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Dr. Idel Dreimer Dr. Idel Dreimer The atheist has no preconceptions -- he reads the text of the universe as it appears -- and there are no explanatory footnotes. It is the theist who proposes an explanation; thus, he must bear the burden of proof. That proof is invariably what somebody said a long time ago. (Observation #1749)
EA Miller EA Miller If your god needs defending by mere mortal human beings, it isn’t much of a god at all, now is it?
EA Miller EA Miller “God is a faithful, loyal friend that will always be there for you.”

-recent comment from a mega-church TV pastor

“Like he was for most of the living things on the planet that he drowned during the Noah’s Ark story?”

-Me
EA Miller EA Miller A Catholic TV host mentioned that social media is damaging children’s brains because they are not yet fully developed. Funny how Catholic and other religious factions seem to have no problem indoctrinating these very same children before they’re old enough to think for themselves.
EA Miller EA Miller Regarding Christians reading of the Bible:

It takes some artful cherry-picking and translation to turn that archaic horror story into anything remotely pleasant.
Pat Simons Pat Simons God may be fictional, but the damage done by believers is entirely real.
Pat Simons Pat Simons Religion offers people an escape from a world that has been made worse than it has to be by religion.
EA Miller EA Miller Most atheist landlords I know would rent to a religious person as long as that person didn’t try to push religion on them. That being said, there’s a “snowball’s chance in hell” most religious landlords would knowingly rent to an atheist despite the circumstance.
EA Miller EA Miller The day that religion meets its demise is the day when humans can truly be humane for the first time.
osirisnut osirisnut Advice for the members of the priestcraft, pack up your dresses, silly fucking hats, crosses, beads, and your bullshit books and crawl back under the stones you have crawled out from under. And piss be with you all
Enoch Author Enoch Author
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Believers are not dumb. They just have a command of thoroughly useless information (apologies to Bill Watterson)
EA Miller EA Miller According to Christians, if someone as vile as a serial killer accepts Jesus as his Lord and saviour and repents his sins, he will still get into heaven. Whereas an atheist who rescues multiple children from a burning building that doesn’t accept this goes to hell. Am I the only one who sees something seriously wrong here?
EA Miller EA Miller Most of the children I know could imagine a much better world than the one supposedly created by the God of the Bible. That should tell you all you need to know about religious beliefs.
EA Miller EA Miller Fictional gods are a nasty sort so the best part about them is that they don’t exist!
EA Miller EA Miller Why am I not religious? Because I have a functioning, non-indoctrinated brain still capable of rational thought.
EA Miller EA Miller Though I am quite fond of the invisible Flying Spaghetti Monster in the sky, I would NEVER allow fairy-tale or myth to influence the decisions I make in life!
EA Miller EA Miller In religion, people are often asked to “surrender” themselves to a deity. I choose NOT to surrender myself to ignorance.
EA Miller EA Miller Religion is notorious for making a person feel overwhelmingly guilty when they’ve done absolutely NOTHING wrong.
EA Miller EA Miller When antiquated superstition is instrumental in determining the law of the land, there's ample reason for worry.
EA Miller EA Miller He found religion and simultaneously lost touch with reality.
EA Miller EA Miller “You are free to be a servant of God.”

-Rod Parsley, megachurch pastor & con-artist

I wonder if Rod realises the irony of this statement!
EA Miller EA Miller When a pastor claims the Bible is the “literal word of God” and later in the same sermon reads a Bible passage and states, “What I think the Bible is saying here…”, I can’t help but being amused by the hypocrisy!
EA Miller EA Miller Once upon a time, human beings knew nothing of science and created various gods to explain the things they didn’t understand. There is no excuse for such nonsense now!
EA Miller EA Miller Why does the “God of love” kill so many people in the Bible?
EA Miller EA Miller I think that most elementary school kids have a better grasp on reality than theologians do!
EA Miller EA Miller When asked about religion, a wise man once said, “No, thank you!”
EA Miller EA Miller Only through perpetual ignorance can religion remain a powerful force in the world.
EA Miller EA Miller Religious Person: “Respect my beliefs!” “Respect my beliefs!” “Respect my beliefs!”

Me: “No, not until you respect and stop trampling all over my non-belief.”
EA Miller EA Miller Andrew was a poetry bloke
And for a human being
An embarrassing joke
He believed in
Invisible beings in the sky
That guided his
Who, what, where and why
If only he had picked up
A science book
And never gave mythology
A serious look

Atheist poetry by EA Miller
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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A FB friend writes:

"Belief in a spiritual realm of some type has been around for many thousands of years. I can not see it disappearing anytime soon."

I write:

"The human race managed perfectly well without gods for maybe a million years before our imagination took us to another level.

"Maybe it IS possible to reverse the human situation by using our imagination more positively."
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Heaven is just like any other travel company. You have to book it, pay for it well in advance and then HOPE that all goes well during your flight and your stay. Have a nice trip.
EA Miller EA Miller To balance out the ignorance of superstition with intellect and critical thinking, I think a library should be built for every new church erected.
EA Miller EA Miller Matthew 7:1 (KJV)

"Judge not, that ye not be judged."

The religious are often quick to condemn or “pray for” atheists without ever considering asking them what they really want.
Pat Simons Pat Simons If there was some definitive argument proving the existence of god, you would be hearing that argument from every theologian on the planet. As it stands, we have approximately as many arguments for god's existence as we do theologians.
EA Miller EA Miller Mythological characters do not have the capacity to love or hate, show equality or bigotry, or exhibit generosity or greed until man first uses his pen to breathe life into them.
EA Miller EA Miller Bible study groups think that they are having meaning and intelligent discussions when in actuality all they are doing is reinforcing superstition while turning a blind eye to science.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Where knowledge enters, ignorance departs.
EA Miller EA Miller Every day I’m exceedingly grateful that I don’t let myth and superstition determine the course of my life.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Those who push religion have been deceiving folk for THOUSANDS of years. It HAS to stop!
Pat Simons Pat Simons The more I contemplate the unimaginable vastness and complexity of the universe, the more absurd man's puny little religions become.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Faith. I believe every word written in the holy books . . . . . . was authored by Man.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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I have this feeling that ALL gods have been faked. Anyone else feel the same?
EA Miller EA Miller Those that deny others love for religious reasons do not understand the concept of love. God is not love. Love is love. Plain and simple. I have no doubt that primitive people living 10,000 years ago never heard of your choice of gods and yet still ‘loved’ one another.
Pat Simons Pat Simons Humans are conditioned to believe they need religion, because it's something that saves the clergy from having to seek honest work.
EA Miller EA Miller Funny how many atheists are able to judge a person by their character (not sexual orientation, cultural beliefs, or color of their skin) and the ‘perfect’ Christian almighty god does not possess this ability. Seems like a pretty dim, narrow-minded deity to me!
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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The Islamic 72 virgins promise is asking a bit much. Maybe it was originally 72 vaginas and got taken out of context.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Muslims don't have to PRAY five times a day, they have to be BRAINWASHED five times a day. Not a lot of people know that.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Heads up! Be careful when using the word CULTS in describing the religious 'cos it's very easy to make a Freudian slip.
Pat Simons Pat Simons We humans are hard wired to try and make sense of our surroundings. It's part of our survival strategy as a species. Unfortunately, when we don't have good explanations for things we tend to start making things up. Then comes religion followed by orthodoxy, and that's where we get in trouble.
Pat Simons Pat Simons If there was some definitive argument demonstrating the existence of god, we would be hearing that argument from every theologian on the planet. As it stands, we have approximately as many arguments for god's existence as we do theologians.
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EA Miller EA Miller Other than the barbaric agenda of ancient men and complete lack of comprehending basic science, the Bible is evidence of absolutely nothing.
EA Miller EA Miller "Faith is the evidence of things unseen" just may be the most idiotic thing I hear pastors and priests say on a regular basis to their congregations of gullible followers.
EA Miller EA Miller "Did you know you have to read and interpret the Bible in a special way, otherwise all the violence and genocide and rape and racism and misogyny and immoral laws just sound like, well, violence and genocide and rape and racism and misogyny and immoral laws?"

-Michael Paulkovich
osirisnut osirisnut It's (C)ash wednesday, this is the time of year when the gullible Christians get dirt on their heads and for that privilage they get to put money into Catholic Churches begging bowl.
osirisnut osirisnut I wonder if any Christians have complained about finding a bone in their cracker.
osirisnut osirisnut The Roman Catholic Church has won the annual silly religious hat competition. Their silly fucking hat god will be so happy.
osirisnut osirisnut The day the first man put on a dress picked up beads and a bible and called himself a priest that same day a child was raped
osirisnut osirisnut The "GOP" are nuttier than a megachurch full of Christians.
Glenn Tant Glenn Tant This god is supposedly a “father” figure yet to accept me he had to plan and have carried out the beating, torture, and execution of his only son, apparently this should send a strong signal to me of how much he loves me.
EA Miller EA Miller Creationists believe that 1,700 kinds of animals left the Ark and macro-adapted into the millions of species known in Roman times, all in just 2,400 years. Then they stopped macro-adapting. That's over 3 new species popping up every hour.
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