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Mark Twain |
A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows. |
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Allah Verpint |
Today's headline:"Shia suicide bomber blows herself up and kills 40 Sunni pilgrims". Even when people are deluded about the same imaginary friends... they keep killing each other. Ain't religion great? |
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| Geoff Mather |
The core of Christianity is this: It's an Iron Age Cult of Human Sacrifice. Any love, compassion, or gentleness tacked onto it is just natural humanity's attempt to conceal the hideousness of that sick horror. |
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| Sigmund Freud |
Religion is an attempt to get control over the sensory world, in which we are placed, by means of the wish-world which we have developed inside us as a result of biological and psychological necessities. Moses and Monotheism / 1939 |
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| Martin Frick |
" ... But when it all comes around, I don't care about what you worship or not. I just think it is so typical and sad, that everytime Man doesn't understand something he imediately blames it all on God, Hare Krishna, Allah or some other ghost. |
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| Bill Hicks |
You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks liked He rushed it. |
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| Tommy J., 1814 |
The whole history of these books [old & new testament] is so defective and doubtful -- evidence that parts have proceeded from an extraordinary man; and that other parts are of the fabric of very inferior minds. |
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| M. Flohr |
Praying to a rock yields the same results as praying to a deity. |
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Pat Simons |
It is impossible to reconcile the never ending debate over the Bible with the claim it is the word of God. |
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osirisnut |
The bible is not the most important book in the catholic church for priests and nuns, that position goes to the kamasutra. |
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osirisnut |
WTF Bible verses... If the bride to be's virginity cannot be proven on the night of her wedding, then they shall bring her out to the door of her father's house, and the men of the city shall stone her to death. Deuteronomy: 20-21 |
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EA Miller |
White Christian nationalism is the greatest threat to the democratic nations of this world. They don't want "religious freedom" as they repeatedly proclaim. Instead, they want complete control of every aspect of an individual's life with absolutely no rebuttal from those individuals. |
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Pat Simons |
Of all the justifications humans have found for killing their fellow beings, none is more foolish or unforgivable than killing in the name of religion. Any religion. |
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osirisnut |
Two nuns were walking around the nunnery and one said to the other, oh Christmas falls on a Friday this year. The other nun replied I hope it's not the thirteenth. |
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EA Miller |
Religion is directly responsible for the downfall of humanity happening right before our very eyes. |
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Pat Simons |
Religious nut-jobs never have any trouble justifying their behavior, no matter how bad. |
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Pat Simons |
Religions celebrate their martyrs. However, an idea is not rendered true just because someone was foolish enough to die for it. |
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Pat Simons |
After every great tragedy comes the question, 'Where was God?' Where indeed. |
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Pat Simons |
One of theism's core components is the effort to convince people they cannot make their own decisions. |
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osirisnut |
Scientists have invented vaccines that protect us against covid 19 which's saving millions of lives. It would be wonderful if they could invent a vaccine that protects us from religions and thereby saving millions of lives. |
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EA Miller |
Only a fool would give away a tithing (10% of one's income) because a church pastor proclaims it's god's will. |
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| Unknown |
Using the bible to prove the bible is like using a comic book to prove batman..
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| Erik |
Religion tells people WHAT to think. Science teaches people HOW to think. |
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| M.Schramm |
Those who support God, ultimately support war |
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| James |
Adam and Eve Had Cain and Abel, Cain slew Abel. Adam,Eve,and Cain...I'd say Eve was pretty busy. |
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Woody Allen |
After all, there are worse things in life than death. If you've ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman, you know what I'm talking about. |
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Alan Harvey |
So, according to the religious, you can only be good if you're scared of the consequences of being bad? Strange, I thought people were good because they care about each other? |
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| Armand Salacrou |
The existence of a world without God seems to me less absurd than the presence of a God, existing in all his perfection, creating an imperfect man in order to make him run the risk of Hell |
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EA Miller |
Oddly, DNA isn't mentioned anywhere by the all-knowing god of the Bible. Nor is the structure of an atom, the cure for any disease, that stars are actually other suns, or even why basic hygiene (e.g., hand washing) is important. |
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EA Miller |
"The most horrific crimes in history have been, and still are being executed in the name of Christianity (including Judaism) and Islam. Any Christian, or any theist, having the temerity to lecture atheists on morality, merely testifies to pitiable, harmful indoctrination. Morality precedes religion." -Impiety |
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EA Miller |
People that attack science and embrace religion are a special kind of stupid. |
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osirisnut |
Jesus Christ only had the name Jesus the name Christ was the name of his donkey. Throws a different light on the phrase "Jesus fucking Christ". |
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EA Miller |
“The Bible is filled with God’s wisdom.” -all pastors, priests, and rabbis
Really? There’s no mention of DNA, atomic structure, or even the science behind making food and water safer to eat and drink. But ah it does give the cause of disease (demons) and warns how imposing iron chariots can be!
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EA Miller |
Religions would virtually vanish from the face of the Earth if children were allowed to think and discover things on their own, rather than be indoctrinated with superstition and anti-science beliefs taught as "truth" during the time that their young brains are still developing. |
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Pat Simons |
Authoritarian government and conservative Christianity......the original same-sex marriage. |
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EA Miller |
In the Bible, Jesus says, "I and the father are one." In doing so, he is automatically responsible for all of the atrocities committed by God in the Old Testament. |
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EA Miller |
If you're a religious whack-job who believes that the "laying of hands" on people cures them of illness, please stay the fuck out of my hospital. |
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EA Miller |
Contrary to what Christian leaders claim, there is no such thing as having "spiritual authority" over anything. It's no coincidence that televangelists use their "spiritual authority" to clean out their followers' bank accounts. |
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EA Miller |
Right now, shameless, hypocritical mega-church pastors are in hiding at home waiting for science to save them from the coronavirus while at the same time showing reruns of sermons on TV and asking for donations from their ridiculously gullible flocks. |
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EA Miller |
Why is it that self-proclaimed "pro-lifers" only seem to care about fetuses and forced birth? Their "pro-life" agenda somehow ignores real pro-life issues such as gun control, universal healthcare, a livable wage for all, senseless wars, spousal abuse, incompetent leaders who endanger entire populations, and kids living in damn cages! |
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Pat Simons |
Religion and morality do not automatically exclude each other, but they are very far from being the same thing. |
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EA Miller |
"Depression is a sign of unbelief." -TV pastor Keith Moore (who obviously doesn't know shit about mental health). |
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| The Invisible Man |
And the winner of the 2011 World Hide and Seek championships , for the 2011th year running , is Jesus !.. Jesus couldn't be here to accept his award , as he's already in training for 2012 |
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| Stephen Hawking |
Afterlife is a fairy tale for those afraid of the dark. |
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| T.Z. Butler |
Science: trying to find the answers.
Religion: making them up. |
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Richard Dawkins |
By all means be open minded, but don't be so open minded your brain falls out |
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| Isaac Asimov |
Properly read, the bible is the most potent force for Atheism ever concieved. |
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| Me |
Science has been chipping away at religion even since the church accepted that the world is not flat. |
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Godfrey Zoan |
Don't ask "What is the meaning of life?". Just ask "Does life have to have a meaning in order for me to live it?" |
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| mike lionheart |
faith is like a leash to a dog, it keeps the target from ever reaching tis true potential |
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EA Miller |
Writers of the 3 Abrahamic religions that have seriously fucked the planet were… Barbaric ancient men who were xenophobic, homophobic, slave-approving, king-worshiping, mysogonists with no grasp of even basic science that had very specific self-serving agendas.
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EA Miller |
In life, I am guided by what is observable and testable rather than ridiculous ancient fairy-tales. |
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Pat Simons |
If you have to resort to quoting the Bible to make your point, it's a pretty good sign you can't think for yourself. |
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EA Miller |
Right wing media in the United States and white evangelicals are perfectly intertwined with one another. Both support dangerous cult-like mentalities in which reality isn't even an after thought. |
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osirisnut |
Happy Yuletide everyone. |
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EA Miller |
Happy Winter Solstice fellow rational thinkers! |
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EA Miller |
When human beings didn’t have the means to explain things, they invented gods. Today there is no excuse for such nonsense. |
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Pat Simons |
If religion actually made people better the effect would be self evident, and no one would ever have to make the claim for it. |
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Jed King |
There is no such thing as 'conditional' love, so, on your bike Jesus! |
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EA Miller |
More often than not, religion gives people the excuse to seriously abuse other people. Its bigoted, destructive nature knows no limits and is a very serious threat to us all.
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