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osirisnut osirisnut "What I say to people who are against abortions is, if you are against it, don't have one." "If you are against gay marriage, don't get gay married. You won't like it. It's not for you! But live and let live." Michael Moore.
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osirisnut osirisnut The real reason why so many men join the priesthood, they failed clown college and the catholic church was the only alternative.
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Enoch Author Enoch Author
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 Atheism, saving the world one mind at a time.
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Jed King Jed King If you call yourself a Philosopher and you claim the
existence of a supernatural God, you just ain't asking the right questions.
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Pat Simons Pat Simons All religions are so obviously false as to be laughable. Except for mine. Mine is self-evident truth of the highest order, and I'll kill anyone who says otherwise. (Snark)
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osirisnut osirisnut The bible is chloroform in print. Christopher Hitchens.
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osirisnut osirisnut A long time ago on the 25th of December, a great man was born and by the age of thirty he had transformed the world that man's name was Sir Issac Newton. Neil degrasse Tyson .
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Enoch Author Enoch Author
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 The superior man does what is right. The inferior man turns to religion. John Aubrey
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mhardy mhardy There is no life after death -- only death after life.
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Manmohan Jadhav Manmohan Jadhav There is a power which is ruling this universe, but don't really have to name it as god or shit...
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osirisnut osirisnut Perverts, pedophiles and priests have the same first and last letters. Coincidence? I don't think so.
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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 That 'life after death' crap is rubbish. What we experience AFTER death will be equal to what we were experiencing BEFORE we were conceived.

It's that simple.
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osirisnut osirisnut Some ridiculous religious quotes. Hate the sin not the sinner. There's none so blind as those that can't see. If thine eye offends pluck it out if thine hand offends cut it off. And whoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also. Just makes you want to drop to your knees holding your sides and howling with laughter.
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Lebohang Matjele Lebohang Matjele Humans have sense, but if those sense can't detect the existence of the invisible then such thing doesn't exist.
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Santeri Hantula Santeri Hantula I do not see what purpose other than giving comfort does religion fill in modern world. Even then it is just ignorant comfort.
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mhardy mhardy Why don't the devotees of the Holy Ghost demonstrate against natural catastrophes which they themselves call an act of God? After all, HUMAN LIVES MATTER, don't they?
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osirisnut osirisnut When christians try to contact the dead (saints) the catholic church calls it praying, when others try to contact the dead the catholic church calls it satanic rituals.
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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 There's NO explaining piety:

"Yes, I believe in the bible. Except the bit about the creation. And perhaps that bit about Noah and the flood. Oh, and some of those miracles are too silly to be taken seriously and that story of a virgin giving birth is too daft to laugh at.

"So too is that account of someone rising from the dead. I ask you, who believes in zombies and ghosts, these days?

"But, yes. I believe in the bible."
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osirisnut osirisnut If the pope was ambidextrous he would be useless with both hands.
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osirisnut osirisnut Man has accomplished far more miracles than the god he invented. Rod Steiger.
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Dr. Idel Dreimer Dr. Idel Dreimer Religion -- an intellectual colouring book for adults. (Observation #670)
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Dr. Idel Dreimer Dr. Idel Dreimer Religion -- the refuge of those for whom thinking is too much of a challenge. (Observation # 669)
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Santeri Hantula Santeri Hantula You can't expect me to take your religion if you yourself reject someone elses religion, especially if you try to convert the said religions into your own.
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Santeri Hantula Santeri Hantula Religion is the first scientific theory and it has been proven wrong. Like all the theories that have been proven wrong we must move on to more reliable theories.
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Wayne Adams Wayne Adams Decaying Dogma fertilizes free thought.
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osirisnut osirisnut "Sheeple" a word that aptly describes the religious, people that are easily lead and unable to think for themselves.
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Deacon Verter Deacon Verter Christians say that God and Jesus are one. Yet if we replaced every "God" or "Jesus" in the Bible with "Godjesus," Christianity wouldn't last a year.
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Deacon Verter Deacon Verter Theists claim to base their morality "on God's will." This is just admitting that they are willing, if commanded by their god, to kill babies, kittens and puppies. And before you say "God wouldn't do that," please read your "holy" book again.
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Deacon Verter Deacon Verter Christians who say "God is love" have it half right: God IS a feeling, not a being, but just as often manifests as hatred.
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Tubo Smith Tubo Smith What if Jesus plea bargained probation instead of crucifixion?
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Hugh Roberts Hugh Roberts Christianity.
In the times of Jesus virgin births were common. A young woman who became pregnant out of wedlock was thrown into a pit and Christians pounded her and her unborn baby to a bloody pulp with stones. That's Christianity.
Doctors, having taken the hipocratic oath to save lives declared that young unmarried ladies in such a position were still virgins. Hence virgin births. It other words Jesus was an illegitimate bastard.
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Enoch Author Enoch Author
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 Fiction writers, magicians, politicians and priests are the only people rewarded for entertaining us with their lies” ― Bangambiki Habyarimana
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carlton sumsion carlton sumsion The men who committed the atrocities on September 11 were certainly not the cowards as repeatedly described in the Western media, nor were they lunatics in any ordinary sense.

They were men of faith, perfect faith, as it turns out. And this - it must finally be acknowledged - is a terrible thing to be.

Sam Harris
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N A N A it is not an athiest's responsibilty to disprove God - The person presenting the theory of God must provide the evidence.
Just because something cannot be disproven does not make it true.
We cannot prove that unicorns dont exist, does this mean that they are real?
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Lawd Cheesy Crust Lawd Cheesy Crust Creationism, it just makes no science.
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Lawd Cheesy Crust Lawd Cheesy Crust Religion sells the disease and the cure.
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osirisnut osirisnut Anyone thinking of joining an evil organization, there are about 4,200 religions they can choose from.
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Rich Williamson Rich Williamson Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, wasting time praying to an imaginary being turns your brain to rust
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Enoch Author Enoch Author
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 I'm so constipated I can only shit small psalms
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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 One should never question the words, wisdom and workings of God, as it tends to undermine the credibility of religion.
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osirisnut osirisnut It's a place that hides criminals from justice and by doing so it condones heinous acts of which they are guilty of. It paints itself whiter than white when in fact it's evil. That place is called the "VATICAN".
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osirisnut osirisnut Catholic priests always bless their food before they eat it, so does that then mean that the bowel movement they make the next day is Holy crap or Holy shit?. If that is the case then do they pray to it? if they do it's probably the only Holy thing that they will ever see that they pray to. Considering they pray to a lot of alleged Holy things that they never see.
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osirisnut osirisnut Most civilized nations are turning their backs on religion. Religions are slowly losing their reign of terror on the masses and the masses are now seeing them for the fakery they are.
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Enoch Author Enoch Author
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 (seeking God) ...makes no sense. It’s like asking directions to the edge of the earth; The Earth is a sphere; it doesn’t have an edge; so looking for it is a futile exercise - Steven J. Hawking
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Enoch Author Enoch Author
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 It is said if you call a dog’s tail a leg the dog still has only four legs. Likewise with the natural world, God and the afterlife.
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Baron von Knifty Baron von Knifty
If god is truth, then truth is a lie. But truth can't lie, so god doesn't exist.
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osirisnut osirisnut There's only two things i hate about the leaders of religion, everything they do and everything they say.
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Dr. Idel Dreimer Dr. Idel Dreimer Only from a free exchange and competition will the best ideas emerge and triumph; those with the worst ideas are the most anxious that freedom be suppressed and competition curtailed. This accounts for the confidence of science, and the defensiveness of religion. (Observation # 495)
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Bob Allen Bob Allen It is evident that humans commonly invent fictional characters including gods, and it is also evident that some greedy people use the concept of God as a confidence scam for personal gain. It is then reasonable to say that God is both a fictional character and a confidence scam.
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Bob Allen Bob Allen The original sin was inventing God
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Gwendolyn Gwynn Gwendolyn Gwynn If you are willing and curious, the door of understanding will be open to you, but if you close your mind and shut your eyes, you will be consumed by ignorance; the mind cannot grow in darkness.
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Gwendolyn Gwynn Gwendolyn Gwynn Come now, let us reason together say the wise; though your questions be complex, they shall be reasons for study; though the answers may be unknown today, they shall be known in time.
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Gwendolyn Gwynn Gwendolyn Gwynn Reason alone has delivered us from the ages of darkness, has transformed mankind with knowledge and enlightenment, and has given us a universe to explore.
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Gwendolyn Gwynn Gwendolyn Gwynn Men of faith, why stand mouths agape gazing into the sky? Jesus, who you believe was taken from you into heaven, was not real. You have been deceived, for like all other gods and sons of gods, your God is a myth.
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Pat Simons Pat Simons A god who requires apologists to explain things isn't very good at getting its point across, and the christian god has failed miserably.
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Pat Simons Pat Simons You rarely, if ever, hear conservative christians demanding government address healthcare, housing, and education. Most often they are urging government to target and strip rights from a minority, like gay people, who offend their cherished christian principles.
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EA Miller EA Miller Why does a god without sexual organs seem to care so much about the type of sex human beings are having?
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EA Miller EA Miller Christian television uses social media on a grand scale to spread their propaganda yet shuns the science that actually produced this technology.
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EA Miller EA Miller Why would a god give humans a brain capable of critical thinking and then ask them to use zero thought and “walk by faith” instead?
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EA Miller EA Miller “With my whole heart I sing your praise.”

-lyrics from a Christian song

“Not possible, the heart cannot sing. It’s an organ that pumps blood throughout the body via the circulatory system.”

-Me
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