top atheist quotes (total: 15978)
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EA Miller |
In the history of humankind, imaginary invisible gods have never solved a single problem. However, imbeciles that believe in them have created seemingly endless problems. |
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EA Miller |
The Bible offers nothing that resembles democracy. Quite the contrary, obeying, serving, and rules for owning slaves are clearly stated instead. |
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EA Miller |
When proponents of a so-called “holy book” claim that it is the ultimate source of love and wisdom, why do they spend a significant amount of their time attacking diversity and science?
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EA Miller |
The Christian god was genuinely “mad” at the human race for not behaving, flooded the planet, and in turn murdered most life on Earth. “Mad” implies surprise. How is it possible that an omnipresent being (existing in the past, present, and future) is ever surprised about anything? Yet this is a reoccurring theme that occurs throughout their holy fairytale book.
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EA Miller |
‘God-given rights’ depend on those who claim to know God’s will, and depend solely on this particular individual’s interpretation of his god’s word.
Be wary of such religious leaders! -Impiety
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EA Miller |
Religion has never made anyone on planet Earth a more open-minded person. |
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osirisnut |
The most important part of every religious service, happens when the holy begging bowl gets passed around. |
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EA Miller |
I’m grateful for science, rational thinking, and those who embrace equal rights and the beauty of our diverse world. What I don’t do is “praise” mythological beings that give me the permission to be a narrow-minded hateful bigot. |
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osirisnut |
CHRISTIANITY: 2000 years of trying to prove god exists and the best they can come up with is "You'll find out when your dead". |
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osirisnut |
Q. Which bishops can you trust? The answer, of course is, the only bishops you can trust are those on a chess board. |
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EA Miller |
The very corrupt right wing of the United States government (under the previous president) forgave loans of 4.4 million to pastor/grifter Joel Osteen and a whopping 3.5 billion dollars for the Catholic Church. This was all done to buy religious extremists votes and enact harsh laws based on Christianity. |
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EA Miller |
Religion gives so many idiots around the world power that they are not competent enough to have in the first place. |
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EA Miller |
I think the "decline in membership" the Catholic church reports is mostly due to so many people using their own version of barbaric ancient beliefs to suit their twisted individual goals (e.g., political power, controlling women, money ambitions, voter-suppression, owning an armory). I just wish it would decline much faster before there is nothing left over for us rational thinkers to protect. |
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Pat Simons |
If Jesus was alive today, the last thing he'd be is a Christian. |
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osirisnut |
Unfortunately l have had to rewrite the above 4 quotes. Just a glitch l hope. |
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| Unknown |
Only sheep need a shepherd. |
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Napoleon Bonaparte |
I am surrounded by priests who repeat incessantly that their kingdom is not of this world, and yet they lay their hands on everything they can get. |
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Alan Harvey |
What theists really mean when they say...
"See the light" = Start living in a dream world
"Moving away from God" = Start living in the real world
"You are arrogant" = Please stop sticking to facts, it's annoying
"I hope God can forgive you" = I wish I could shoot you
"Good Christian" = Someone who does good deeds just to please God
"Atheist" = Someone who does good deeds just because they can
"Believers" = A club for people who like pretending they'll never die
"Church" = Where the club meets to play the pretending game
"The word of God" = I need a rule book and this is it
"God's will" = Every single thing that could ever possibly happen
"Against God's will" = You're not sticking to our book, are you?
"Jesus loves you" = I think you're a twat
"The end is nigh" = Listen, if you won't play the pretending game I'm going to wish you dead and then you'll get scared and start playing
"Priest" = Someone who is an expert at pretending and has memorised lots of useless information to help delude others
"Other religions" = They're just pretending the wrong pretend stuff is true but it isn't, only ours is the real pretend stuff
"Scientists" = Those annoying people who keep making us look silly
"Evolution" = Theory that makes much more sense than mine, just poke your tongue out and hope it goes away
"Truth" = Delusions we in the club have all agreed on
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| Sigmund Freud |
"Religion originates in the child's and young mankind's fears and need for help. It cannot be otherwise." |
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| Friedrich of Bavaria (II?), 1200 CE |
The world has been deceived by three men: Moses, Jesus of Nazareth, and Mohammed. |
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| Doanld Morgan |
Atheist: A person who believes in one less god than you do. |
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Blulu |
Why do people trust in god? Because it's easier to follow a leader, even an imaginary one, than to be responsible for yourself. |
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| Matt Woodard |
Religious sounds dandy, but so do unicorns. |
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| aka_lol |
I was brought up to believe God doesn't have a sex but likes to screw the World. |
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Woody Allen |
The worst thing I can think to say about God is that he's an underachiever. |
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| Yiddish proverb |
If triangles had a God, he'd have three sides. |
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| Joe Stout |
If you show me the proof.. Then, maybe then, will I believe. |
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osirisnut |
Jesus Christ only had the name Jesus the name Christ was the name of his donkey. Throws a different light on the phrase "Jesus fucking Christ". |
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Pat Simons |
I think a lot of preachers in the age of COVID-19 are living in fear their congregants will realize the preachers need them a whole lot more than they need the preachers.
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Pat Simons |
If everyone actually thought about their religion, there would be a lot more atheists. |
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EA Miller |
I support teaching Christian creationism in public schools as much as teaching that Zeus, RA, or Thor are factual. It's total BS and yet another way to try and get innocent children indoctrinated early in fear that they might actually think for themselves and either choose another religion, agnosticism, or atheism. |
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Enoch's Author (admin) |
Beware the man of one book.
~ Saint Thomas Aquinas |
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| Prof Uri Nassol |
If all the Bibles and Korans in the world could be recycled into something more useful, like toilet paper or something, maybe this species would have a slightly better chance of long-term survival. |
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Bwian of Nazaweth |
Why does the pope keep talking about sex? You no play-a da game, you no make-a da rules. |
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| Unknown |
Fate" is but a scapegoat for those who didn't bother to put forth the proper effort. |
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| unknown |
The possibility of a god does not increase the possibility your religion is true |
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osirisnut |
WTF Bible verses... If the bride to be's virginity cannot be proven on the night of her wedding, then they shall bring her out to the door of her father's house, and the men of the city shall stone her to death. Deuteronomy: 20-21 |
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EA Miller |
The most dangerous leaders are those who proclaim that all of our rights are given to us by a deity. |
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EA Miller |
Christian “religious freedom” is an open attack on democratic institutions because it is a non-flexible, narrowminded vision of a theocratic society that is all engulfing and thoroughly punishes dissenting viewpoints. |
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EA Miller |
The only truth in religion is that its antiquated contents are used to acquire power and wealth and then oppress the people whose lifestyles it detests. |
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EA Miller |
Religion:
Finding comfort in collective, destructive ignorance
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EA Miller |
There is no greater danger to this Earth than the intermingling of greed, power, and religion. *Please see “The United States” |
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EA Miller |
"Numbers 11: Have you ever been on a long road trip with your family and wanted to destroy everyone around you? Well, God actually goes through with it... and makes it rain quail." -Hemant Mehta |
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EA Miller |
The "have faith" answer skirts accountability and providing evidence of any kind to back up claims. Since this is the very cornerstone of every major religion, it's no wonder that corruption runs rampant among the Christians, Jews, Muslims, and Hindus with little (if any) interference or legal consequences. |
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EA Miller |
The same religious whack-jobs that consistently whined, “You’re taking away my personal freedom” (because they had to wear a facemask during a global pandemic) have no problem forcing a pregnant teenage rape victim to give birth. |
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EA Miller |
Christian hate-preacher Steven Anderson delivered a disturbing summary of Christian Nationalism.
"We don't want our country to be run by Muslims and Hindus and atheists." They can only "co-exist" with the Christians in charge.
All office holders, he adds, must accept Jesus.
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EA Miller |
The ultra-religious, right-wing judges on the United States Supreme Court are about to destroy over 50 years of progress for women by voting for a handmaid's tale for them all. |
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osirisnut |
" l have no time to waste on this planet being told what to do by those who think that god has given them instructions." Christopher Hitchens |
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Pat Simons |
We are not the special creation of any god. We are not a planned outcome. We are what happened, and we celebrate ourselves at our peril. |
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EA Miller |
The Bible is a book of inequality and brutal violence. It promotes misogyny, xenophobia, homophobia, racism, rape, and slavery as well as many other vile acts. |
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Pat Simons |
Religious seekers always find the God they're looking for. That's why we have so many of them. |
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EA Miller |
The ultra-religious, right-wing judges on the United States Supreme Court are about to destroy over 50 years of progress for women by voting for a handmaid's tale for them all. |
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EA Miller |
Displaying the Jesus character with an assault rifle is absolutely ludicrous, but right on point for "pro-life" religious extremists. |
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osirisnut |
Behind every dictator, there is always a religion lurking close by. Sticking their crosses where they don't belong. |
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osirisnut |
Religious clerics wear silly religious hats to give them height, to dominate and intimidate that's why pulpits are so high, and it really works... I'm positive I will stop laughing soon. |
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osirisnut |
There are two types of people in the world: those that know god to be a myth and those who are wrong. |
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osirisnut |
The unicorn is mentioned nine times in the bible, theists try to get around this by saying, when the bible was translated from Hebrew to English it was translated wrong. Out of 783,137 words in the bible, unicorn was the only one that was translated wrong. Of course it was. |
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EA Miller |
Odd how most prominently religious people throw the words "fake science" around while knowing relatively nothing about actual science. In fact, they're more likely to be part of the book-banning club that fears any type of knowledge since it quickly undermines their idiotic conspiracy laden beliefs. |
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Pat Simons |
It appears lost on a lot of people, especially theologians, that a genuine message from the almighty, especially one with serious expectations attached, would not be subject to endless debate. |
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EA Miller |
I think the "decline in membership" the Catholic church reports is mostly due to so many people using their own version of barbaric ancient beliefs to suit their twisted individual goals (e.g., political power, controlling women, money ambitions, voter-suppression, owning an armory). I just wish it would decline much faster before there is nothing left over for us rational thinkers to protect. |
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