top atheist quotes (total: 15978)
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| God |
I don't exist. |
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| James Madison |
"What influence in fact have Christian ecclesiastical establishments had on civil society? In many instances they have been upholding the thrones of political tyranny. In no instance have they been seen as the guardians of the liberties of the people Rulers who wished to subvert the public liberty have found in the clergy convenient auxiliaries. A just government, instituted to secure and perpetuate liberty, does not need the clergy." |
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| Calliope Muse |
The people who wrote the Buy-bull also thought that the world was flat. |
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| Anonymous |
There's a reason why atheists don't fly planes into towers |
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| Beery |
I consider the Bible similar to the Harry Potter novels, both share a distinct lack of logic, direction and reality... |
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| John McCarthy |
An atheist doesen't have to be someone who thinks he has a proof that there can't be a god. He only has to be someone who believes that the evidence on the god question is at a similar level to the evidence on the werewolf question. |
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| Ben Mack |
When these preachers on TV say God spoke to them, what the fuck? Shouldn't this be front page news? Either God is speaking to them and we have a modern day prophet and the newfound words should be published everywhere, or they are criminals for swindling their donations. |
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| Ernest Hemingway |
All thinking men are atheists |
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| Most Precious Blood |
Take the holy out of war and what's left to fight for? |
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| Bob Brady |
The only reason religion persists is due to the tolerance of atheists. |
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| Robert |
I have a question: How could Adam and Eve of had free will in the Garden of Eden if it was perfect? There had to be evil for them to have the potential to do wrong. I especially like how God deals with his problems: Satan causes a problem in heaven so God says "I don't want him anymore you guys deal with him." |
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| Jonathan Miller |
The reason I'm so reluctant [to call myself an atheist] is that atheism itself has acquired almost sectarian conotations and it hardly, as far as I can see, seems worthwhile having a name for something which scarcely enters my thoughts at all... |
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osirisnut |
Religions amass millions every year, they are always pleading poverty and the church roof always needs repaired..................The only thing i've got against religion is the hypocritical side of it, which i can't stand. Like the clergy are always moaning about people being poor, while they themselves are all going around with millions worth in robes on. Thats the stuff i don't like. John Lennon. |
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Irene Wendy Stehr |
Believer's often spout how God is a just and righteous God, yet he sentences imperfect humans to infinite suffering in hell for finite sins. Surely a limited offense does not warrant unlimited punishment. |
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Max Lozinski |
Christianity institutionalized GUILT!!!!
( I think Alan Watts said it once...) |
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Conner Steacy |
To: God
Either explain yourself or fuck off! |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Carl never wanted to believe,†she replies fiercely. “He wanted to KNOW.†- Ann Druyan, Carl Sagan’s wife, from Newsweek magazine |
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carlton sumsion |
In saudi arabia women cannot drive, they can't go out in public without a male relative. Everyone must pray five times a day. Adultry is punished by beheading. Breaking the sabath is punished by public flogings. If you insult islam it is a death sentence. So cathlics have some real compitition when it comes to oppression.
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lee branson |
if money is the root of all evil, then why do churches have collection plates? |
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Levi Henderson |
"Good deeds should be truly done out of selflessness, not out of selfish gain of reward after death. Any truly good, moral person could understand this." |
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Michael Bachmann |
You must feel very fortunate to have been born into the only true religion. |
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Fred Vans |
Religion is a cancer. It is the leading cause of death. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
In truth, there was only one
Christian, and he died on the cross. - Nietzsche |
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NoGods4Me |
Atheism doesn't mean there's a new contestant in the game of 'pick your religion'. It means we've stopped playing your game. |
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Mads Dethlefsen |
The pope resigned. I bet Jesus would have liked to know that resignation was an option. |
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Carlos Mora |
MY 3 YEAR OLD GRANDDAUGHTER BELIEVE WHO MADE THE WORLD WAS TINKER BELL .WHO PROVES THE OPPOSITE? |
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Baron von Knifty |
It was all a marketing plot. Santa was there to mold us into greedy little consumers. To want. The Tooth Fairy made us desire money. Hell, Halloween gave us our first taste of monsters and our first fears, which taught us that there was indeed a free handout if you acted the part and followed the rules. Fantasy literally paid up front, hooked us, and bought us off.
Then–properly brainwashed–on to the Easter bunny and religion.
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Enoch Author (admin) |
I'm far too spiritual and emotional and passionate to believe in the supernatural. - Stephen Fry
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Davo Yumpus |
Christians laugh at the science of Evolution but run to Science for the latest & greatest medicine, all to prevent them from dying & elevating to Heaven to be with their beloved Holy Father !
How fucking retarded is that :) |
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Baron von Knifty |
Remember, when they talk about the best of both worlds, one of those worlds has no evidence of existence.
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James Kerins |
You say that your faith is as a rock in the ocean.
And I say so is Alcatraz. |
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Dee Jay |
on the plus side--atheism is still evolving and 1 day we will be the majority! |
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Dee Jay |
tis the original reason for the season--happy winter solstice! |
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| TorianX |
Religion is the only thing you'll lose while gaining knowledge. |
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| osirisnut |
A talking burning bush, a talking donkey, a talking snake. And a talking holy ghost. What unmitigated drivel. |
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Voltaire |
All people are born with a nose and two hands with fingers on them but no one was born with a knowledge of a god. |
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| van Styweslang |
A belief may be useful for a number of reasons but that does not make it true. |
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| osirisnut |
Throughout the long history of the Noble peace prize not one pope has received the prize and there have been ten of them. |
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| osirisnut |
You can pray to a god or you can pray to a brick, ultimately you will receive the same result nothing. But you will always have the brick. |
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| Ricky Gervais |
If God created me, why did he make me an Athiest? |
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| Unknown |
Please, God, go to Hell. Thanks. |
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| van Klaas |
One thing is certian--when those old timers from the bible days stated god told them this or that were either smoking some crazy mind bending shit or were knowingly telling bald faced lies to keep their tribes in line... |
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| Atheist Sayings |
Every time you see a rainbow, god is having gay sex. |
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| I am evil |
You need a bomb to destroy a nation,
And a god to justify it.
And a horned devil to humor the victim. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Governments and religions always give you someone to hate.
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| A.T. |
Every time God answers a prayer for you, a child in Africa dies... |
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| Unknown |
If the Bible were a textbook it would be sorely out-of-date. |
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| Stupid Dog |
Hypocrite Christians, you Christians actually need Satan more than the Atheists, without Satan Christian belief is incomplete.. |
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| DD |
If there is a god then please with all your power oh lord, stop me from hitting submit................... See, nothing |
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| Unknown |
Once you confess you're an Atheist to a Christian, they can easily become the most rude and ignorant human on the planet. |
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