top atheist quotes (total: 15978)
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| Thomas Paine |
Belief in a cruel God makes a cruel man.
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| Annie Dillard |
"Eskimo: 'If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?' Priest: 'No, not if you did not know.' Eskimo: 'Then why did you tell me?'" |
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| Bill Vincent |
Sheep are considered among the stupidest of farm-living creatures, herded by snapping dogs, only to have their fur sheared for market or even killed for their meat. It is by no small coincidence that Priests call the people who listen to them "their flock". |
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| Sam Harris |
"George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and Christians love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to god through his hair dryer, they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair dryer makes it any more absurd." |
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| Arne Hyman |
You can pray all you want for god to move a mountain but until you bring a shovel and do all the work, it'll never happen. All prayers are unanswered. |
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George Carlin |
"If there is a god, it has to be a man. No woman could or would ever fuck things up like this." |
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Godfrey Zoan |
Our species will never evolve beyond stupidity until the last holy book is burned, the last priest gets a real job and the last church is pulled down. |
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| Sam Harris |
The President of the United States has claimed, on more than one occasion, to be in dialogue with God. Now, if he said that he was talking to God through his hairdryer, this would precipitate a national emergency. I fail to see how the addition of a hairdryer makes the claim more ludicrous or more offensive. -- from his book, The End of Faith: Religion, Terror, and the Future of Reason |
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| Ukranian Proverb |
The church is near, but the way is icy, The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully |
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EA Miller |
No all-knowing, all-powerful, omnipresent being would require very flawed, very diverse, very regionally influenced, human beings to spread its message. |
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osirisnut |
Hitler and Stalin were pro-lifers and banned abortion, yet each of them murdered millions of people. I wonder which religion ( the roman catholic church ) inspired them. |
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osirisnut |
Pope innocent was guilty. |
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osirisnut |
There are a few different types of nun, those that prefer to use a condom, those that use the contraceptive pill, those that use the morning after pill, those that prefer the withdrawal method, those that prefer the rhythm method, and those that go the whole nine months culminating in a virgin birth. |
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Pat Simons |
If religion actually made people better the effect would be self evident, and no one would ever have to make the claim for it. |
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EA Miller |
Writers of the 3 Abrahamic religions that have seriously fucked the planet were… Barbaric ancient men who were xenophobic, homophobic, slave-approving, king-worshiping, mysogonists with no grasp of even basic science that had very specific self-serving agendas.
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osirisnut |
Religions are called faiths collectively because they believe something in absence of evidence - That's what it is! That's why it's called faith, otherwise, we'd call all religions evidence. But we don't for exactly that reason. Niel DeGrasse Tyson. |
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EA Miller |
A simple bar of soap is of much more use to me than of any god that was ever conceived. |
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EA Miller |
If you "live by the word" of the Abrahamic god, be sure to always have a large pile of stones handy! |
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Pat Simons |
I'm beyond sick of preachers seizing upon every disaster, natural and otherwise, as proof positive they speak for the almighty and must be deferred to. |
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Pat Simons |
I think the strongest evidence against God is that his existence has to be debated. |
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Pat Simons |
No scientific discovery has ever pointed to the truth of any religious concept. |
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Pat Simons |
Ninety-nine percent of all the species that ever existed are extinct. The entirety of the human experience constitutes less than an eye-blink on the time scale of the universe, and the Christian era a tiny fraction of that small number. We celebrate ourselves at our peril. |
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EA Miller |
Those who have stood in large groups, protesting distancing orders put in place to keep them safe through the course of a pandemic, are overwhelmingly white Christian men who just can’t grasp basic science. |
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EA Miller |
On “Joni Table Talkâ€, a Christian TV show, one of the guests on the show stated that she was on the beach praying for sand dollars and found 8 of them. Odd how praying to the same god doesn’t prevent children from dying in cancer wards or people from starving to death around the world. |
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osirisnut |
The Catholic Church has closed the holy healing waters of Lourdes due to the covid 19 virus. The irony is lost on them. |
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EA Miller |
“Utterly rejecting the spiritual realm is rejecting reality.†-TV Pastor Jimmy Evans
“Jimmy, perhaps you’re not familiar with the concept of reality.†-Me
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EA Miller |
When a religious TV personality offers me a “spiritual giftâ€, why do I have the feeling I’m getting an empty paper bag? |
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Pat Simons |
Religion needs to be consigned to the graveyard of bad ideas. |
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EA Miller |
The almighty Jesus didn’t have a clue about the importance of handwashing and germs. He made it clear that he believed that “evil†and "sin" were the root causes of illness. |
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EA Miller |
Accomplishing anything in life does't require praying for results. It requires actually doing something. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
The religious see information, opportunities, and resources as constraints; for the rationalist, they are bridges. - John Aubrey |
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EA Miller |
Religion:
Forfeiting logic and reason for mythological fantasy
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EA Miller |
Anything that claims it "passes all understanding" is not science based and belongs in the realm of myth and fairy-tales. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
The Promises Made By Priests And Pastors Are Altogether Meaningless.
Ergo: I'd far rather rely on the sound promise of a new bicycle for Christmas than the empty promise of an 'Aston Martin Vantage' made by a man of the cloth. |
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EA Miller |
Native Americans thrived without the God of the Bible for thousands of years as they respected the people and nature around them. Their population was only decimated when Europeans brought disease, greed, violence, and of course, Christianity. |
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EA Miller |
Creationism is not science and displaying it as such in public school’s textbooks is child abuse, plain and simple. |
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EA Miller |
It amuses me to see 'science denying' religious websites that use technology which wouldn't even exist without science! |
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EA Miller |
The gods adults pray to are as real as Santa Claus, but much less appealing. |
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EA Miller |
To "walk by faith and not by sight" would not be wise if you were approaching the edge of a cliff! |
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EA Miller |
Religion does not spread knowledge. Instead, it perpetuates ignorance through myth and pseudoscience. |
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EA Miller |
The Old Testament: fictional folklore based on pagan religions
The New Testament: fictional folklore using the Old Testament as its outline
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Pat Simons |
Not all religious people are stupid, but stupid people are always religious. |
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EA Miller |
A "perfect" being (insert imaginary god of your choice here) wouldn't constantly require such petty things as needing its ego constantly stoked. Sounds like the quality of a very insecure human being! |
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EA Miller |
Having to worship Jesus in order to not be sent to hell isn't being "saved" it's being blackmailed
-Linda Beatty
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EA Miller |
“Faith doesn't move mountains or keep you grounded. That'll be plate tectonics and gravity.â€
-Adrian Briggs
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
Religion is such a boon! When you think you know the mind of God, you can put your own at rest. Then it can -- and often does -- remain happily inactive for a lifetime! (Observation #1377) |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Psalm 118:8 - "It is better to trust in the Lord than to put confidence in man." Extract from the book of God written by man. |
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EA Miller |
Why is it that religious products which theists promise will improve your life (e.g., books, videos, jewelry) don't come with a "100% satisfaction or your money back" guarantee? Food for thought. |
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EA Miller |
Problems with the Noah’s Ark claim…
Kangaroos, koalas, and platypuses magically appearing in Australia from Mount Arafat in Turkey without a trace of physical evidence from their journey is quite a conundrum for the Christian apologist.
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EA Miller |
There are homophobic atheists in the world, but they certainly don't have a holy book which condemns a person's sexuality. That's the big difference. Atheists, on the whole, are much more acceptable of people’s life-style choices than religious people are. |
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