top atheist quotes (total: 15978)
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| osirisnut |
The catholic church have been counselling the children that have beem abused by priests. Talk about christinsanity that's like putting the pedophile's in charge of the kindergarten. |
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| Eli Attie |
We can aspire to anything, but we don't get it just 'cause we want it. I would rather spend my life close to the birds than waste it wishing I had wings.
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| osirisnut |
All religions should come with a goverment health warning, "Danger of brainwashing. Religion will seriously impair you mentally". |
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| osirisnut |
Religions are based on the principal, for every donation of 100 received only 1 will ever go out, this is based on the principal of greed. And the fact that you never see a poor religion. |
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Dee Jay |
@ "tom" bahahaha. |
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| David A Fordyce |
To be religious is to be tolerant, if you are not tolerant, how can you claim to be religious ?
You see regardless of people's convictions, Atheists included of course; tolerance coupled with a non-judgmental disposition (live and let live) is essential for an enduring peace. |
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| Eric Hamby |
The problem with teaching children how to fight for your belief is thet when they get older they may have their own, and you just gave them all your ammo. |
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| Dave Summers Music |
My original version of the limerick inspired by the story of Brendan Smyth:
Catholic priests can never wed,
Nor ever take women to bed,
So when they get hot,
More often than not,
They b*gg*r an orphan instead.
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| osirisnut |
Christ has always been portrayed as being tall, lean and handsome what if in reality he's small. obese and grotesque. |
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| osirisnut |
On a cold winters night it's good to curl up in front of a nice fire and watch the bible burn. |
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| Unknown |
The lack of a vivid imagination is one thing we can't say that religions don't have. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
There should be more requirements other than age to be considered an adult. For instance, a person should not be an adult if they believe in superstition.
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| My nigga ass |
Religion has caused more misery to all of mankind in every stage of human history than any other single idea. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Atheism ISN'T a vile entity. Atheism represents the stark TRUTH. What exactly is evil about representing the truth? |
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| June VanDerMark |
Christian ... "I believe in sharing ... heaven is my portion and hell is yours." |
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| Dickone |
If you could reason with religious people then there will no longer be any religious people left……… |
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| NoGods4Me |
Christians...get this straight...Your "religious liberty" ends where my civil rights begin! |
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| RD |
Religion is the most inflammatory enemy-labelling device in history. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Understand this: Reality requires no faith. Science doesn’t fly with fairy wings. Truth doesn’t dance on the head of a pin. To be considered sane, nothing–nothing should apply without evidence.
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| Unknown |
If a man or woman who had murdered their child went on trial and claimed that their God had told them to do it, would the jury accept that and move on? No, the choices are Guilty, Not Guilty, and Not Guilty on account of Insanity. There is no Not Guilty on Account of God. |
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| Anonymous |
Judaism, Christianity, and Islamic beliefs come from a very large, violent book. The book, from a literary standpoint, tells many short stories of a variety of supposed stories , though it remains inconsistent in places, it forms and epic tale of many heroes loving, fighting evil, worshiping and winning, but like any epic novel it comes to an end, happy and sad. But at the end of the day, it is just another story book, just another group of short stories that tell nice little moral lessons of an age of about 2 millenia ago - where it is perfectly okay to throw out two of your daughters to a group of rapists over two strangers - but in the end, it is nothing but a story. |
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| God |
To tell you the truth, I don't even believe in myself. |
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Voltaire |
( Last words when asked by the priest on his death bed whether he renounced the devil and all his works)
"Now is not the time to be making unnecessary enemies" |
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| NoGods4Me |
I long for the day that arguing against religious beliefs is no longer taboo and trying to push a religion down someone's throat is considered a crime. |
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| cosmic |
Questioning ones religious beliefs leads to freely thinking for oneself. |
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| Tych |
Religious people ask me " Why are we here ?"
I say to them "I'm here because my parents had sex... and that's the only reason" |
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| Taboo |
If your god did exist, he's been dead plenty of seasons. I must confess, I drank his blood and ate his flesh at the last communion. |
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| @DoorKnee69 |
I know of a legend that came from the heavens, very good, very friendly. He died only to come back to life. His name; E.T. The extra terrestrial. |
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| Hunter S. Thompson |
Man is the only creature to claim a God and behave like they have none. |
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| George Santayana |
There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval |
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| Robert Green Ingersoll |
Every pulpit is a pillory, in which stands a hired culprit, defending the justice of his own imprisonment. |
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| Cassandra |
Man was created in God's image. Thank God woman was not! |
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George Bernard Shaw |
Emotional excitement reaches men through tea, tobacco, opium, whisky, and religion.
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| GL |
Christians say that we should be saved, but from what? They are the exact people who need to be saved from their delusion that they have to do certain thing to prevent themselves to be thrown into some hot and smoky place after death. |
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| Unknown |
Thank god I'm an atheist! |
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| Unknown |
Uhh.... Striker, you understand that what you said about human populations is totally false.
First off, I can barely understand what the hell you meant. Secondly, where did you get "per couple have average of 12 kids"? Thirdly, there are many cases where many people had no kids, periods where populations actually declined, like the plague that wiped out what, 1/3 of Europe or something like that.
What you said is just absolutely stupid. |
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| Un-Naun |
Either God doesn't exist or he has severe multiple personality disorder... |
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| L Burton |
Why is it that we do not believe in things that we do have as collective and random evidence like Bigfoot, sea monsters and UFOs, but we do believe in a God, saviors and prophets that never offer so much as a blurry photo or a grainy video clip? Perhaps we fear more of what we do know over what we hope to know? |
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| Unknown |
It is ridiculous to say that Atheism itself is a belief system, a belief that there is no higher power. An infinite amount of concepts can be thought up and then not believed in so it would be impossible to consider atheism as a belief. If Atheism was a belief then all people are atheist to something. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I don't know where STRIKER gets his knowledge from (probably the bible) but the surface of any stretch of water ISN'T flat. It is curved to follow the curvature of the Earth. The water level in a tube or pipe or canal follows that same curvature. |
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| Fernando J Lopez |
We live humbly, knowing that fact governs the conscious and faith merely guides our dreams. |
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| Edward Garcia |
You do not question religion. Why, because that makes you a heretic doesn't it? Thats bad, why? Because they say so. You aren't going to do anything about it because that makes you a rebel right? They make you believe that t |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Why is it that believers believe that we humankind are something special? We are NOT special. We are merely another animal that populates this little ball of cooling rock orbiting a middle-aged ball of gas in the backwaters of a mid-sized galaxy.
Nothing special at all. And like all living things, animal vegetable or fish, we are programmed to die. And when we are dead . . . that's it. Dead, it's over, we're finished. Just like this quote is brought to an end by this full stop. |
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| Zuurmelk |
The bible is a motely collection of ancient Jewish fables,folklore,history,law,ethics etc...how anyone can be convinced to beleive in their psychopathic/schizophrenic god baffles... |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
The only things that gets recycled after death is the nutritional value of our bodies and the legacy of wealth, memories and impressions we leave behind.
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| Anonymous |
"Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned". |
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Voltaire |
"The Bible. (caps not mine). What fools have written, what imbeciles command, what rogues teach, and young children are made to learn by heart". |
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| Unknown |
I have more faith in the ability's of friend's, family and duct tape than any god, divinity, priest, pastor, holy man or their proxy's |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Praise be to God for he is our Lord and Protector. But DO keep your gun handy, just in case. |
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| Adam Lewis |
My refusal to ridicule and denigrate your belief in God as you've done my disbelief doesn't make my position any less valid. It just makes me a better person than you. |
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EA Miller |
Native Americans thrived without the God of the Bible for thousands of years as they respected the people and nature around them. Their population was only decimated when Europeans brought disease, greed, violence, and of course, Christianity. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Heaven is just like any other travel company. You have to book it, pay for it well in advance and then HOPE that all goes well during your flight and your stay. Have a nice trip. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
The Promises Made By Priests And Pastors Are Altogether Meaningless.
Ergo: I'd far rather rely on the sound promise of a new bicycle for Christmas than the empty promise of an 'Aston Martin Vantage' made by a man of the cloth. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Just a thought, but, MAYBE, just like God, that snake DIDN'T actually SAY anything, it just wrote what it wanted to say on stone tablets. |
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Pat Simons |
Those who would break down the barriers between church and state always imagine their own religion holding sway and making the decisions for everyone. They should be imagining the sect they dislike most having control over their lives. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
The only GOOD religions are DEAD religions. |
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EA Miller |
Christian Parent: "If you misbehave and don't follow what Jesus taught us, you'll go to hell."
Atheist Parent: "In the real world, there are consequences to your actions and you need to aware of them."
I know which parent I would prefer!
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EA Miller |
I will never have "faith" in a god who favors very specific groups of people while vehemently discriminating against others. |
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EA Miller |
Anything that claims it "passes all understanding" is not science based and belongs in the realm of myth and fairy-tales. |
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EA Miller |
If the Bible's "Revelation" is future prophesy, why are there no lasers? |
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