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EA Miller EA Miller Listening to megachurch pastors condemning "vanity" while simultaneously bragging about the millions of followers they have is fucking hilarious.
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osirisnut osirisnut Theists are that dumb you'd think their heads were there just for decoration.
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EA Miller EA Miller "A religious person is a dangerous person. He may not become a thief or a murderer, but he is liable to become a nuisance. He carries with him many foolish and harmful superstitions, and he is possessed with the notion that it is his duty to give these superstitions to others."

-Marilla Ricker (1917)
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EA Miller EA Miller My position as an atheist:

Being pro-science, pro-rational thinking, having the ability to question fantastical claims, being open-minded, wanting equality for all people, and not believing that some ancient, barbaric writings should guide a person's life.
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osirisnut osirisnut The "GOP" are nuttier than a megachurch full of Christians.
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osirisnut osirisnut The day the first man put on a dress picked up beads and a bible and called himself a priest that same day a child was raped
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osirisnut osirisnut It's (C)ash wednesday, this is the time of year when the gullible Christians get dirt on their heads and for that privilage they get to put money into Catholic Churches begging bowl.
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EA Miller EA Miller I am very familiar with the Christian deity: "Lord misogynistic, homophobic, xenophobic, slave-approving, mass-murdering, child-abusing, mixed-fabric hating, science illiterate, all-knowing god who loves you dearly!"
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EA Miller EA Miller When I hear: "Most religious people are harmless."

My response to that is: "Perhaps, but if religion is replaced at the benign level with science, reason, and humanist ideals, it's far less likely to become malignant at some point in the future."
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EA Miller EA Miller Atheism is NOT a religion. Atheists have no special meeting places, no ritualistic acts, no holy book, no pastors, priests, rabbis, or shaman. In fact, we're often from diverse backgrounds with many different interests and opinions. What we do have in common, however, is that we do not believe in a god or gods. It's that simple.
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EA Miller EA Miller It really seems that more often than not, being a "good Christian" is actually an oxymoron.
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EA Miller EA Miller The Bible is as "fresh and exciting" (words many pastors and priests use in sermons) as its writers who were misogynistic, homophobic, child abusing, slave-approving, ancient desert dwellers (that never traveled farther than a donkey ride from their homes) can be!
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EA Miller EA Miller Let’s face it religious apologists, you will never “own” an atheist in a debate when your argument is primarily based on ancient fairy-tale (copied from even more ancient fairy-tale) rather than actual evidence.
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EA Miller EA Miller “You cannot put your trust in education. You can only trust your relationship with god.” -Charles Stanley, mega-church pastor

“That could very well be the dumbest advice I have ever heard!” -Me
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Pat Simons Pat Simons One of the surest ways to gain the enmity of the evangelical preachers, is to live a life of compassion, tolerance and empathy, the way Jesus taught.
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Pat Simons Pat Simons If we are made in the image of god, why aren't we invisible?
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EA Miller EA Miller “They’ll be no atheists or agnostics during the tribulation.” -Perry Stone, televangelist

"Please provide empirical evidence and peer reviewed studies for your claim.” -Me
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EA Miller EA Miller Wonder how many “New Testament Christians” went to Ken Ham’s Ark Encounter?
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EA Miller EA Miller I can get more useful information from a restaurant’s “fun facts paper place mat” than I’ll ever get out of the Bible.
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Pat Simons Pat Simons What is the point of having riches if you cannot also make the poor suffer? -- Jesus . . . Twenty-first century, blue-eyed blond, open carry, stand your ground, trickle-down, mega-church, God wants you to be rich, Jesus. /s
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Pat Simons Pat Simons The moderators of this site need to stop contributors from spamming. Limit the comments to one a week.
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EA Miller EA Miller As a child who attended the Catholic church, I was introduced to levels of idiocy I couldn’t once fathom even existed.
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EA Miller EA Miller Religion is the quickest path to going absolutely nowhere with your life.
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EA Miller EA Miller The Abrahamic religions teach morality? I’m fairly certain that my “evil atheist beliefs” would never get in the way of me baking a wedding cake for a happily engaged gay couple.
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EA Miller EA Miller A Christian television network, Daystar, often uses the phrase “real talk” on their programs. My question then is this: How can you have “real talk” when your subject matter is inundated with imaginary friends?
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Pat Simons Pat Simons When I look at the multitude of often contradictory things the human race believes in, and view the passion people have for beliefs supported by little more than the desire for them to be true, I am not filled with hope for the future of our species.
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Pat Simons Pat Simons It has always seemed to me that blind faith is the worst possible way to repay the gift of reason.
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EA Miller EA Miller This one gave me a good belly laugh:

“The truth is we’re not delusional. They (non-believers) are deceived.”

-Pastor Keith Moore
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EA Miller EA Miller Prayer disclaimer:

Results may vary. Side effects may include doubt, delusions of entitlement, auditory/visual hallucinations, feelings of being forsaken...
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Dr. Idel Dreimer Dr. Idel Dreimer If God wanted to show us he's really there -- smart, caring, and an all round great guy to boot -- you'd think he could have hit on something a little less gruesome than the crucifixion of a close relative. (Observation #1750)
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Pat Simons Pat Simons Say what you will about atheists, but at least we don't kill one another over what we think happens after we're dead. That's a theist thing.
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
(admin)
 The direct opposite of atheism is gullibility.
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EA Miller EA Miller Certainly in this era of mass media Jesus should undoubtedly be revealing God's message clearly on every smart phone, tablet, and home PC for all the world to see. But alas, nothing.
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Pat Simons Pat Simons If religion equals morality, then the Middle East should be the safest, sanest, happiest place on earth, and not the never-ending horror story it is.
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EA Miller EA Miller What do I like best about church? It keeps all of the idiots out of the stores while I go shopping on Sunday mornings!
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EA Miller EA Miller How did Noah’s Ark (about 134 meters long according to Bible specs) carry approximately 7.7 million animal species? That’s an outrageous claim even for the most imaginative of fictional writers.
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Pat Simons Pat Simons How can an all powerful god 'want' anything, and still be all powerful? By the same token, if I can anger god, then haven't I exercised power over god? I would submit that the idea of an all powerful god is a concept that collapses in on itself upon examination. God just winds up as an imaginary friend who hates the same people you hate.
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EA Miller EA Miller Christianity:

Think like us or burn in hell forever, but we love you.
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EA Miller EA Miller “The LGBT community hates when a man and a woman get married.”

-Andrew Wommack, mega-church pastor

“No, what they don’t like is you hating and condemning them for who they love.”

-Me
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EA Miller EA Miller “Isolation from the encouragement of godly friends is dangerous.”

-Pastor Charles Stanley

“Isolation from delusional people who believe in invisible sky gods is beneficial.”

-Me
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Pat Simons Pat Simons What kind of god subjects his creation to horrific tests of character he knows the outcome of in advance?
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EA Miller EA Miller Religion is a lie fabricated from ancient myth and certain parties vile, self-serving agendas.
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EA Miller EA Miller Fictitious gods cannot judge people. Only people can judge other people. And they often do.
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osirisnut osirisnut The followers of religion are that stupid they couldn't empty water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
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EA Miller EA Miller “If religion were peaceful and they were extremists, then they would be extremely peaceful!” -Jaclyn Glenn
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EA Miller EA Miller Faith and reason are mutually exclusive.
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EA Miller EA Miller I feel absolutely no obligation to any invisible gods until they can actually prove they exist, and thus far I haven't seen a speck of evidence in their favor.
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Pat Simons Pat Simons Institutions that depend on the indoctrination of children to survive, are openly acknowledging the weakness of their ideas.
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EA Miller EA Miller Religion:

When being a superstitious moron is considered a good thing
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EA Miller EA Miller It is a physical impossibility for a fictitious invisible deity to have “a plan” for your life.
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EA Miller EA Miller Creationists, there is no intelligent design. Humans need to eat every few hours, sleep about one-third of every day, and then get up and excrete whatever they can't digest.
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EA Miller EA Miller It has been my experience that people covered with tattoos and body piercings are often a hell of a lot less judgmental and much more accepting of others' differences than your average Bible thumping Christian who wears a suit to church every Sunday.
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osirisnut osirisnut A message from our creator, Lord God, and savior. " MERRY MYTHMAS EVERYONE ".
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Pat Simons Pat Simons The history of the Abrahamic religions is, to a very large extent, the story of man's inhumanity to man.
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EA Miller EA Miller Washed up actor and major Bible-thumper Kirk Cameron ignores directives from health officials to host another maskless Christmas caroling event at a Southern California mall as the region deals with an enormous surge in COVID-19 cases. There seems to be no limit to the damage that religious stupidity can cause.
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Pat Simons Pat Simons When people start claiming super-natural sanction for their behavior, then just about anything becomes possible.
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Acid Krtiana Acid Krtiana The truth is this: I don't believe in God. You can, but don't act like I'm somehow harming you or being idiotic because of my disbelief. Go eat a sandwhich.
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Pat Simons Pat Simons There are few things I find more horrifying than a politician on a moral crusade.
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Simple Boy Simple Boy They say God listens to each and every individual then why do they say pray for me?
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Simple Boy Simple Boy Omnipotent being doesn't require a revealed book to communicate his message.omnipotent being is in no need of middle men for him to convey his message.
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