top atheist quotes (total: 15978)
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Junior Nnyadzeni Makahane |
If God says, I am his son and Jesus is his "only"son. Than where do I fit in that picture????? |
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Tim McAfee |
I don't steal, I don't kill, I help my fellow humans when I can and I've always been faithful to my wife. So if I am wrong and one day I find myself in front of the Christian God the only thing he can blame me on is not hating the right people. Then I'll punch the cunt right in his face. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
The split in America, rather than simply economic, is between those who embrace reason, who function in the real world of cause and effect, and those who, numbed by isolation and despair, now seek meaning in a mythical world of intuition, a world that is no longer reality-based, a world of magic. ― Chris Hedges, American Fascists: The Christian Right and the War On America
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vivek viru |
Animals have a better habbit than us, They never pray. |
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vivek viru |
Jesus couldn't even save himself from punishment, How can he save us all? Did he get all powers after died ???? |
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vivek viru |
After watching Ben-Hur movie, i feel Judah Ben-Hur was more powerful than Jesus. |
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osirisnut |
Knowledge is a great thing, superstition is the enemy. Britain's national hero David Attenborough. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
science seeks truth by establishing a working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. Religion rejects hypothesis which may open the way to challenging dogma |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
As the smallest planets are nearest the sun, so too, the smallest minds are nearest to God. John Aubrey |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Show me two people talking religion, and I'll show you two people wasting time - Ralph Metusi |
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osirisnut |
If one person talks to an imaginary friend he's called insane, if many people talk to the same imaginary friend it's called religion. Author unknown. |
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Wilson Q. Peralta |
Critical thinking and scientific knowledge are the enemies of religious beliefs and superstitions. |
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osirisnut |
And jesus said "suffer little children to come unto me" and how they suffered at the hands of the catholic clergy. And obviously condoned by their god. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
For those who are curious about the afterlife.
It will be EXACTLY the same as the before-life.
And we've ALL experienced that . . . . haven't we? |
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osirisnut |
A country having a system of government in which priests rule in the name of god is called a theocracy, or the closest thing to a living "HELL" on Earth. |
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osirisnut |
The dresses religious clerics wear are called vestments or cassocks but if any of them are sacked they are "DEFROCKED" of course they don't wear dresses, you can't make this shit up. |
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osirisnut |
To appease the doubters of there being a god the catholic church cleverly came up with this answer. Then jesus said to him, " You believe because you have seen me. Blessed are those who have not seen yet believe me." I just wonder how long it took them to think that one up. |
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osirisnut |
Mexican catholics crawl on their knees to the basilica de guadalupe some of whom crawl for some distance. Catholics also crawl up marble stairs in Italy called the scala santa these are yet more signs. More signs of complete and utter stupidity. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Atheists may find that arguing with the religious requires the patience of a saint. - Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) - |
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osirisnut |
Every Sunday catholic's queue up to get their wafers and it's plainly obvious that they are all crackers. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
If a religious person expresses 'concern' about your 'situation', then your situation is about to become well and truly fucked. - Ralph Metusi |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
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ashok varma |
The more people will get intelligent the more people will turn atheists.As you seek more intelligence you will belive less in god and religion. For instance formerly every unknown happenings were attributed to god's will but as science progressed we know the causative factors and results. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Grand Design versus Grand Evolution?
The creationists are adamant that the eye, being such a complex structure, MUST have been designed by a designer/creator.
OK, that sounds fair enough, at the outset. It could make sense.
But tell me, you creationists. If the eye had reason to be designed by a designer THAT designer/creator MUST have been sighted, right?
So WHO, pray, designed the eye of the designer/creator? |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
It's not very Nice but it IS relevant.
God told me to take a truck and drive it at high speed through the pedestrian packed streets of the city.
I answered, "Piss off, God! I'm not doing your dirty work!! If you must KILL innocent people then do it your bloody self!!" |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
MAN is the deadliest, most dangerous and most destructive animal known to MAN.
Thank you GOD. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Religion, It’s like a concert with no stage, no band, no electricity; a concert that’s all audience. - Ralph Metusi with apologies to Ben H. Winters, |
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mhardy |
Atheism is not an option; it is a fact of life. Atheism is self-evident, atheism is in your face, and atheism is unavoidable. |
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osirisnut |
If any heinous crimes are commited you can bet your bottom dollar that religion will be lurking somewhere close by. |
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Littlestardust xxx |
Use your brain for once and figure out why an all-capable god couldn't even produce tangible evidence for its own existence? Instead, let faulty human like you to cook-up excuses in futile attempt to cover-up the inability to produce evidence of its existence. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Godbotherers cannot grasp the age of the known universe.
They just cannot understand that the universe is around THREE times the age of the Earth and that implies it's about 14,000,000,000 years older than Mankind and Man has been around just a few years longer than those imagined gods. |
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mhardy |
An irony: You learn bad things from the "good book." |
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mhardy |
Atheism is a truth serum that does not require a six-inch needle to administer. |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
The notion that religions represent the word of "God" -- as discovered by self-proclaimed special human intermediaries -- is laughably absurd. Yet the belief has persisted even into modern times. A different idea -- that Gods and religions represent -- merely-- human theories and suppositions about reality -- satisfies the detached intellect, but does not feed, apparently, a deep emotional hunger. Is it too much to suggest that an early infantile illusion -- a perception of parental perfection, power, and benevolence -- is mirrored in the yearning for "God?" (Observation # 648)
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Marilyn Manson |
I'm not a slave to a God that doesn't exist. I'm not a slave to a world that doesn't give a shit. |
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mhardy |
Man never really feared God. Man only feared man. |
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osirisnut |
I have to admit that there is a Heaven and there is a Hell and they are both on earth it's Heaven on earth for the peddlers of religion with their opulent life style, Hell on Earth for the followers of religion who have to endure a life style of abject misery and poverty. |
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Santeri Hantula |
Currently the God is willing to send 68.5% of human population to hell. Look how merciful he is. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Here's an open question aimed at and for the benefit of believers of any faith:
What PROOF would you require in order to have you abandon your particular belief?
If you don't have an answer to that question, what does it say about you? |
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Deacon Verter |
Eons ago we crawled out of the mud
There was no Adam, no Fall and no Flood
No debt requiring a payment of blood
Christian salvation: ONE BIG DUD! |
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osirisnut |
A judge says to the convicted man, "The jury has found you guilty and for your punishment you can either pray to god for a cure for cancer or you can empty lake Erie with a teaspoon, what ever you think will be quickest."
The man replies, "Give me the fucking teaspoon." |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
Our Gods -- despite their supreme powers, remote abodes, and divine disdain for regular and effective communication -- are all quite recognizably human. This should give some clue as to who was created by whom. (Observation #635) |
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Francis Bede |
Because the joy of God is so elusive the joy of Nature is within one's grasp. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Why does God allow evil people to be born? Simple. We are the coppice that helps God keep the fires of Hell burning. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Theist Mantra: "Ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise." Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
Religion is similar to tradition, except that it claims not merely the sanction of ancient practice, but that of divine origin. Religion is similar to superstition in that both claim the existence of cause and effect relationships for which evidence is lacking. (Observation # 593) |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
Religions are attempts to personalize the universe. A puzzle of "benevolence" mixed with "cruelty" -- no matter how absurd or irrational -- suggests intention -- and thus is preferred to unmotivated impersonality, or blind indifference. (Observation # 588) |
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osirisnut |
And yet again another scandal has hit that scandal ridden catholic church. It's leader and his minions must be so proud of themselves, their manmade god must be spinning on his crucifix. |
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Periyar EVR |
Anything that is not in tune with reason and self - respect must be eschewd.
If superstition is removed and religion is viewed in the light of reason, no religion will survive.
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Modus Operandi.
Some ask: "Why doesn't God talk to ME? Why doesn't God show his face? Why doesn't God answer my prayers? Why doesn't God cure all diseases? Why is God so cruel?"
The questions go on, and on, and on.
However, I say: Read the damn bibles! ALL gods have escape clauses written into their contracts!! |
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