priests are frauds...... every last one of them." |
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Alex |
You can pray as much as you like on your death bed to god but your still going to die!! Your god wont prevent it. Atleast Atheists have no delusions about this. |
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Unknown |
If not believing in god is a religion, then not playing tennis is a sport. |
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NoGods4Me |
A theist telling me that their god will smite me for being an atheist is like a child telling me that the big bad wolf will huff and puff and blow my house down. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
And the Evolutionist sayeth of the Creationists:
"Darwin forgive them, for they knoweth not what they are talking about." |
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Philip White |
Studing religion is the best turn off for religion |
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A rabbi in Milwaukee, WI, speaking at a NARAL mtg |
People who think they know what God is thinking are dangerous. |
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Hugo Boss |
If there is a god he has certainly perfected the art of ignoring you and your problems.. |
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Unknown |
Nobody can prove that god exists, therefore nobody can prove that he doesn't exist. I can't prove that unicorns don't exist but I'm pretty sure they don't. I think we are at better odds to say something doesn't exist if we have no proof of its existence. |
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Somebody from South Africa |
Religion is like a penis, if you have it, please don't haul it out and wave it about and please don't force it down childrens' throats. |
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Ernesto Acuna |
I'd rather spend an eternity in hell than bow down to such a sadistic god |
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Allan Osborne |
I find it difficult to be a fan of any God who thinks he has become such a big star that he no longer needs to perform live. |
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DVS |
Most people believe in god because they think they are supposed to. Like offering a guest a beverage. |
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Jonas Sætre |
God and Santa Claus are very similar, Both of them is always watching you, if you been good or bad, The main difference that Santa Claus gives you a new chance every year.
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Alessandro Ferro |
I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees. |
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THE MINIMEN |
Religion is responsible for the removal of doubt, and for that reason alone should be ridiculed and mocked. |
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Christopher Hitchens |
Who are your favorite heroines in real life? The women of Afghanistan, Iraq, and Iran who risk their lives and their beauty to defy the foulness of theocracy |
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ShumbaRules |
I just want to know the truth,religion has been lying to me my whole life |
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Quote from Facebook page |
Albert Einstein. It was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious convictions, a lie which is being systematically repeated. I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Atheist-Quotes/157625300937988 |
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Ken Sorce |
If the true intention of the prison rehabilitation progams were to rehabilitate prisoners back into useful members of society, why in the world would churches be sending them bibles? How dumb is mankind anyway? |
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Nim |
Religious people and donkey's: A donkey is a simple creature it would follow a carrot on a stick, but it is still capable, even with its most basic of intellect of determining when there is no carrot. |
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Greg McKirkson |
Just think about it... I believe in science and reason... and you believe in talking snakes and mass-murdering deities. |
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United atheist alliance |
So you dismiss all other religions as crazy and think only you are right? Well why do you think it's a sin for me not to believe. |
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Isabel Ramirez |
"The greatest flaw in organized religion is that it is organized by power hungry, self righteous, selfish, corrupt individuals and their interpretation of God." |
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Richard Dawkins |
Hey, Let's face it. A world without religion doesn't have a prayer. |
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Roger Arias (Houston Texas) |
Most people don't believe in god, Their just affraid to admit it. |
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Shara Hamshar |
If there is a God, he will understand why I quit believing in him. |
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NoGods4Me |
Everyone is entitled to their own opinions...but not to their own facts! |
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Stuart Bushell |
God is just Father Christmas for adults. |
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Eric S. of FL. |
If Atheism is a religion, then baldness is a hair color. |
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Evel Knievel |
Religion is for the weak and feable minded. |
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Baron von Knifty |
A country starving to death and you show up with fucking bibles?
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George Carlin |
That should be "the prayers I offer to Joe Pesci", and not the Sun. It comes from his riff on "Religion is Bullshit." |
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Darwinian |
The Universe looks and behaves exactly as it would if there were no god.
http://www.atheistsheaven.com |
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Duff |
Religion; A device which renders otherwise intelligent people stupid. |
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Diane Fadden |
Blind belief in a myth, does not make it real. |
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Baron von Knifty |
GOD DOES EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in your deluded brain! |
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Baron von Knifty |
The deeper the faith, the deeper the hate.
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Ivan Ratoyevsky |
In the Haitian earthquake a church collapsed killing all those inside. Where was god? seems praying didn't help much did it? And please don't insult my intelligence by saying god moves in mysterious ways. |
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Baron von Knifty |
Church graveyards always puzzle me. People praying over acres of human remains that dead people no longer occupy. That’s like loving eggs but praying, after breakfast, to the egg shells.
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Pete Shaw |
I don't worry that people believe in God. I worry that they are the same people running the country. |
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Alternative Freedom |
Your belief in God is merely an escape from your monotonous,stupid and cruel life. Jiddu Krishnamurti |
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Stump Parrish |
Freedom of religion should also mean freedom from religion. |
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K. Hatcher |
religious people base their beliefs on what they HEAR and not what they SEE...(clearly)...so I ask you this...whos really the blind one? |
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Rabboleth |
To say that you cannot be good without God is to admit that you require adult supervision. |
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Steve Tatner |
Talking snakes, burning bushes that speak, people that fly around with wings on their backs, strolling about on water,floating up to heaven? floating back down again, big boats that carry lots of livestock (in two's), large expanses of water that part bizarrely when approached, creating a universe in seven days, Do they really defend that stuff as true? |
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Anon. |
If money is the root of all evil, why do churches keep begging for it? |
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Unknown |
If God created me in his image, why aren't I invisible? |
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At Man |
I have no need of the religious fix in order to face reality as it is. Reality as it is, is far far more incredible than anything humans could even begin to invent. Humans just hate mystery because they cannot control it. |
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http://twitter.com/Atheist_Girl_15 |
As an atheist I am asked "What if your wrong?" I ask back 'What if YOUR wrong, Zeus could be real, then we are all screwed!" |
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Pat Simons |
Some of the things I dislike most about organized religion are the people who do the organizing. |
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Pat Simons |
Religions do not encourage doubt, and yet if a thing is true you can doubt it all you want, and it will be the thing you come back to. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
"Only fools believe that THEIR god is the answer and not mine." Any Theist. |
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EA Miller |
Religious texts make enemies of people who might otherwise be your friends. |
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EA Miller |
Priests, Pastors, Imams, and Rabbis:
Peddlers of myth and perpetuators of dangerous cults
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EA Miller |
Any system of belief that requires certain members (priests, nuns) to abstain from natural biological urges (sex) for a life time is in no position to advise or criticize another person's sexuality. |
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EA Miller |
As the most advanced being in the universe, the god of the bible should welcome a thorough examination of “his word†to prove that it is genuine and flawless. Yet for some reason, he promotes “blind faith†over any type of examination of the “good book.†|
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Pat Simons |
The evangelical preachers talk about their loving Jesus and the glorious afterlife, but they crave nothing so much as power and wealth in this world. Power few groups would be more ill-equipped to exercise. |
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EA Miller |
If indeed an empathetic, loving god ran the universe, it would undoubtedly display significantly better moral character than the god portrayed in the bible. |
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Pat Simons |
Science does not expect me to take anything on faith, or threaten me with eternal damnation if I don't. |
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