top atheist quotes (total: 15978)
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| Baron von Knifty |
Those who condemn Science are the ones who want to remain ignorant of it.
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| GL |
Christian reasoning: If the evidence contradicts the claim, the evidence is wrong and needs to be thrown out of the window |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Beware of any god that can only exist outside of reality or inside someone’s thoughts.
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| Alexander Leslie Bradbury |
a christian prays to god for a cure of cancer while a atheist works towards the cure of it,which one do you think is going to find the cure first some one who puts there hands together or someone who works towards the cure? |
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| Robert Green Ingersoll |
Our civilization is not Christian. It does not come from the skies. It is not a result of "inspiration." It is the child of invention, of discovery, of applied knowledge -- that is to say, of science. When man becomes great and grand enough to admit that all have equal rights; when thought is untrammeled; when worship shall consist in doing useful things; when religion means the discharge of obligations to our fellow-men, then, and not until then, will the world be civilized. |
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| non believer |
according to that book called the bible first of all there was adam and eve and they had two boys caine and abel. caine murders abel,so where did caine's wife come from? |
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| Marvins Botchway |
I am doing good Not because of God, but because of mankind. |
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Steve Fradkin |
Protestants fighting Catholics, Muslims fighting Jews, …. pick your "." vs "." I will guarantee you you will NOT find "atheist vs …. " anywhere. …. get over yourselves people. Do it now, before you destroy it all ….
me |
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Steve Fradkin |
"If you found the bible in a used book store, you'd jump right on that idea, wouldn't you… 'Oh, this sounds completely logical, yes, the cave, and the ark, … Hey, Donnie! I think I found the meaning of life here…' … no, you'd chuck it in the waste basket. You would. If it gets you through your day, … but I don't think you believe it in the first place …. through this tragedy, 'Ohhhh, it was terrible, it was tragic, … but he's in a better place now. He's with Jesus ….' THEN WHY ARE YOU CRYING? If he's in this utopia, why are you crying? If you believe that death leads to eternal bliss, then why are you wearing a seatbelt?
… if you're going to tax all the vices, then tax Jesus as well, because the Catholic Church has a lot more money than any Columbian cartel, and they leave a lot more bodies in their wake …."
Doug Stanhope from "Die Laughing" |
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| singer |
my friend once asked me whether i hated god,ithought for a while and answered"how can i hate someone who really never exists?" |
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| Carl |
Prayer is blasphemous, for it is the act of asking God to change his Great Plan on your behalf. |
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| Lady Rose |
Recently, I've taken to reading the Bible. For me, it does the opposite of its intention: it reinforces my atheism. |
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| God |
Thou shalt use thy religion to promote thy political career |
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| Tavieous A. Branch |
I left behind religion because I was tired of being a day late and a dollar short. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Ever notice that the only time religion changes is when science exposes another one of its lies? |
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| fk god |
Interesting that Judaism,Islam,and Christianity are Semitic in origin.All based on the same lie.All are anti human...Forgive me Lord for being what you created me to be. |
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| Free Mind |
In modern times there is no place for state-sponsered religion in any country, it must be abolished completly. |
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| Haasbek |
It is not hardness of heart or evil passions that drive people to atheism but rather an intellectual honesty that cannot be suppressed... |
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| ross burns |
If God has a plan for all of us then he planned for me to be an Athiest and if that is true then he plans to punnish me (in hell) for his own plan...... Just??
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| JLAP |
It's amazing how the religious people think they have all the answers when the only one given by their church is "Stop asking and start praying"? |
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| Baron von Knifty |
I can understand why religion rejects carbon dating when most of the thinking in the church has become fossilized. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
When flockers say the Crusades don’t count because they were a long time ago, tell them Jesus doesn’t count because he was a long time before the Crusades. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Anyone who believes that gods MAY exist has to be either less than ten years old or have a screw loose.
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| NoGods4Me |
I was born to Catholic parents. They tried to brainwash me into believing their religion by sending me to a Catholic school. But the power of my inner science geek was able to shield me from their vain attempt at indoctrination. |
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| NoGods4Me |
The ability to freely exercise one’s religious rights is clearly enshrined in our Constitution. But the ability to proselytize and compel others to be a part of religious worship and faith is not.
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| Stuart Bowler |
God is one massive april fools joke that got a bit out of hand. |
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| Chris Theisen |
If I had the choice of speaking to a preacher or to a schizophrenic about religion, I would choose the schizophrenic....at least they have an excuse for their delusional beliefs. |
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| j cornelious |
faith is no substitute for thought |
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| Brian Pennycook |
Don't tell me about god until you have lunch with him.
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
We pass on our genes and the impressions we have made we leave behind. What more "life after death" does one require. |
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| andy ahana |
Teachers educate with the help of millions of books... Priests manipulate with the help of just one… |
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| Sam Harris |
George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and christians love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to god through his hair dryer, they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair dryer makes it any more absurd. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
God only converses with the mentally unstable. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Theists are just dragging their feet on the road of Evolution. Theism will - given time - fall by the wayside.
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| J.Shore |
Atheism relies on evidence. Theism relies on gullibility. |
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| Brian Griffin |
God did not create man, man created God because of pimeval ignorance and irrationality regarding fear of death and salvation. |
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Christopher Hitchens |
“How dismal it is to see present day Americans yearning for the very orthodoxy that their country was founded to escape.”
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| Unknown |
Teach a man religion and he will live his life happily. Teach a man atheism and he will live his life free. |
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| Joseph Campbell |
Mythology is what we call someone else's religion. |
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| Tony Ruiz |
Catholicism is the broom that sweeps child molestation and rape under the carpet. |
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| The omnipotence paradox |
Can God, an omnipotent being, create a stone so large even he cannot lift it? If he can then this would prove that God is not "all powerful". If such a stone cannot be created by God then he was never "all powerful" to begin with. -One of many arguments against an omnipotent being, the stone argument, the omnipotence complex.- |
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| Trevand |
If Jesus died to atone for our sins to appease God, and the Father and Jesus are one within the Holy Trinity, then God sacrificed himself to himself to appease himself. |
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| vishal chandel |
you are a beloved son of God like others are but if you will say some thing against him. His other beloved childern will kill you because religion teaches them. |
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| Unknown |
if "god" is good, then why is there so much suffering in the world? |
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| Greg Lamp |
If we find another planet harvesting intelligent life, don't let the theists know about it. If you do, I gaurantee everything will go to shit. |
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| Dendeb |
If horses had Gods, they would look like horses. |
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| dave duchene |
i found this quote on godisimaginary.com for all who are interested i personally think its halarious
Have you ever thought about how bizarre the crucifixion story is? Imagine the all-powerful, all-knowing creator of the universe sitting on his magnificent throne in heaven. He looks down onto earth and says to himself:
Those evil humans down on earth. I hate what they are doing. All this sin...
Since I am all-knowing I know exactly what the humans are doing and I understand exactly why they commit each sin. Since I created the humans in my own image and personally programmed human nature into their brains, I am the direct author of all of this sin. The instant I created them I knew exactly what would happen with every single human being right down to the nanosecond level for all eternity. If I didn't like how it was going to turn out, I could have simply changed them when I created them. And since I am perfect, I know exactly what I am doing. But ignore all that. I hate all these people doing exactly what I perfectly designed them to do and knew they would do from the moment I created them. I HATE IT! I tried killing all the humans and animals once in the flood. That certainly did not fix the problem.
So here's what I am going to do. I will artificially inseminate a virgin. She will give birth to an incarnated version of me. The humans will eventually crucify and kill the incarnated me. That, finally, will make me happy. Yes, sending myself down and having the humans crucify me -- that will satisfy me. I feel much better now.
It makes no sense, does it? Why would an all-knowing being need to have humans kill himself (Jesus is God, after all) to make himself happy? Especially since it is a perfect God who set the whole thing in motion exactly the way he wanted it? The whole story of the crucifixion is absurd from top to bottom if you actually stop to think about it. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Gods (note the plural) only exist in the mind. Much the same as fairies, goblins, a honest politician and the Loch Ness Monster. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
As a child I prayed every night for a bicycle. I eventually realised it wasn't working so I stole one and then prayed to God for forgiveness. Anon. |
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| George W Bush |
what's dumber than a christian : Answer : two christians . |
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EA Miller |
Many religious people say never “trust†an atheist. Well, I say never trust a religious person since they are incapable of rational thought and have completely lost touch with reality. |
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EA Miller |
Nothing spreads hatred, bigotry, self-entitlement, and anti-science sentiment faster than organized religion. |
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EA Miller |
“Thoughts and prayers†have never fed a starving child, cured a disease, ended war, or stopped gun violence. They are utterly worthless. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Just like rhubarb in a cloche, gods will thrive in minds full of shit. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
MANKIND is OLDER than GOD. But not by much. |
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Pat Simons |
The people who speak so knowingly of the glorious after life are, with rare exception, the same people who would turn this life into a theocratic hell if given a free hand. |
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EA Miller |
Carrying out “the will†of imaginary biblical characters may very well be humankind’s swansong. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I'm fully in favour of religious freedom. I can hardly wait for the day we are free of religion. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
As a kid I once stole a bible from our Sunday chapel. I'd often wonder if God was watching and he had mixed feelings about it. |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
Preponderance of Evidence
Isn't it odd --
This thing about God? --
Brief sparks of benevolence
Mid his routine malevolence. (Observation #1670)
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