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Alessandro Ferro It seems Christians have the answer to everything good about God. The only thing they can't answer is if he really exists.
Anonymous Blasphemy is a victimless crime
Nim Nim The phrase "holy shit" means more than originally intended.
ezi There shall be no other gods before me. Don't knock on my door for nothing.
Michael Lucas okay. okay. okay? Maybe "brainwashed" was the wrong word. You haven't been brainwashed. You were pressured into the beliefs of others as a child when you couldn't properly defend your own ideas. Then, had that belief reinforced daily by those in authority in your circle as you grew up until you began pushing it on others as a belief of your own... oh wait... uh.. nevermind. nevermind...
Nim Nim "Atheists scored 1.95 IQ points higher than Agnostics, 3.82 points higher than Liberal persuasions, and 5.89 IQ points higher than Dogmatic persuasions."
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joshva rijosh a christmas is coming for no reason........
Paige Mitchell Paige Mitchell As for me their will be no gods praised, but only the next breath of air I breathe.
nicole lee moore The blind must be led.
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I can hardly wait for my day of reckoning when I shall be proved right. Though none will be any the wiser for it, including me.
unknown If God didn't exist, man would have invented him.
Working designs When everything you've been told is a lie, nothing hurts more than the truth.
Yami Nim, the only reason atheism qualifies as a religion(which in truth it is not) is because it is a belief related to your views theistically, in practice, however, it does not qualify as a religion
NoGods4Me oops...let's try that again...Atheism is the only fire break against the world using religion to destroy itself.
Anonymous A man who prays to god for the power to walk on water will not get to the other side of the lake faster than a man who knows how to swim.
Nim Nim A religion is just a cult with tax exemption.
Nim Nim Religion is a virus. I know this because it has the attributes of a virus, it evolves and infects, it spreads from person to person, civilizations become ruined if it infects too many people, children are likely to get it if their parents have it, it can be cured by technology, and some people are more immune to it than others.
Bertram Russel? Why I am not a Christian

I find it hard to belive a universe encompassing god would be that interested in my sex life
Quote from Facebook page Sebastian Faulks.
When we have answered the last question, we will have no more need to dignify our ignorance with the name 'God'.
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Quote from Facebook page Mark Twain
There is no other life; life itself is only a vision and a dream for nothing exists but space and you. If there was an all-powerful God, he would have made all good, and no bad.
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Nim Nim To most christians, the bible is like a Software License. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree."
Avinash Those who claim to have intelligence and yet still believe in religion have thus proven themselves to be liars
Clint Murphy Clint Murphy If I could would erase every trace of every religion that has ever been I would and mankind would be better off. You have to agree those who have been murdered in the name of religion would be?
Clint Murphy Clint Murphy The truth is the truth no matter how you feel about it.
Just because you wish for life after death does not make it the truth.
Nim Nim You believe in your religion, but no other. I don’t believe in any religion. You want me to respect your belief, but you refuse to respect my non-belief.
dude that goes the same for your age old mythical nonsense bible that you believe in truth slinger dough boi
Me The moment that John the Relgious had died and the great Platypus Gods greeted him on a pillow of soft pickles, John thought to himself "Doh! I guessed the wrong religion!!! And its too late to tell everybody!"
Stephen J. Gould In science, "fact" can only mean "confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent." I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms.
Tony Murray Religion is a product of the ego, as is anything else judgemental.
Gavin Ayshford The bible is truly in the sience fiction section..
Nim Nim Should we teach Phrenology with Neurology, Astrology with Astronomy and Alchemy with Chemistry? No! Then why teach Creationism with Evolution?
Nim Nim Who would you rather trust, the guy (or girl) in a white lab coat or the crazy man sitting by the curb shouting "The end is nigh!" I would go for the first one.
United atheist alliance I once believed in god
Emphasis on past tense
Now i am free
Franz Raphael Ferriols Good thing God's immortal, cause if not Satan will be waiting for him in hell.
Quote from facebook page Jim Crawford
Man has always required an explanation for all of those things in the world he did not understand. If an explanation was not available, he created one.
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Ben S. Faith has been keeping gods alive since the dawn of fairytales.
celestion pope All depictions of god creating the world and performing miracles should be banned they all contravene health and safety law
Quote from facebook page Gandhi.
The most henious and the must cruel crimes of which history has record have been committed under the cover of religion or equally noble motives.
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No name God and Santa claus are basically the same thing: old men with long beards who watch us all the time to see if we get a reward oh and they both aren't real
Bob Allen The wages of sin is not death, the wages of death is sin; so enjoy life.
Rabboleth Life after death is like virginity after sex.
LOL God is like a spam bot, someone(Human) trying to make money.
Converted to reality The church once believed that the earth was flat. My teacher told me that once the church believed that if a hand was placed in boiling water, and it came out blistered, that the person was guilty. How is it even possible, for me to think, for one second, that Christianity is not a sign of unintelligence.
Unknown If you claim that something cannot be created by nothing (the big bang,) then how did God appear?
June VanDerMark How silly is this???
"I just want to know why you are worshipping your false god, when you could be worshipping my REAL GOD?"
sajidwolf A sign of Evil creates the imagination of God
Jeremy Davis Life on earth is all the heaven and all the hell we will ever come to know.
jed king The most significant thing about St Thomas the Doubter is that in two thousand years he has never been proven wrong.
Mahatma Gandhi There is no god higher than truth
Unknown If God is truly omnipotent and all-knowing, could He create a rock He himself couldn't lift?
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EA Miller EA Miller Pastor: "You cannot deny the healing power of god."

Me: "Try walking through the cancer wing in pediatrics at a hospital sometime."
EA Miller EA Miller If you allow mythological beings to run your life, you're living a half-baked fantasy that could destroy your life and the people's lives around you.
EA Miller EA Miller God so loved the world that he nearly drown everyone on the planet.
EA Miller EA Miller As a guide through life, an invisible god is about as useful as an invisible compass.
EA Miller EA Miller Since all of my 5 senses seem to be in working order, "living by faith" would be counterintuitive.
EA Miller EA Miller When science and reason win out over "thoughts and prayers", real problems are solved and lives are saved.
EA Miller EA Miller "Bible question of the day: Did Noah's Ark contain woodpeckers?"

-LCC
EA Miller EA Miller I thought I saw Jesus once, but that was just my friend "hippy Dave". The resemblance is uncanny when he's in his bathrobe and the sunlight hits him just right!
EA Miller EA Miller "Isn't killing people in the name of God a pretty good definition of insanity?"

-Arthur C. Clarke
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Just remember this: God and Jesus are as real as Batman and Robin.
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