top atheist quotes (total: 15978)
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...and on the 6th day God created man in His own image. On the 7th day Man promptly returned the favor. |
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Carlos Mora |
When I die I will come closer to God , or in other words , I won't exist anymore .
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| Richard Pryor |
The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit! |
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| 44th President of the United States |
He who says "The United States is a Christian nation founded upon Christian principles and beliefs" is woefully ignorant of history. The United States was founded by Deists, and the puritan settlers were but one class of immigrant groups a |
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| Darren |
Not everyone is a believer in God, but we are all non-believers in one God or another. If the consequences for non-believers are an eternity in hell, then I can't wait to meet you, as we are ALL heading there. |
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| Zecklaus |
In the same week, science safely dropped a human being from space while religion shot a 14 year old girl in the head for wanting to go to school....... |
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| NoGods4Me |
Hitler was born a Catholic and was never excommunicated! His Nazis were Christians! What they did to the Jews was in the name of their biblical god! Christaholics can't seem to wrap there tiny little brains around the fact that Hitler was not an atheist. |
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Albert Einstein |
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed. |
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| Bill Hicks |
Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith." Thank God I'm strapped in right now here man. I think God put you here to test my faith, Dude. You believe that? "Uh huh." Does that trouble anyone here? The idea that God.. might be...fuckin' with our heads? I have trouble sleeping with that knowledge. Some prankster God running around: "Hu hu ho. We will see who believes in me now, ha HA. |
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| Greta X |
The mountain of evidence against religion can be contrasted with the tiny pile of sand in favor of it. A pile of sand just big enough to bury your head in. |
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| Unknown |
Religious war = My imaginary friend is better than your imaginary friend.
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Allah Verpint |
Why fear death? It's a lot less scary than life! |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Religion is exactly what you deserve when you let others do your thinking for you.
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| Carl Sagan Astronomer and Author |
We make our world significant by the courage of our questions and by the depth of our answers. |
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Pat Simons |
Reason is the first casualty of blind obedience. |
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EA Miller |
Remember that speech in the Bible where Jesus wholeheartedly spoke out against human slavery? Neither do I, and don't even get me started on a "all loving" father who drowns everyone on Earth except for a floating zoo! The Bible does not teach morality, but just the opposite I fear. |
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Pat Simons |
When criticism of supernatural nonsense is prohibited, expect to find yourself ruled by supernatural nonsense. |
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osirisnut |
Priests and other religious clerics are like ventriloquist dummies their lips move but it's their arseholes that do the talking. |
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osirisnut |
The Roman Catholic Church in honor of their 1.2 billion followers past, present, and future is dedicating a holy day to them which will commence on April 1, 2021, and every year thereafter. Hallelujah. |
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Glenn Tant |
This god is supposedly a “father†figure yet to accept me he had to plan and have carried out the beating, torture, and execution of his only son, apparently this should send a strong signal to me of how much he loves me. |
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osirisnut |
I wonder if any Christians have complained about finding a bone in their cracker. |
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Pat Simons |
Stupidity, hate, and bigotry do not stop being what they are, just because they've been given a religious paint job. |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
Faith is the foundation stone of fanaticism. (Observation #1920) |
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Pat Simons |
When dealing with the clergy it pays to keep your expectations low, and your hand on your wallet. |
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EA Miller |
If governments are giving money to religious schools, they are openly contributing to childhood indoctrination (child abuse).
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Liverson Mwandawiro |
Life was good until the story of this beard man entered the scene. |
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EA Miller |
If all religions advocate peace, then why aren’t their extremists extremely peaceful? |
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EA Miller |
If an advanced being created all of humanity and wanted people to live in a specific way according to its directive, it certainly would be as clear and concise as possible with absolutely NO interpretation required. Yet there are interpretations a plenty in ALL religious texts. |
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EA Miller |
The “Devil†(aka the enemy) in the Bible was supposedly created by a God who knew past, present, and future. In other words, God is literally responsible for anything terrible the Devil has ever done or will do. Put that in a pipe and smoke it Christians! |
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EA Miller |
Science does not require indoctrination to survive. |
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EA Miller |
Science does not require metaphor or nonsensical BS to explain things. That would be religion. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
OUR CREATION?
Did you know that life on the 4,500,000,000 year old Earth began around 3,800,000,000 years ago while Mankind as we know it didn't make it on Earth until around 1,000,000 years ago?
That means that our planet managed quite well without us for approximately 4,499,000,000 years and most of the life on Earth managed for 3,799,000,000 years without us interfering.
It also points to the fact that our planet will manage quite well without us should we all succumb to some dreadful disease of other 'calamity'.
Now what was this you were saying about our creation? |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I am a man of religious tolerance.
I can tolerate ANY religion, except for Islam, Scientology, Catholicism/Christianity, Judaism, Taoism, Sikhism, Mormonism, Jehovah's Witnesses and Zoroastrianism etc.
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EA Miller |
Obeying the will of an invisible being should be an immediate red flag telling a person that they are in dire need of psychiatric help. |
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EA Miller |
Comment from Chris Stefanick (Catholic apologist):
“I believe people are atheists because they feel cursed and abandoned by God.â€
Me: “You do know atheists don’t believe in a god, right?â€
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Life in a nutshell. The past is gone, the present is going, the future will always be there. |
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EA Miller |
Religious folk, how about a heaping helping of science and rational thought on Sundays rather than the mountain of fairy-tale garb you ingest every week? Certainly couldn’t hurt! |
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osirisnut |
Donald Trump says he hasn't touched his face in weeks and is missing it. He's obviously getting his face confused with his arse. |
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EA Miller |
For Lent, I think Catholics should give up “science denial†for 40 days. It might be tough, but it also could be enlightening! |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
God is the puppet master and we are his puppets. Time to cut some strings.
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EA Miller |
“We have a chapter on atheists and other hostiles.â€
-street evangelist speaking on “Life on the Rockâ€, a Catholic TV program
My guess is that anyone who doesn't buy his hogwash is a "hostile!" |
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EA Miller |
If man is the greatest of all of god’s creations, then why would the Earth be a so much better place to live without him? The remaining animals would breathe fresher air, have seemingly endless resources, there would be no senseless wars, greed wouldn’t even be a thing, and what beautiful habitats they’d have! |
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EA Miller |
You should not be allowed to call yourself a “charitable organization†if you helping people involves indoctrinating them into your cult. |
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EA Miller |
Per the Bible, God “created evilâ€, but why? Because even the poorest fictional writing often needs an antagonist to fight its imaginary hero! |
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EA Miller |
If you reside within a narrow-mined belief system, you’ll never live up to your full potential. |
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EA Miller |
The atrocities people commit in the name of their manufactured gods never cease to amaze me. |
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EA Miller |
I can say with absolute certainty that a fictional god will NEVER be able to provide a single one of my needs no matter how powerful people claim it is in their holy fairy-tale book. |
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EA Miller |
“Science doesn’t give a shit what you believe.â€
-author unknown, but obviously a damn cool person |
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EA Miller |
Very few things make me angrier than Christian relief organizations taking advantage of people in need by feeding them a bowl of protein slop while simultaneously shoving Jesus down their throats. Indoctrinating those who are easy prey is what they do best and is exactly how they keep their malignant cult alive. |
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EA Miller |
The Bible, the “moral guide†that casually throws words around like submit, obey, and slavery. |
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EA Miller |
My position as an atheist:
Being pro-science, pro-rational thinking, having the ability to question fantastical claims, being open-minded, wanting equality for all people, and not believing that some ancient, barbaric writings should guide a person's life.
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Pat Simons |
If religion equals morality, then why aren't our prisons over-flowing with atheists? You'd think they would be. |
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EA Miller |
There are very few things more dangerous than government officials who believe they're carrying out the will of mythological beings. |
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Abir |
I don't believe in GOD,i believe in HUMAN(The creator of imaginary creator) |
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EA Miller |
Sin is a concept made up by barbaric, homophobic, xenophobic, mysogonistic, slave approving, king-serving, men who wished to control specific parts of the population. |
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EA Miller |
"Jesus is the answer!"
Yes, but only if you give up on science, rational thinking, and reality itself.
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Pat Simons |
No scientific discovery has ever pointed to the truth of any religious concept. |
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EA Miller |
The Christian Television Network (CTN) just ran a lengthy ad condemning the Equality Act. They truly are vile human beings who do not want others who differ from them to enjoy the same rights that they have always had. Religion is absolute poison. |
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EA Miller |
Does your chosen holy book emphasize that equal rights and opportunities for all human beings is an absolute necessity? If not, you're a narrow-minded, hateful bigot that uses this book to justify your horrific actions against other people who simply want to enjoy the same opportunities that you already take for granted. |
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EA Miller |
"A religious person is a dangerous person. He may not become a thief or a murderer, but he is liable to become a nuisance. He carries with him many foolish and harmful superstitions, and he is possessed with the notion that it is his duty to give these superstitions to others."
-Marilla Ricker (1917) |
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