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Arthur Schopenhauer "Religions are like glow worms: they need darkness in order to shine. A certain degree of general ignorance is the condition for the existence of any religion, the element in which alone it is able to live."
Gilker Kimmel You can lead a person to reason but you can't make them think.
KYLE There is no logic or reason in religion. A religious man can lead a life of sin full of rape, stealing and murder. Then on his death bed ask for forgiveness from god and go to heaven. On the other hand, an atheist man could be a good person; had good morals and was nice to people etc. But when he dies he gets sent to hell where he will spend an eternity burning. Hmm.
Alex Jack, the thing you DON'T GET is that hell is a Christian concept. Atheists don't believe in the idea of Hell, Satan, Heaven or God.
Baron von Knifty Evidentally, the only requirement needed to prove a god is to simply intimidate others to believe there is.
Unknown It's probably God's will that I am an atheist
Diane Fadden Diane Fadden One doesn't need an imaginary friend to have a purpose or meaning in life. Life has whatever purpose you wish for it.
Will Evo Will Evo God loves me, so he decided to send me to hell.
Baron von Knifty There is a definite driving force behind religion, but no one behind the wheel.
ANDY THE ATHEIST There is no evidence for life after death, but death after life is a certainty
Robert D Dangoor religion brings man closer to God...but separates man from man
Jonathan Chow I used to believe that religion was real, because it gave me a sense of comfort, the lie of salvation.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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And so Adam lay with Eve and nine months later brought forth a son and then later a daughter. Mmmmmmm. Sounds very much like a bit of incest could be in the offing. Still, at least they didn't have ALL sons.
Diane Fadden Diane Fadden So god looks at his sons gathered around him; Mithra, Attis, Krishna, Horus, Jesus, then says,"ok, who wants to go first?"
stentar I was told from an early age that the tooth fairy existed, but I did not really believe it, apart from the evidence of my tooth disappearing from under my pillow.
Which is just about 100% more evidence for the existence of god.
June VanDerMark Missionaries are blinded by their own inability to understand that they have beliefs, and that beliefs do not guarantee that the believers know truth.
Baron von Knifty Science has given us a better life in just two hundred years than religion has in two thousand years.
Jesus H Christ LOL @ Michael, the godbot....I don't love you, dude, I feel sorry for you. You are just delusional. On April 1st I will point and LOL @ you poor fools who still believe in gods.
Alex How can you have an actual relationship with an entity (god) that doesn't exist? ANS: You cannot !. Therefore praying is only talking to yourself. Talking to yourself is commonly one of the first signs of madness. Therefore I say god & religion is madness & delusion.
Darwinian My favourite proof for evolution being true is that it is a falsifiable scientific theory that has stood up to all the tests made of it and is backed up by at least 150 years of study made by countless intelligent, diligent and fastidious individuals who have dedicated their lives to the truth as opposed to creationism which is an ancient story written down by desert tribes people who simply couldn't have known any better that we are supposed to believe without question because is has been written down in an ancient book and must be true because it is the word of an omnipotent, omniscient entity who inspired the writing of this book that we know to be true because the book tells us so.

At some point you really do have to wake up and inhale the heady aromas of that freshly brewed coffea arabica.
Colin Bridge From the 1940's I recall a minister directing a class of primary school kids to repeat such utterings from the apostle's creed as "The holy father"s only son, who was born of a VIRGIN,later died and rose from the dead to enter heaven....that we believed in the holy ghost,the holy catholic church, the resurrection of the body, life everlasting etc...." I was among those kids and not one of us was aware that we were being subjected to child abuse.

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Baron von Knifty Soldiers pray before battle that they will survive. If praying actually worked, then why not pray that the war will end before the battle begins?
Baron von Knifty Two big fallacies of religions are; reality can be concocted and truth can be corrupted.
Baron von Knifty It’s okay to hate. Hate is only a matter of degrees. I hate corned beef hash and I also hate religion. I can stay away from hash. I can’t ignore stupidity.
Baron von Knifty Religion has never set anyone free, but it has set quite a large number on fire.
Jazz The pope has told the British that we are discriminating against the religionists by not allowing them to discriminate against gays and women. i would think my real friends are worth more than his imaginary one.
Sebnem I do not steal, cheat, lie, kill, discriminate or gossip. If there is someone who deserves to go to heaven, it will be me. The only thing is; I don't believe in it.
Jonathan Chow Imagine all the money people give to the church, imagine how many poor people we could of saved if they hadn’t. – Jonathan Chow
Jonathan Chow Donating money to a church is as pointless as flushing it down the toilet. – Jonathan Chow
Ivan Ratoyevsky If god was as powerful as the church claims how come he cannot fix a simple thing like a hole in a church roof? How come a human being with a hammer has too do it.
Ivan Ratoyevsky The difference is an Atheist would open the car window to let in fresh air.
T.A. Dahar Three things create, sustain and expand religions: delusion, idiocy and psychopathy.
John B Kenrick An agnostic is one who has not the courage of his lack of convictions.
Baron von Knifty Atheism is true simply because god hasn’t been proven to exist. Atheism will stand as the only truth concerning all religions until there is empirical evidence against it. End of story.
Baron von Knifty The Enlightenment didn’t come from dim bulbs.
Ivan Ratoyevsky The reason that the religious extremists hate Darwin's theory of evolution is precisely because it CAN BE backed up by millions of years of fossils from fossil record.
Various Sources Combinded Lighting rods on churches not only show a distinct lack of confidence, but moreover prior experience and a shocking inability to join the dots.
Pete Shaw If the Universe really is only 8,000 years old, how come we can see galaxies over 10 billion light years away?
Ivan Ratoyevsky No god can take away your suffering.
Baron von Knifty I know gods don’t control me because gods can’t control their own religions.
Baron von Knifty The only advantage to being born-again is that this time you can change your own diaper.
unknown FAITH Is The Ability To Believe The Ridiculous.
Will Evo Will Evo Merry, birth of gods son, who is god, who was born of a virgin, who was on a suicide mission to kill himself day. Hope we can all see through the religious dogma of Christmas and simply love and be loved without a religious motivation.
Richard Dawkins Richard Dawkins ...when two opposite points of view are expressed with equal intensity, the truth does not necessarily lie exactly halfway between them. It is possible for one side to be simply wrong
Baron von Knifty Let’s make December 25th "Atheist Day." The Christians stole it from the Pagans. We can, too.
Baron von Knifty Atheists don’t have any holidays set aside because every day for an Atheist is a holiday, free from religious bullshit.
johnnie jones

Food for 45,000 animals, as described in the bible, for 150 days, as stated in the bible, would weigh 168,750 tons, without the weight of the animals or the ship and crew,so how was this impossibility accomplished ?
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The balance of water on Earth is a constant, held on Earth by gravity, as the rains fall on this earth, and run to the sea, to evaporate and fall as rain again, so where did all the water from the fabeled Noah's Ark story supposibly go?, as gravity would have kept it on Earth, or the earth would have broken up without gravity and no longer exist today .
Baron von Knifty The church helps themselves to those who can’t help themselves.
Baron von Knifty Visiting the Creation museum I saw dinosaurs there. Some of those big bastards had a brain the size of a walnut–I’m talking about the curators.
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The best religions are the dead religions. And there are LOTS of 'em.
EA Miller EA Miller Non-existent things cannot harm you, but the people who “act in their name” most assuredly can.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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LATE NEWS JUST COMING IN! After creating the Big-Bang, God then set about creating Evolution.

Well, at least it makes a BIT more sense than Man's original account of how he'd done it all inside a week.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Naming the years after their Christian deity was one of the greatest advertising coups EVER, but it still doesn't prove that their deity is genuine.
osirisnut osirisnut The bible was 400 hundred years old before they added the second B.
EA Miller EA Miller Christian free will?

TV Pastor: “God has blessed us with divine free will.”

Me: “Yes, the free will to accept Jesus as your personal Lord and Savior or burn in Hell for all eternity.”
EA Miller EA Miller “A question for theists. If your side of the argument has the truth, then why do you need to: misrepresent science, quote mine, and use strawman fallacies? Just wondering why lying for Jesus is a thing.” -Stephen George
EA Miller EA Miller Have you ever stopped and asked yourself why the gods of various religions act like very petty human beings? If not, you should.
EA Miller EA Miller Religion is a cancer. And like any cancer, it can spread quickly and cause great damage.
EA Miller EA Miller An atheist never threatens a person with “an eternity in hell” for not adhering to his/her lack of belief.
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