top atheist quotes (total: 16009)
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EA Miller |
All religious groups are cults. Some are just larger than others. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
God isn't immortal. However, the idea of God would appear to be. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
We should be able to read about the Devil's version of events. It's not too late for Satan's Biography to hit the shelves.
He could get ghost writers to do it, just like God did with his. |
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Pat Simons |
Few things bring out the worst in people quite like being convinced their behavior is sanctioned by the almighty. |
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EA Miller |
All I need to truly believe in anything is actual evidence, and religion has NEVER once provided me with that. |
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Pat Simons |
Few things irritate me more than the spectacle of politicians trying to out Jesus one another. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
"Creation Science" is the finest example of an oxymoron you will ever get |
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EA Miller |
I find it hard to believe that I am doomed to an “eternal lake of fire†just because I don’t believe in a ridiculous fairy-tale. |
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EA Miller |
Isn't it odd that so many different religions all claim to have the "one true God" ? I call shenanigans! |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
There was a time when we atheists were in the majority. It was just after Mankind created the first god. |
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EA Miller |
If you're comfortable with religion providing all of life's answers, you've become much too comfortable! |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
And another thing . . .
There's a fortune to be made by someone who can come up with an anti-religion vaccine. |
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Pat Simons |
Humans are conditioned to believe they need religion, because it's something that saves the clergy from having to seek honest work. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
There will come a time in the near future when NOBODY will be brave enough to admit to once believing in God.
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
The Naked Truth. It doesn't matter a damn how much one dresses up a god, 'cos no matter what a god wears he will never be seen. |
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EA Miller |
You have to wonder why anyone would choose supernatural magic over data-driven science, but that's exactly what every religious person does on a daily basis. |
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EA Miller |
There’s religion, and then there’s reality.
Take your pick, but choose wisely!
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EA Miller |
If you have a deep seeded desire to love a fictional character, why not choose Santa? He's a heck of a lot nicer than that God character! |
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EA Miller |
If your happiness is contingent on the approval of an imaginary friend, then you need to grow up! |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Many theists KNOW in their heart that they are backing a loser, they just won't come out and admit it for fear of MAYBE being wrong.
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EA Miller |
Science:
When you’ve decided that the advice of ancient goat-herders from the Bronze Age just isn’t cutting it!
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EA Miller |
A secular humanist's poem:
Pray for a multitude of things
Despite its utter meaninglessness
Though your efforts seem noble
No relief is on the horizon
Still steady is the course
To absolutely nowhere
But keep in mind
You can abandon
Antiquated beliefs
And steer your own damn boat!
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I'll tell you what WOULD convince me there's an Afterlife. God puts up a selfie on social media with my mum and dad included in the picture, thumbs up and smiling.
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Father confessional time. "I've slept with all three of my sisters. And the cat." |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Here's a pertinent question on the origin of life.
If space explorers of the not too distant future discover primordial life existing on another planet or moon in our solar system, how will that life form be explained? |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
What harm has religion ever done to anyone?
Damn! This 'Sarcasm font' I've just purchased on line today is fcukin' useless! |
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Pat Simons |
Myths are the self-evident truths of other eras that have been subjected to the scientific method. |
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EA Miller |
A wise person NEVER embraces the actions of fictional gods as a guideline to live life by since NOTHING good can come of it. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Monotheism is a move in the right direction, as the closer one is to having ONE god, the closer one is to having NO god. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Christians 'crossing' themselves in prayer to their god is just as offensive to me as Muslims calling out 'allahu akbar'. |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
Complex things do not begin with complexity, but with simplicity; that is why "God" is an unconvincing ultimate first cause for the universe -- he is never described as simple -- but always in terms of a powerful "divine" complexity. (Observation #1321) |
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EA Miller |
What all religions have in common is that they are faith based. People are taught to believe claims from some ancient text or self-proclaimed spiritual leader, instead of relying on their own senses, evidence and critical thinking.
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EA Miller |
“Of all the animosities which have existed among mankind, those which are caused by a difference of sentiments in religion appear to be the most inveterate and distressing, and ought to be deprecated. I was in hopes that the enlightened and liberal policy, which has marked the present age, would at least have reconciled Christians of every denomination so far that we should never again see the religious disputes carried to such a pitch as to endanger the peace of society.â€
~Founding Father George Washington, letter to Edward Newenham, October 20, 1792
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EA Miller |
"Many fanatical Christians are unable to accept historical events as they occurred and insist on altering history in order to fit their religious version of events."
-Shanna Babilonia
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EA Miller |
One of my favorite quotes given repeatedly by pastors:
“Sometimes it may seem like god isn’t answering your prayers, but he’s always working behind the scenes.â€
Of course the real reason is that non-existent mythical gods cannot grant wishes in the first place!
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Are we destined to be born again after death? Well, as I see it, we MAY be born again.
The thing is we will never be born to be exactly the same as we were born our lifetime ago.
We may even be born something Non-human. Even something Non-organic.
You might be living your next life as a haemorrhoid on a pastor's bottom or grain of sand on bottom of the deepest ocean.
Whatever. Congratulations on your future new existence. |
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EA Miller |
I truly admire the atheist population. Despite theists’ attempts to force religion upon them through early indoctrination, violence, exile, mass media, and multitudes of churches, mosques, and temples, they continue to think, evolve, and persist! |
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EA Miller |
Prayer has never fed the poor, taken care of the sick, or provided a home to those who are homeless. Those are simply acts of human kindness. |
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A.A. Lewis |
In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessings. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
When the waterholes were dry, people sought to drink at the mirage. ― Evelyn Waugh, |
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Carlos Mora |
Women should feel proud for not having written anything in the bible
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Davo Yumpus |
Oh no my friend, I am not "lost".
I am very well aware of what the Bible preaches & I deliberately choose to mock it ! |
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Yashashwi Sidharth |
When someone realizes that reality is much more awesome than made up things, he becomes an atheist. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
The real issue is not whether God exists or not, but where to take the argument once one decides that he evidently doesn't - Allain De Botton |
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| Ricky Gervais |
Everyone has the right to believe anything they want. And everyone else has the right to find it fucking ridiculous. |
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| Karen Mkrtchyan |
If God was the one who created me, then he is a total jerk. He fucked up my nose, the bastard. |
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| Unknown |
You may believe god keeps you safe, but at the end of the day, I know you'll look both ways before crossing the street. |
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| Joe Stingel |
World peace is but a fantasy so long as there exists religion. |
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| Hugh Laurie |
if you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people |
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| Arthur Shuey |
Fundamentalists believe the problem is eating from the Tree of Knowledge. Atheists believe the problem is cutting it down |
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