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EA Miller EA Miller Who says atheists have no moral compass? Religious zealots of course. That doesn’t seem to carry much weight though when I would much rather donate my money to cancer research than to a shyster mega-church pastor.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Theist: "Can you offer PROOF that God doesn't exist?"

Atheist: "Tell me what PROOF you require and I'll go get it."
Pat Simons Pat Simons If there was such a thing as doctrinal truth, there wouldn't be over 30,000 christian denominations.
EA Miller EA Miller Loving another human being is perfectly natural. Loving a fictional invisible sky daddy and expecting him to grant you favors is delusional and worthy of long term mental health care.
Pat Simons Pat Simons You rarely, if ever, hear conservative christians demanding government address healthcare, housing, and education. Most often they are urging government to target and strip rights from a minority, like gay people, who offend their cherished christian principles.
EA Miller EA Miller Only a weak-minded person needs a god to validate their worth.
Enoch Author Enoch Author
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Religion is its own executioner
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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If there was any truth at all in prophesying, prophets would be among the richest people on Earth.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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The one overriding fault with humans is that some have too LITTLE imagination while some others have too MUCH.
EA Miller EA Miller Religion is the most destructive force on the planet.
EA Miller EA Miller The religious are gullible to suggestion, ill-informed, and perfectly fine with it.
EA Miller EA Miller There’s a reason it’s a lot easier to become a pastor than an astrophysicist.
EA Miller EA Miller TV Pastor: “You cannot out give God.”

Me: “Give a single cent or shilling and you’ve literally given more than any fictitious god ever has.”
EA Miller EA Miller Stupidity comes in many forms, but more often than not it’s coated with antiquated, narrow-minded religious beliefs.
EA Miller EA Miller No matter how authoritative a person attempts to sound while reading the Bible, it still doesn’t change the fact that it’s a work of pure fiction.
EA Miller EA Miller You know what’s really fun? Watching a TV pastor talking about the importance of using fasting to “get closer to God” while kicking back and devouring a giant plate of nachos!
Pat Simons Pat Simons No god ever fed a hungry child.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Do you know what I think hilariously funny about the brainwashed, brain dead, bible thumping creation believers?

They'll swear to believing that the Earth and everything was created less than seven thousand years ago while at the same time leaving their fossil fuelled (coal, oil and gas that are made from long dead plants and animals) heated and lighted homes and using transport that is powered by fossil fuels to attend places of worship built of various sedimentary and metamorphic rock that consists mainly of the remains of countless numbers of creatures that lived and died over many hundreds of millions - even BILLIONS - of years.

The fairy tale story of 'The Creation' pales in comparison to the REAL story of how we, the Earth, and everything else came to be.

Gods' are NOT great. Gods' are fiction.
Pat Simons Pat Simons The entirety of the human experience, from the time our puny ancestors descended from the trees and began walking upright, to the present day, constitutes less than an eye blink on the time scale of the universe. It takes a towering conceit to say it's all the doing of a god born of mythology from the infancy of civilization. Mythology written by people who didn't know where the sun went at night.
EA Miller EA Miller “A question for theists. If your side of the argument has the truth, then why do you need to: misrepresent science, quote mine, and use strawman fallacies? Just wondering why lying for Jesus is a thing.” -Stephen George
EA Miller EA Miller I once heard the voices of gods and angels, but thankfully the medication made it all go away!
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Gods throughout history have tried in vain to kill off their rival gods by hiring lots of killers to do the job for them.
EA Miller EA Miller TV Pastor Christine Caine: “I’d rather make God happy than people happy.”

Me: “I’d rather make real things happy (e.g., friends, loved ones, a pet) than an imaginary sky daddy who cannot possibly reciprocate.”
EA Miller EA Miller Christian television calls many of its programs “family friendly”. Calling them “cult friendly” would be far more accurate.
Jed King Jed King 'Having absolutely no fear of death certainly makes life a whole lot bloody easier'.
Jed King. 2012.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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No god ever spoke even one word nor did any god write even one word.
EA Miller EA Miller People continue to "pray for peace on Earth" despite thousands of years of failed attempts.
EA Miller EA Miller “Religious freedom” does NOT give you the right punish those who do NOT share your beliefs.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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I've just been informed that I will see sense only when I have found God.

But how can I find God when All the gods are in hiding along with the Mermaids, Unicorns, Leprechauns, Fairies, Ogres, Pixies, The Loch Ness Monster, Santa, The Tooth Fairy, The Talking Snakes and those Flying Donkeys, etc?
Akanyang Canine Akanyang Canine The Bible is not "HOLY". There's nothing HOLY about Women & child abuse, rape, Slavery, Racism, murder, & Fathers sleeping with daughters
EA Miller EA Miller Is it saner to be alone and yell at the TV when your favourite sports team is losing a match or to be alone talking to an invisible friend who lives in the sky? Just curious!
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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We have to alter our clocks by an hour tonight. This is simply because 'God the Creator' got things wrong right from the outset.

Furthermore, we have to resort to this action twice per year in order to save our farmers from having to milk their cows in the dark.

Surely HE should've seen this problem arising?
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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To be a good Christian, a good Muslim, a good Jew or a good supporter of any other god based religion, one has to ACCEPT the lies, to ACCEPT how to SPREAD the lies and also how to DENY the TRUTH by whatever means one can.
EA Miller EA Miller “God is an unreasonable excuse for reasonable ignorance.”

Michael A. Sherlock
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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It's not right that Muslim men have more than one wife. It just doesn't seem fair on them.

I mean, NO man deserves more than one mother-in-law!
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Selling Heaven is a lot like selling Time-Share apartments.

But at least with Time-Share you do get to see the apartment.
EA Miller EA Miller It may start with a judge ruling that a straight baker doesn’t have to bake a gay couple a wedding cake because of his religious beliefs, but what's certain to happen at some point is a "Christian" physician or nurse will refuse to provide a gay person, a person of another religious denomination, or an atheist, medical care because it goes against his/her beliefs. The direct result of this could literally be death.
EA Miller EA Miller Religion and critical thinking cannot coexist with one another.
EA Miller EA Miller Christian: “The very size of the universe should make us stand in wonder and awe of God. The universe shows us just how creative and powerful God really is. In fact, to God, the universe is probably rather small.”

Me: “If that were so, then you would likely represent less than the size of an atom to this grand creator. Do you think you could have a personal, loving relationship with an electron? Do you even care about electrons? Just curious.”
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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I do wish more religious waverers would take a little time out to watch this TV 1999 remake of a 1955 film based on the true case of a young teacher brought to trial in 1925 for trying to teach Evolution in a school in the USA.

It SHOULD tell you all you need to know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYCfo4hVolQ
Dr. Idel Dreimer Dr. Idel Dreimer The universe -- call it God if you wish -- is creative, but amoral. Morality has its roots in tribal co-operation and is a function of tribal survival. (Observation #1394)
EA Miller EA Miller Nothing breeds ignorance more rapidly than organized religion.
EA Miller EA Miller “Over time, all religion would converge towards the truth if any were true. The fact that religion is continuing to diverge indicates no religion is the ‘right’ religion and no deity is the ‘right’ deity.”

–Gordo
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Well, it's only like this bloke from way-back-when who picked up what he thought was a stick and suddenly it turned out to be a snake so he flung it down on the ground.

He then thought, "Hey! With a bit of work that'd make a great story for a biblical miracle, if they ever get around to writing them down!"
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Different belief systems.

The atheist's belief can change according to the changes in knowledge. Whereas the theist's belief is set for life.
EA Miller EA Miller Humans created gods and belief in gods created monsters.

Any questions?

Michael A. Sherlock
EA Miller EA Miller Rather than going to a church every Sunday to celebrate ‘death’, we atheists choose to avoid church and celebrate ‘life’ on Sundays instead.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Mankind is OLDER than God. But only just.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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If Jesus REALLY loved us he would come back and tell us it's all been con and that his REAL dad was a randy Roman soldier who had his end away with mother Mary while Joseph was out at work.

I mean, that's FAR more likely to be the truth.
Novah Waijaha Novah Waijaha only a mad man would weave a perfect creation only to destroy it and claim to be a deity
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EA Miller EA Miller Religion dumbs a person down to the point that they no longer challenge even the most outrageous claims from their cult of choice.
Dr. Idel Dreimer Dr. Idel Dreimer Faith is the foundation stone of fanaticism. (Observation #1920)
Dr. Idel Dreimer Dr. Idel Dreimer Religion is an imaginative construct -- a work of art, if you will -- but it differs from other narratives in its social impact. It gives hope of resurrection, salvation, and ultimate justice. It comforts with an anthropocentric view of an otherwise alien or even hostile universe. It soothes with repetition and communal ritual. Because it claims divine origin, it insulates itself -- and believers -- from mere mortal criticism. These elements create a powerful mythic cultural glue which enhances social unity -- and which -- historically -- has enabled tribal survival.

At the heart of its power lies certainty -- which is both its inspirational strength and its moral weakness: while inspiring faith with claims of infallibility and moral purity -- it allows the commission of unconscionable evils in its promulgation and defence. Reason requires that, in the absence of evidence, religion should deny certainty -- but this is like asking the dictator to renounce power, the charlatan to proclaim his deceptions, the predator to give warning to its prey.(Observation #1922)
Pat Simons Pat Simons Nothing excuses hate and intolerance quite like religion.
EA Miller EA Miller I am very familiar with the Christian deity: "Lord misogynistic, homophobic, xenophobic, slave-approving, mass-murdering, child-abusing, mixed-fabric hating, science illiterate, all-knowing god who loves you dearly!"
EA Miller EA Miller Anything that requires "faith" instead of "actual proof" throws rational thinking right out the window.
osirisnut osirisnut Priests and other religious clerics here are some additional commandments that you should follow. Though shall not groom children. Though shall not molest children. Though shall not rape children. Though shall not be misogynists. Though shall not be homophobic. Though shall not be bigots.
osirisnut osirisnut Dope Francis and Donald (J)ackass Trump have one thing in common, they are both pathological liars.
osirisnut osirisnut Can someone please confirm that they don't still drink water from lead pipes in the vatican.
osirisnut osirisnut Being gay is not a sin. Atheism is not a sin. Beloning to the wrong religion is not a sin. Why? Because sin is an imaginery disease invented to sell you an imaginery cure.
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