top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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Ricardo Ferrari |
If only fallacies were a sin... |
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Ricardo Ferrari |
Every religion has the same probability of being true, another god could have made your holy book look real to test your faith. |
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lee branson |
if you can't take criticism from something you believe in then don't give criticism for something you don't believe in. the door swings both ways, careful you don't get hit. |
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Aleksandar Sretenovic |
Religion is the most powerful way of control, used so frequently that is hard to imagine slavery existed without it.Cause, at the end, willing obedience always beats forced obedience. |
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Larry Crooks |
I have never talked to a god
Witnessed a ghost
Been abducted by an alien
Nor shook hands with any devil.
Of the 4 I believe only the 3rd one to be possible.
LDC 2012 |
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Jordan Moreno |
You can try to convince yourself there is a god that loves you and protects you; whether it be for social acceptance, phycological comfort, lack of figures, etc. But at the end of the day, I know you'll look both ways before crossing the street. |
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Billy Shellman |
If god did exist (highly unlikely) and he were omnipotent and omniscient, why would he give a single shit about something as trivial as someone's sexual preference? |
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Ricardo Ferrari |
Any religion will lose X believers if it doesn't have afterlife.
X = 100% |
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Ricardo Ferrari |
If the bible proves creation, Pokemon proves evolution. |
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john selvidge |
Through observation I contend that god has an excellent gig. If there is a bad accident where some die and some are injured, god gets no blame but the injured will thank him for not being among the dead |
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liam wratten |
why live your life based upon stories written down in a book thousands of years ago by a random bloke that no one knows? wheres your evidence? |
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liam wratten |
so many different religions in the world, all of which contradict each other. so which one is right then? |
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| Unknown |
I like christ, I dont like christians, they are so unlike christ. |
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| Robert Merrigan |
Nature is what it is, don't make it something it is not. |
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| Dr. Delicious |
Trying to prove god wrong is equivalent to saying there are ghost out there that cant be detected by anything. Just because not everyone can prove him wrong doesn't mean he's there. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
There is and has been far more aggression shown and performed in the name of religion than there ever has been shown or performed by nonbelievers. |
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| June VanDerMark |
How silly is it to believe that the other group's religion has been corrupted, but your own religion is the real deal?
When it pertains to fantasy ... the real deal was and always will be ... fantasy, and fantasy can't go beyond itself. |
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| Tracie Harris ~ ACA |
"If I could stop a person from raping a child, I would. That's the difference between me and your god." |
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Jack Coates |
Religion will be as stupid to us in 100 years as witch craft is to us now. |
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| Dr Gregory House |
If religious people could be reasoned with, there would be no religious people. |
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| Unknown |
The difference between atheists and theists is that atheists are able to accept death. |
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| J.C Wills |
A great number of people will never Deny their religious beliefs, reality is just too painful for them. So they close their eyes hold themselves tight and say over and over: I'm going to live forever, I'm going to live forever. |
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| Sarah |
If you insulted his kid he would
Beat you up but if you insulted
His religion he would murder you
Religion is the only cause of
hatred in Our world. |
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| Unknown |
If no one told you about god, would you believe in him? |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I feel I must apologise for the bad spells of WHETHER we've been having recently.
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| Me :) |
"So, you believe in God, and you think he is all mighty and powerful? What kind of a god would allow such horrors to be placed on Earth? Either 'God' isn't as powerful as you believe, or he is sadistic, and wants us to suffer. If it's the latter then why are we praising him?" |
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| Unknown |
“One of the truly bad effects of religion is that it teaches us that it is a virtue to be satisfied with not understanding.â€
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| Samuel Clemens |
A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows |
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| Voltaire |
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
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| Clint Murphy |
“One of the truly bad effects of religion is that it teaches us that it is a virtue to be satisfied with not understanding.â€
― Richard Dawkins, The God Delusion
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| Clint Murphy |
Those bastards are still hanging Christmas lights on power poles with my tax money but somehow I am oppressing them? |
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| Clint Murphy |
Ignorance and superstition is the real reason for the season. |
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| Unknown |
If belief in your god requires only faith, then you don't need logic, do you? |
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| thought of it on the spot |
The concept of death cannot be acutatley compared to being alive because death only can be processes by alive people. The moral is to not live as though you are dead. |
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| Mahatma Ghandi |
I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ. |
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| Optimist. |
Forget Doomsday and prepare to welcome the glorious New Year cheerfully and charitably. |
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| Evolved |
Where was the all powerful, all knowing god when the innocent children were being slaughtered at Sandy Hook elementary school? Maybe he was getting his rocks off perving on his servant paedophile priests and their favorite activity. |
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| Unknown |
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day -- Teach a man to fish and he'll be drunk at the lake every weekend. |
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| Sexy |
God is dumb. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Excommunication is the same as being issued a restraining order against Tinker Bell.
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
If it is to be believed that the world ends on December 21st, all the best brains and the deepest thinkers, will (according to the theists) be consigned to Hell and all the thickos who believe in a THEIR particular god will end up in a hell of their own choosing. |
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| Timothy pushor |
My mom told me to never believe in imaginary friends so why do they get to? |
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| Klaas |
There is no god but if there were one I would hunt him down and throw rocks in his face for being such a sadistic asshole...thats my two cents worth lets hear yours. |
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| Timmy g |
If people put as much effort in being humane and decent as they do religious wars it would be a far better world for everyone |
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| thereisawayjose |
"In god we trust ".... " trust but verify " |
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| ashok varma |
where knowledge spreads,god disappears. |
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| NoGods4Me |
Christians get their panties in a twist when we remind them that their holiday isn't the only one celebrated this time of year...and it isn't even the original "reason for the season"...the Winter Solstice is!! |
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| osirisnut |
The little charitable work the catholic church does is a smoke screen for all the evil it does. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
"Why not women bishops?"
Frankie Boyle (The Sun) writes:
"The Church of England have voted against female bishops. Opponents argue that this issue is a lot more complicated than it seems and they certainly don't have time to explain it to a lot of women.
"I've done everything I can to campaign for women in the Church. Whenever I play chess I insist on making tiny breasts from Blu Tack and attaching them to my bishops.
"Why not women bishops? If I'm to be told a fairy story, I'd prefer it to come from someone who looks like my mum." |
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| Quote from Facebook page |
So next time someone tells me they believe in God, I’ll say “Oh which one? Zeus? Hades? Jupiter? Mars? Odin? Thor? Krishna? Vishnu? Ra?…” If they say “Just God. I only believe in the one God,” I’ll point out that they are nearly as atheistic as me. I don’t believe in 2,870 gods, and they don’t believe in 2,869. (Ricky Gervais)
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Atheist-Quotes/157625300937988 |
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