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EA Miller EA Miller NEVER take fantasy literally. Otherwise you might stop thinking for yourself and believe some imaginary god is running your life. How absolutely absurd would that be?
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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 It's ridiculous that a group of so called "believers" fight tooth and nail to protect the group from ever learning the REAL truth.
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EA Miller EA Miller Would you hire a home-builder, caterer, or home health aide to take care of an elderly relative on pure faith without a solid list of references? Of course not! But this is exactly what religious folk do and they often base very important life decisions on it. It’s truly baffling!
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EA Miller EA Miller I’m just a figment of your imagination, always have been. Please seek help.


-GOD
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osirisnut osirisnut The same old argument. Nuns wear clothing from head to foot so why can't Muslim women? The answer is quite simple. Those brutal bitches want to. Whereas Muslim women must, 'cos it's mandatory.
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osirisnut osirisnut Christianity has the moral superiority of a turd. If the pope put a turd in a dress stuck a halo on the top and called it a saint Catholics would pray to it. And there is overwhelming evidence that it's been done in the past, some of the people (if not all) that have been made saints is questionable.
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EA Miller EA Miller Those of you who are “strong in the faith”, let me ask you this…

If you were diagnosed with a progressive disease like cancer, would you rather see a doctor for treatment or try to pray it away?
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EA Miller EA Miller Choose Atheism:

Because anything else is just ridiculous!
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EA Miller EA Miller All religious so-called holy books (Bible, Torah, Quran, Vedas, etc.,)love to tell people what to do, but...

Ask yourself, why would an extremely advanced, intelligent, supreme being give a rat’s ass about what a person wears, eats, or drinks?!
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EA Miller EA Miller Religion is a self-perpetuating fraud-system. Each indoctrinated generation indoctrinates the next. Church and clergy sit back and profit
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EA Miller EA Miller Atheism:

When that light bulb in your head FINALLY gets turned on!
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osirisnut osirisnut Atheism the non prophet organization.
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osirisnut osirisnut When the early Christians (sand dwellers) created their diety, little did they know that they created it with a multiple personality disorder. The father, The son and The spook. Or as they call it, The Trinity.
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EA Miller EA Miller Atheism:

Because life is too short to be a mindless religious drone!
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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 According to God: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, but by all means feel free to covet thy neighbour's children.
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Pat Simons Pat Simons Humanity's need of a redeemer is predicated on the story of a pair of nudists in the very distant past, who took dietary advice from a talking snake. All of which was written down by a never named third person who knew what was going on in the mind of god.
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EA Miller EA Miller I heard a Catholic cardinal on TV a few days ago talk about how “very compatible” science and religion are. Best laugh I had in months!
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Doug Stanhope Doug Stanhope If you really believe that death leads to eternal bliss, then why are you wearing a seatbelt?
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EA Miller EA Miller Belief in yourself and your abilities is much more advantageous than belief in a fictional god!
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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 A really successful lie evolves and takes on a life of its own. Holy books are full of such examples.
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EA Miller EA Miller "God is always the equivalent of ‘I do not know.’ "

— Annie Besant
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Dr. Idel Dreimer Dr. Idel Dreimer Religion -- the happy marriage of gullibility and mendacity. (Observation # 1095)
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osirisnut osirisnut Worshiping a god and flogging a dead horse have uncanny similarities you can do both all day long and the results would be the same.
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EA Miller EA Miller Jesus is Love? Read the bible quote below and you be the judge!

“If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.” – Luke 14.
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vivek viru vivek viru If David Copperfield, David Blaine were born before 2000 years ago. They would've been called as Gods.
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Enoch Author Enoch Author
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 Jesus Pie, I was once offered a slice. The crust was thin and it had no filling. It cost a lot and smelled fishy.
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osirisnut osirisnut For too long religion has enjoyed the benefit of the doubt, taking all the benefit and allowing none of the doubt. Pat Condell.
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EA Miller EA Miller How about replacing the United States ‘National Day of Prayer’ with a ‘National Day of Rational Thinking’?

Is that too much to ask? Probably!
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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 "If God didn't want us to be Atheist he should never have given us the power of thought." ~ Anthony W Allsop (Genesis)

Blimey! I'm even scratching my own head at that one!!
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osirisnut osirisnut If there are any of the inflicted (religious) reading this here is some advice just for you. Get off your knees, unclasp your hands throw away the beads the book and get a fucking life before it's too late.
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Enoch Author Enoch Author
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 They told me to pack carefully and plan a route to a destination from which no one has ever returned. Then they asked me for money...
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Enoch Author Enoch Author
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 Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered.
― Victor J. Stenger
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osirisnut osirisnut "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, It is the illusion of knowledge."
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MR. Wolfe MR. Wolfe We dream of world peace, we dream of curing cancer, we dream of flying cars but we still want to teach religion instead of science
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osirisnut osirisnut Men who want to join the priestcraft study for seven years, at the end of which they receive a Ph.D. in nonsense.
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Kwasi Cyrus Kwasi Cyrus its easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled
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osirisnut osirisnut It's just beyond the realms of stupidity one of those crazy catholic priests has said, "celibacy is a gift". I bet if his cock could talk it would tell a different story.
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Enoch Author Enoch Author
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 The Lord Has Risen: Fake News
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osirisnut osirisnut "Jesus Christ didn't exist". There is little evidence for a person known as Jesus existing in history, he is a fictional character invented by followers of Christianity to create a figure to worship. In 126 historical texts all written in the period during or soon after the supposed existence of Jesus, none mention him. "Jesus of Nazareth was nothing more than an urban (or desert) legend, likely an agglomeration of several evangelic and deluded rabbis who might have existed. Michael Paulkovich.
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osirisnut osirisnut It's ironic that the catholic church has a holy week especially when four of the days are named after Norse gods and three are named after planetary bodies. That must piss them off.
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osirisnut osirisnut I have been asked why do I hate religion so much? I reply you are mistaken I don't hate religion I fucking detest it and I treat it with the contempt it truly deserves.
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Gordon Lamb Gordon Lamb In prayer, one goes alone into a dark place, and thinks of other people in a very specific way until the person praying feels better.

Funny, I've always called it masturbation.
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Akanyang canine Akanyang canine Life is too short to be ruled by fear of a God.
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Enoch Author Enoch Author
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 You cannot reason people out of a position that they did not reason themselves into. ― Ben Goldacre, Bad Science
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Enoch Author Enoch Author
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 Those who would renegotiate the boundaries between church and state must therefore answer a difficult question: why would we trade a system that has served us so well for one that has served others so poorly? ― Sandra Day O'Connor
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osirisnut osirisnut Making the sign of the cross is yet another sign, another sign of complete stupidity.
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osirisnut osirisnut The main difference between the bible and an onion, you don't cry when cutting up the bible.
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osirisnut osirisnut So christ over 2000 years ago could walk on water, raise the dead, turn water into wine, feed the multitudes with a couple of loaves and some fish and resurrect himself. In the 21st century, he's credited with his image appearing on toast, on a cheerio, on a tree stump and a dogs arse. etc etc. . . Yes god does work in mysterious ways wonders to perform.
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osirisnut osirisnut A mass grave of babies and toddlers has been discovered at a former catholic mother and baby home in Tuam, Ireland where up to 800 hundred died, government-appointed investigators said. Excavations at the site have uncovered an underground structure divided into 20 chambers containing "significant quantities of human remains", the judge-led commission said.... Some say the catholic church is the caring, compassionate and loving catholic church and some tell the fucking truth.
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Malcolm Dodd Malcolm Dodd A decent man gets blown up by an Islamist suicide-bomber, spends eternity watching the bomber shagging 72 virgins; not much justice in life, even less in death.
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Gwendolyn Gwynn Gwendolyn Gwynn I can only offer my steadfast assurance based upon the sciences, from dissecting a single photon to measuring the width of our universe, that all religion is twaddle.
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Gwendolyn Gwynn Gwendolyn Gwynn Biblical stories scream for the preface, "Once upon a time...",
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Gwendolyn Gwynn Gwendolyn Gwynn Were you raised by rational atheists, you would know there is no need to numb your mind for a life of despair and pain as you dream of promised, unseen rewards. Science has given us a new world that is simply too amazing, and too beautiful, to continue to ignore.
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EA Miller EA Miller “When God says no, he’s saying I love you.”

-Charles Stanley, TV Pastor

“Does that apply to someone starving to death, praying for food, and not receiving any?”

-Me
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EA Miller EA Miller “Prove God doesn’t exist.”

-any given theist

“That’s a tough one. Show me how it’s done by proving Zeus and Apollo don’t exist, and I’ll use your method.”

-Pat Condell

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EA Miller EA Miller My favorite definition of the Bible:

“An ancient novel full of murder, corruption, homophobia, bestiality, incest and cruelty. It’s often read to children on Sundays.”
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Josy Roy Josy Roy Absence of the evidence is the evidence of the absence!!
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Akanyang Canine Akanyang Canine Intelligent people are product of evolution, the rest are created by god.
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Pat Simons Pat Simons If truth was the product of belief, we would be living on a flat earth at the center of the universe.
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Gwendolyn Gwynn Gwendolyn Gwynn We should give Christians credit where credit is due. Patiently remaining faithful, staring at the clouds for 2,000 years, waiting for their promises to just fall out of the sky, they must be considered at least as patient as they are gullible.
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